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It wasn't what I was expecting but I am now.

28/09/21 7:03:39

🎵 Yule never walk alone 🎵

22/09/21 19:27:03

"The vending machine can't be fixed until tomorrow? Ok, I'll come back then."

11/09/21 7:21:21

Slumberjacks

06/09/21 19:04:46

"Which idiot packed the Tampax? I said crampons!"

17/07/21 19:05:13

"Put him down!"

11/07/21 20:48:10

First anniversary of the Mew Klux Klan.

10/07/21 19:04:42

"Who left the brownie in the toilet?"

03/07/21 19:12:48

Fortunately for Helga, Dave was not the sharpest tool in the box.

18/06/21 7:03:18

Meanwhile in Cornwall, Boris Johnson asks the Queen to judge the "Anus Horribilis" competition.

14/06/21 19:51:28

clever

Teebagging is also strictly prohibited.

13/06/21 19:16:06

Woman's Best Friend

05/06/21 19:00:18

Harey Potter

29/05/21 7:00:09

"Don't panic! We used to work at the Jaguar garage."

25/05/21 11:00:15

Meals on wheels

23/05/21 19:09:24

Harry Potter and the Philospher's stoned

22/05/21 11:00:07

He'd like to polka

14/05/21 7:14:18

"That'll do? Well, no it won't actually. And whilst we're on the subject, your PlusNet is shit and I don't rate your teabags."

07/05/21 7:26:52

Lazy German guest asks hotel staff for a viper.

05/05/21 7:01:02

Dry humour

04/05/21 7:14:44

© ROFL HARRIS

30/04/21 19:02:18

Dave may be strong but his girlfriend has a weak bladder.

29/04/21 19:20:51

Frogs' porn

14/04/21 19:11:34

"Are there any route vegetables?"

27/03/21 12:04:14

Naughty schoolboy hides after hearing his Master's voice.

24/03/21 20:08:48

"Your round."

"I know, I blame lockdown."

19/03/21 20:07:00

creative

"Yeah, she looks fit. Ok, I'll marry her" agreed Henry VIII's cat.

17/03/21 12:05:55

Looks like a Clawed Monet.

17/03/21 12:00:13

Kinder Surprise

10/03/21 8:00:08

🎵 It's just your chive talkin' 🎵

03/03/21 8:02:20

Brawn to be wild

15/02/21 20:23:10

Mavis was enjoying retirement after a long career sword swallowing.

09/02/21 8:03:21

Period drama

08/02/21 8:19:17

"Why are you so obsessed about my weight?"

07/02/21 12:10:32

"I used to play with the Salad Dodgers."

02/02/21 20:05:06

"You cannot be cirrus!"

29/01/21 8:00:29

"What's in it?"

"Everyone's hopes for a return to normality."

05/01/21 8:01:12

It's weird how some sailors are so proud of their urine samples.

26/12/20 20:46:51

My cock's up early every morning.

18/12/20 8:11:18

Lock up your daughters!

12/12/20 20:07:42

"Hans, are you sure this is the way to Wunderbar Furnishings?"

"No Ikea."

09/12/20 8:15:42

A fawn again Christian.

06/12/20 20:00:45

Pirouwet

05/12/20 8:12:07

The Lilliputians beg lockdown Gulliver to comb his hair.

30/11/20 20:00:09

Katie Fisher-Price â„¢

26/11/20 20:00:42

The Jolly Green Giant shows off his incredible shaft.

20/11/20 8:24:37

"The suspect is guilty. I can feel it in my bones."

15/11/20 13:14:10

On date night Dave realised he had pulled a mussel.

14/11/20 8:16:01

"You'll have to lose weight if you want to carry on with this tandem skydiving malarkey"

11/11/20 12:28:56

Later on Dave was hoping to take the 69 route.

11/11/20 8:04:55

The bride decided against an open top.

11/11/20 8:00:45

He's about to announce the weiner.

05/11/20 20:09:29

"Great - at least there's somewhere to park my bike"

31/10/20 8:00:27

Local tramps take cover.

28/10/20 20:00:14

"You should stick to shorts."

24/10/20 19:11:42

King Edward is dead, long live the king!

13/10/20 19:02:31

You wait ages for a space shuttle then three comet once.

11/10/20 19:05:28

"I've just finished the Blue Nun."

11/10/20 12:05:46

"My sight's good even after all that organ grinding."

07/10/20 7:06:24

The Stud

29/09/20 19:02:06

She's normally to be found loitering within tent.

17/09/20 7:07:51

Gorilla glue never stops being funny.

16/09/20 11:20:53

Hidden a gender

28/08/20 19:27:10

It's that weather when you don't know if you need a jumper or not.

24/08/20 11:03:31

Volunteers who cleared up the cow dung got a pat on the back.

19/08/20 7:06:25

"Oh well, think of the money you'll save not buying hats"

18/08/20 19:00:39

When you hear someone say they could eat a horse..

17/08/20 19:10:00

I bought my wife two pairs. She's such a cow.

14/08/20 19:22:31

Just need some Fairy on the top.

05/08/20 11:00:36

"To be honest I'm glad Michael stood me up. I get sick of explaining the rules of cricket to him."

01/08/20 20:05:38

Resting bitch face.

25/07/20 19:05:31

50 Shades of Grey's Anatomy

25/07/20 11:08:54

Hitchcock was forced to cut shocking bird bath scenes from his movie.

25/07/20 5:11:15

"You wanna pizza me?"

21/07/20 7:00:19

Just deny all carnal knowledge.

20/07/20 19:26:31

Heard the one about a ferret who walked into a bar..?

20/07/20 11:36:10

Guinness Book of Records confirm largest gathering of lockjaw sufferers.

[Nod to 20:03:49 - sorry not seen]

13/07/20 19:13:25

I do hope those two bald dwarfs she's smuggling can breathe.

06/07/20 11:12:39

"This popped up on my Facebook memories. 101 years ago today..."

06/07/20 7:22:56

"I'd better stand back a bit. I'm using my Dictaphone."

27/06/20 14:50:06

Hopefully this will mean Warren Peace.

25/06/20 19:02:03

20 years later he loved telling people he was well hung.

23/06/20 11:01:14

Shyer horse

21/06/20 7:02:15

Renowned Captioneer Mr Millennium Dome

19/06/20 7:11:50

It's a good job that Wall's have ears as Enid is stone deaf.

16/06/20 11:12:09

Julie Goodyear

15/06/20 11:00:19

"What's that massive gorilla doing up there?" mused Fay.

14/06/20 19:27:29

She wasn't impressed by the size of his Venus.

11/06/20 7:43:50

"Chin up, Tiddles. Mum says we're not moving to China after all."

09/06/20 7:04:44

Marriage is no picnic

31/05/20 19:01:04

"I think he's about to pop the equestrian."

30/05/20 7:00:42

"I've put him on mute."

29/05/20 11:42:25

"Two miles back I passed a few stools."

23/05/20 7:04:52

"We're exhausted!"

22/05/20 19:18:37

Warning: may contain graphic content.

13/05/20 11:45:10

"Ears looking at you, kid."

09/05/20 7:14:03

There's always some pervert offering to show you some puppies.

01/05/20 19:16:14

"Alexa - play The Gee Gees"

29/04/20 19:19:31

"Anyway, mummy and daddy have been shitfaced since about 4 o'clock just so bring the kebabs now.."

24/04/20 19:08:04

First day offspring

22/04/20 11:35:19