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"Couldn't get any toilet roll, love. All they had left was carrots!"
11/03/20 8:00:24
The turd house on the left.
15/06/15 8:00:29
Fiddler on the roof.
11/03/20 14:38:00
Ever since I started self-isolating, my coke habit has got well out of control.
30/03/20 19:00:13
Man caught masturbating in off licence.
24/06/15 15:44:23
Brief encounter
07/06/15 15:13:33
The women leave their other halves behind.
17/05/15 19:56:35
Best buddhas.
17/05/15 11:00:43
"Keep farting, Mary, till we get to the next petrol station."
13/04/15 11:45:59
Flush puppie
19/07/21 19:01:11
David and Susan used to hate doing the laundry, but that was before they discovered LSD.
27/02/20 17:38:18
If you're not entirely satisfied, you can give the customer service team a ring
06/09/15 7:31:00
The Annual Frowning Convention got off to a great start
01/09/15 12:53:12
Taking in the Derry air.
20/06/15 20:33:13
I asked for a blow job but got a blow dry instead.
08/06/15 12:53:55
Meet Andy, your friendly anal sex guide.
08/05/15 19:04:13
Superzero
09/08/16 7:47:34
Doris, like the door to her house, had been banged many times.
23/09/15 19:10:59
I've come across this face before
07/09/15 12:49:14
I asked my girlfriend to give me head in the pool...
28/08/15 19:33:39
That awful moment when you realise you've forgotten to turn off the oven.
06/06/15 11:18:37
Every dog has its dye.
16/03/20 20:29:48
What it's like to be born in 2020.
15/03/20 20:00:41
Austerity hits porn industry
10/08/16 7:28:35
Fearing for their safety, David Cameron and George Osborne wore cloaks of invisibility on a recent tour of Scotland.
11/09/15 15:38:09
Inflight meal
23/06/15 12:12:50
"My printer exploded"
19/06/15 11:18:35
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil... and don't get wet.
14/06/15 11:23:01
They say life begins at 40, but drinking your own piss whilst pretending to be a birthday cake is not my idea of a new beginning.
07/06/15 9:35:40
"There isn't time to reflect. Step on it!"
21/05/15 20:40:52
"Jack Russell willy warmers for sale"
21/05/15 12:20:29
The boss said he was behind all his staff at this difficult time.
19/03/20 8:54:55
Come inside!
16/03/20 12:00:18
Now I know why we don't see Kermit the Frog any more
19/09/15 11:25:33
When Sheila fell out with her boyfriend, she could always rely on her friends for support.
14/09/15 7:11:07
Damned predictive text! I wanted her to send me a pic of her vulva.
21/06/15 9:07:32
"Watch this, God! God! Are you watching?"
20/06/15 17:08:43
She was the best pickpocket he ever saw.
23/05/15 14:08:15
John was appalled when he saw this. Someone had spelt 'roasted' wrong.
22/05/15 8:37:47
"Remove all men," said the feminist.
19/05/15 13:47:08
Where's this? Baaaaaah-rain?
17/05/15 9:13:43
Three-year-old off licence robber shows police where he abandoned his getaway vehicle.
15/05/15 12:52:37
dis guise crazy
24/04/15 8:42:31
It had been a long time since Sandra had felt a prick in her hand.
19/01/25 17:39:28
He's a hole lot of fun.
comment on caption: Meet Andy, your friendly anal sex guide. [Guy Random]
He looks like an ass hole to me
which could lead to some REALLY Odd-bins!
comment on caption: Man caught masturbating in off licence. [Guy Random]
Nice one ):
comment on caption: The Annual Frowning Convention got off to a great start [Guy Random]
Deliveries in the rear.
comment on caption: Come inside! [Guy Random]
email us
He's a hole lot of fun.
10:18pm
comment on caption:
Meet Andy, your friendly anal sex guide. [Guy Random]
He looks like an ass hole to me
10:27pm
comment on caption:
Meet Andy, your friendly anal sex guide. [Guy Random]
which could lead to some REALLY Odd-bins!
6:42am
comment on caption:
Man caught masturbating in off licence. [Guy Random]
Nice one ):
10:35pm
comment on caption:
The Annual Frowning Convention got off to a great start [Guy Random]
Deliveries in the rear.
8:21pm
comment on caption:
Come inside! [Guy Random]