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creative clever x6

He's in for a shock. There's a conductor on board today.

27/04/19 12:09:49

lol clever

Please dispose of crampons in the bin provided.

18/03/23 20:09:57

creative clever

Luckily, there was a Constable nearby.

12/08/23 12:22:25

Better than showing off her Wotsits.

10/03/24 20:31:31

"We always take a few magazines to bed."

16/02/24 8:02:26

clever

ICU

25/07/20 12:02:49

That would explain the Yellow Pages.

24/10/22 20:00:13

"Come on now, it's pasture bedtime"

27/09/22 20:01:39

It's no wonder they remained unseeded.

06/09/22 20:09:55

lol x2

"My joystick's not working."

"It hasn't for years, dear."

10/08/24 12:14:49

clever

Strike of genius.

02/03/24 12:07:56

Lidl Women

27/12/23 8:09:34

"I'm more used to driving Double Deckers."

18/08/23 8:12:15

creative

In other words - U FO

18/04/20 12:11:28

clever x2

Bow legged.

11/07/19 8:18:11

clever

"Euston, we have a problem"

30/04/19 12:21:58

lol

"Are you one of those Harey Bikers?"

03/05/24 20:10:10

lol

I thought I heard the delivery guy knocking.

17/02/24 12:01:37

lol

"Bit disappointed with this Plenty of Fish website.."

09/12/23 8:03:25

lol x2

Parenting tip #21 - Do not allow your children to go up the chimney in search of Santa.

26/04/22 8:17:06

"Is the top one Preacher Man?"

20/10/21 20:00:24

lol

This lamb's a bit tough.

19/01/20 13:30:10

creative

Sabbath

31/03/24 8:16:35

Sweeping Beauty

29/10/23 20:03:08

William Don't Tell

17/06/23 12:01:48

The Ministry of Filly Walks.

05/02/22 8:00:09

clever

"Well done, dear"

20/06/19 20:01:49

"Cycling really makes my calves ache."

"You should try giving birth to them."

24/08/24 8:09:58

Scratching post.

26/08/23 20:08:19

"What a ridiculous orange nose!" thought the snowman.

03/06/23 20:00:31

So what? I wore a tank top.

09/02/23 20:01:57

clever

I keep tripping when I wear these.

05/08/22 21:03:39

lol

The photographer was slammed for airbrushing the basketballs from this picture.

15/06/21 8:48:11

clever

Pay As You Go

27/06/20 12:04:09

lol x2

I don't know about buses but 3 old men came at once.

10/05/20 12:09:22

clever

Some of us still love a hairy Regina.

04/05/19 20:15:39

How lavish!

24/04/19 20:00:24

That could cause a pile up.

28/08/24 20:08:50

5 years we've been married and never a crossword.

13/07/24 8:12:11

clever

"Don't worry, I won't eat you. Parrots repeat on me."

16/03/24 20:04:30

She's refusing to take it lying down.

13/01/24 12:02:28

clever

"There's no rush. I told my wife I'd come in at 20 to 1."

08/09/23 8:42:41

clever

"Where's the cat that got the cream when you need him?"

29/09/22 20:04:38

Ale Marys

26/02/22 12:03:50

Poor Bacon. They never managed to cure him.

11/04/21 13:24:36

Who you gonna call? Ghostbuskers

21/03/20 12:00:10

"Bling out your dead!"

18/03/20 20:27:47

"I won it on a scratch card."

09/03/20 12:00:12

lol

I didn't realise it was Leslie Ash Wednesday

04/03/20 8:03:15

clever

Grate Expectations.

27/12/19 20:00:11

creative x2 clever

You can usually spot penguins by their peculiar gates.

02/02/18 9:11:01

clever

They've just dropped off their kids at the nursery.

05/02/24 20:07:02

Bummingbird

17/10/23 20:24:28

creative

Wham! He was struck from behind by a careless Wispa.

18/08/23 8:08:44

lol creative

"It says here that it's good manners to remove swimming caps whilst eating."

03/05/23 8:02:12

Nosey parker.

08/02/23 8:00:08

Which clown thought this up?

28/10/22 20:17:39

She only married him because he's loaded.

01/10/22 20:11:23

He's been shopping in his natural Habitat.

12/09/22 20:00:27

"I've tried explaining how it works to my patients, but basically it goes in one ear and out the other"

03/09/21 8:19:05

clever

An Ariel view.

24/08/21 8:00:37

Stinking rich.

05/06/21 8:16:15

"Shit..."

Brian was alarmed after reading the script for Fatal Attraction.

22/01/21 12:33:21

They think it's all over.. It is now.

26/10/20 20:03:22

clever

She scrubs up well.

25/07/20 12:01:16

creative

Copulation: 100,043

16/04/20 20:03:38

Scooby diving

03/04/20 20:00:09

"I'm just off out clubbing now, mum!"

13/03/20 20:02:58

clever x2

January at the Jobcentre.

30/12/19 16:56:53

clever

The clitoris fancy dress party was poorly attended as hardly anyone could find it.

21/12/19 13:31:38

Pisces of eight

28/12/18 12:00:41

creative

When you need to look fetching.

05/10/18 13:36:36

lol

George is really coming out of his shell.

02/07/18 20:00:28

clever

Speed dating

02/02/18 12:30:31

"So, have I passed?"

10/04/17 12:30:43

I sent all my kids to boarding school.

25/02/17 12:00:14

lol

It's pointless Richard Osman and Alexander Armstrong trying to hide on holiday.

10/01/17 8:21:51

This photo is so last year.

09/07/24 20:00:50

He normally likes a roll on his back.

05/06/24 8:12:20

clever

Wall's have ears

27/03/24 12:00:43

He goes like a rocket.

13/02/24 20:33:02

They're dam tasty

11/09/23 20:04:34

They're hoping to win the cup. Along with the knife, fork, spoon and the plate.

31/07/23 20:16:47

It's nice to have at least one square meal a day.

04/04/23 20:03:28

If you prefer dogs, there's a Yorkie in the other vending machine.

15/02/23 8:03:09

lol

Shortly after he became a goody-two-shoes.

04/02/23 20:19:21

Passing a hard stool had inflamed Gran's IBS.

18/01/23 8:01:30

Accident investigators will need to examine the Dasher cam.

23/12/22 20:01:37

lol

At least the picture is well-hung.

09/12/22 20:17:06

"Hmm... I'm sure I put those Health & Safety manuals up here somewhere..."

08/09/22 8:14:10

My other car's a Ford Siesta

24/07/22 12:04:40

clever

It was a people carrier before it shrank in the rain.

09/03/22 12:01:17

"What's for tea?"

"Salad"

29/09/21 8:04:56

clever

Predictive text

01/08/21 8:16:42

clever

"You cheating son-of-a-bitch.."

19/07/21 20:04:39