lol creative

I still think we should have got some tickets closer to the stage.

23/09/16 7:51:58

lol x2

Joe's love life had become so desperate he was reduced to making lewd gestures to pigeons.

23/09/16 19:13:47

Just throw the damn bouquet!

20/08/16 11:02:23

It's terrible when your jeans shrink in the rain like that.

12/10/16 7:45:05

creative

The Stone Poses

21/08/16 11:16:43

Friends worried about Richard Branson's behaviour since cycling accident.

03/09/16 19:30:56

Man finds new way to deter tailgating.

05/09/16 11:34:41

That's the last time I use that B road.

26/08/16 11:02:26

When you can no longer ignore your ear wax problem.

29/09/16 19:16:00

When James Brown had his sex machine, he could pull birds any time he wanted.

13/09/16 12:40:15

clever

A hitchhiking horse's guide to the Ford Galaxy.

10/09/16 19:51:59

Toys R Bust.

11/09/16 8:04:08

Well, that's those funeral arrangements out the window.

24/08/16 18:51:45

Pokemon-Go is so yesterday, now we're all playing Frogger.

18/08/16 18:19:43

A mannequin at Sports Direct.

04/10/16 19:07:16

Awww, they're so well-matched. One's a bag lady and the other's a bum.

02/10/16 19:47:11

Madam, that is not my truncheon.

30/09/16 21:11:56

Postman relaxes in his bijoux London flat.

25/09/16 19:03:23

Trying to work out how much 10L was in feet was a messy business.

19/09/16 15:42:40

What a wader go!

15/09/16 8:44:27

Half-time entertainment at the Darwin Awards Show.

11/09/16 19:06:21

Bottle McBottleface

08/09/16 11:40:48

Oh my goodness, someone actually voted for my caption!

07/09/16 11:42:25

The reality of Tinder.

01/09/16 19:06:38

I think it's time you came off that high fibre diet.

21/09/16 19:09:03

That is one Lidl pair of shorts.

19/09/16 19:18:55

When I said wipe your feet on the mat...

19/09/16 17:09:59

Just keep digging son, the stopcock must be around here somewhere.

09/09/16 7:22:45

'You ain't nothin' but a hand dog'

06/09/16 13:48:17

'You always have to take dress down Friday that little bit too far, don't you.'

03/09/16 19:43:01

I'm all ears.

26/08/16 10:25:42

Hitting the road one last time.

24/08/16 11:53:58

There was only one drawback with these gas powered buses...

17/08/16 19:19:16

Grandma, why are my binoculars in the toilet?

14/10/16 11:14:10

Bed letter day.

25/09/16 19:18:02

It could be a rank taxi.

24/09/16 19:38:18

I know I always say it, but I'm definitely not drinking ever again!

20/09/16 13:48:34

Another stocking victim.

12/09/16 11:31:37

A tree surgeon handing in his resignation.

11/09/16 19:14:31

Reservoir jogs.

08/09/16 19:01:54

That awkward moment when you arrive at a party all dressed in the same outfit.

08/09/16 12:14:04

Sailing the Seven Up.

08/09/16 11:55:25

🎵'I knew you were coming so I baked the cat...' 🎵

07/09/16 19:41:45

No matter where you are, when you gotta go, you gotta go.

02/09/16 20:14:05

That's the biggest egg timer I have ever seen.

02/09/16 20:08:45

Is this really a good time to play rock, paper scissors?

02/09/16 12:19:13

Yes, I know I said I like dumplings but...

01/09/16 14:31:28

When you take recycling one step too far.

01/09/16 11:55:27

Anger management made easy.

01/09/16 11:50:51

Motion Colour Scene.

29/08/16 19:35:19

I'm telling you, next time I have the choice between community service and prison, I'm choosing prison.

27/08/16 20:08:13

What a plank.

24/08/16 19:12:50

Thailand introduces new drink driving test.

24/08/16 19:06:39

Tee caddy.

20/08/16 19:16:51

Mrs Murray had to make some compromises on the honeymoon.

20/08/16 8:55:21