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Vanessa the Guesser

Caption Wins:501

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Quotas and Scores

			This Week				Last Week				All Time
	Quota		Added	Score	Rank		Added	Score	Rank		Added	Score	Rank
Caption	61		0	1	15		9	9	24		11,249	23,538	7
Photo	48		0	0			0	1	8		4	5	24
Comment	21		0	0			1	2	13		206	359	26
Suggested Edit	2		0	0			0	0			0	0
Forum Post			0	0			0	0			10	0

Voting Record

	This Week			Last Week			All Time
	Voted	Rank		Voted	Rank		Voted	Rank
Caption	2	14		12	26		9,059	29
Photo	0			0	0		87	80
Comment	0			2	12		653	14
Suggested Edit	0			0			3	15

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Boris is already trying to worm his way back into number 10.

He's in for a shock. There's a conductor on board today.

Please dispose of crampons in the bin provided.

Luckily, there was a Constable nearby.

Better than showing off her Wotsits.

"We always take a few magazines to bed."

Later on they fell out.

"What's the frequency?" "Well, at least once a day."

"You have 39 new messages."

The emperor strikes back.

That would explain the Yellow Pages.

"Come on now, it's pasture bedtime"

It's no wonder they remained unseeded.

"My joystick's not working." "It hasn't for years, dear."

Strike of genius.

"I'm more used to driving Double Deckers."

"Good boy!" said Paul McCartney.

In other words - U FO

"Euston, we have a problem"

"Are you one of those Harey Bikers?"

I thought I heard the delivery guy knocking.

"Bit disappointed with this Plenty of Fish website.."

Parenting tip #21 - Do not allow your children to go up the chimney in search of Santa.

"Is the top one Preacher Man?"

This lamb's a bit tough.

🎵 Did somebody say Just Feet? 🎵

Sweeping Beauty

William Don't Tell

The Ministry of Filly Walks.

"Well done, dear"

It's so boring watching the Euros.

German kids like to reserve their place in the ice cream queue.

I wouldn't worry. It's not often that Scotland get anything in the back of the net.

"Cycling really makes my calves ache." "You should try giving birth to them."

Scratching post.

"What a ridiculous orange nose!" thought the snowman.

So what? I wore a tank top.

I keep tripping when I wear these.

The photographer was slammed for airbrushing the basketballs from this picture.

I don't know about buses but 3 old men came at once.

Some of us still love a hairy Regina.

It'll have you in stitches!