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	Hello darlin' does this 'andkerchief smell of chloroform to you?? 01/06/18 13:50:38	13

	lol The morning commute to the Nike factory 01/06/17 7:26:15	1 13
On the station, waiting for a train; child labour in an Asian country; often associated with sporting brands... --Gf j
	creative clever When I arrive home after a night on the town, I use all the steps...but not necessarily in the right order... 07/02/17 17:27:18	11

	lol Can someone get this splinter out of my ass? 18/02/19 14:46:15	1 10
Painful,sounds like he needs an asspro. --John Glover
	"Is this undercover car alright for you m' lady? "Thank you Parker, this will do nicely..." 25/01/18 22:50:50	10

	Stephen King's Little Red Riding Hood 06/10/17 7:33:53	1 10
...or perhaps Tim Burton's? --ant man
	Shack of lamb 19/02/17 8:51:37	8

	Two loos la wreck 30/01/17 12:18:31	8

	Clearly moved on from Cream... 01/09/17 13:22:19	2 7
Ginger Baker --Michael Winner
	"I am telling you it's only this big fully erect, he doesn't deserve a new tie..." 29/11/17 10:20:20	6

	Chris overreacted to coming last in the local poohsticks championships 31/01/17 12:21:48	6

	This photo has clearly been chosen to annoy the grammar police...what is that apostrophe doing on that sign??? 13/03/19 9:05:12	9 5
Apparently the chain was originally called Chuck E Cheese's Pizza Time Theatre...They dropped the Pizza Time but kept the apostrophe...A fun fact that your brain will never use again. --stone face
	"Underage driving is a grave offence son" 01/11/17 14:31:27	5

	"I'm Going to sue that bloody dating agency" 30/06/17 7:05:43	5

	Acid reign 06/05/17 7:13:14	5

	Sorry I'd leave that 10 of your human minutes... 27/07/18 9:14:08	4

	creative Jimmy's parents were increasingly upset about his latest 'A' level woodwork project... 21/01/18 18:17:40	4

	Jimmy's parents were beginning to get suspicious about his 'A' level woodwork project... 20/12/17 9:05:09	4

	Having cycled on the A3, I thought it would be quicker to just cycle straight here... 06/08/17 21:07:50	1 4
"...pushing the pedals turns the rotating spades, digging you deeper and deeper into the ground. Cut out the middle man, and buy the CycloCoffin 3000 NOW!" --Michael Winner
	Spaghetti West Stern 13/04/17 7:47:32	4

	Litter bug 09/04/17 11:53:13	4

	'Thanks for watching "Rolf On Art," can you see what it is yet? 01/03/17 1:22:18	4

	Dennis's first parachute jump hadn't gone completely to plan... 02/02/17 16:23:16	4

	Your Cattery Needs YOU! 14/11/24 23:54:25	3

	Russia continues to deny doping at world canoe championship... 13/11/24 12:26:22	3

	Riveting... 15/07/23 12:29:45	3

	Russian triple jumper denies taking performance enhancing drugs... 01/06/23 13:56:23	3

	Tommy cat 18/03/19 8:36:19	3

	The Captions so far have been prosthetic... 19/02/19 12:56:27	3

	"Do you see the word MUG on my forehead? Fetch it yourself!!" 26/08/18 12:54:18	3

	the latest Tokyo sleeping accommodation is making news... 04/08/18 8:27:13	3

	Ouch, I've just been CG eyed 01/08/18 5:42:49	3

	"Watson, go and put Â£10.00 on General Grant in the 18.65 there's a good chap..." 25/06/18 16:23:32	3

	Hugh Hefner going out with a bang...it's what he would have wanted... 28/09/17 15:36:27	3

	"Excuse me Madam, would you please open your bag...we have reason to believe it has a false bottom" 24/07/17 12:15:25	3

	Creams from the Michael Jackson range are launched 21/07/17 13:18:45	3

	Fabio on his regular rounds to supply Don Brusca's shoe shops 04/06/17 12:26:52	3

	Parsley in butter! 21/04/17 14:24:31	3

	Jane did everything she could to avoid the train strikes... 17/04/17 20:26:51	3

	"Now mirror, I will ask you one more time...Who, did you say, is the..." 23/03/17 6:10:50	3

	The Amish drone club winter retreat 21/03/17 15:13:35	3

	Meanwhile in a small Texas town someone had been given a brand new chainsaw... 28/02/17 6:55:33	3

	"It covers all religions" thought Mrs Cole, Headmistress ..."It comes from a different planet" thought the pupils and staff 14/02/17 14:06:36	3

	What were the chances? Shergar parachuting in on on top of James Dean... 11/02/17 9:18:42	3

	Ben reflected, it was that extra woman I ate last week...the oestrogen has given me these damn moobs 09/02/17 12:22:14	3

	The trouble with eating road kill was the constant toing and froing to the recycle park. 21/01/17 13:58:04	3

	Red wool gives you things... 13/11/24 10:34:34	2

	Enjoying the Daily Mews Thu 12:08:43	1

	China's covid antidote launched... 13/08/24 21:00:44	1

	Great pins - truly the Messi of the dung beetle world... Thu 12:07:08, edited: Thu 12:23:29	0

last comments (total: 15)

Painful,sounds like he needs an asspro.

John Glover

18/02/19
6:35pm

comment on caption:
Can someone get this splinter out of my ass? [G fj]

It looks like the police have arrived to take it down.

Stephen Bean

13/03/19
9:37am

comment on caption:
This photo has clearly been chosen to annoy the grammar police...what is that apostrophe doing on that sign??? [G fj]

Shooting it's a bit harsh

Mr Dome

13/03/19
9:39am

comment on caption:
This photo has clearly been chosen to annoy the grammar police...what is that apostrophe doing on that sign??? [G fj]

They'll probably keep it for a posse trophy.

Stephen Bean

13/03/19
9:43am

comment on caption:
This photo has clearly been chosen to annoy the grammar police...what is that apostrophe doing on that sign??? [G fj]

Thanks Mr Bean!! Shouldn't have finished that bottle after all...

(caption author)

13/03/19
9:53am

comment on caption:
This photo has clearly been chosen to annoy the grammar police...what is that apostrophe doing on that sign??? [G fj]

You're welcome and don't worry I've Bean there.

Stephen Bean

13/03/19
10:03am

comment on caption:
This photo has clearly been chosen to annoy the grammar police...what is that apostrophe doing on that sign??? [G fj]

:-)

(caption author)

13/03/19
10:52am

comment on caption:
This photo has clearly been chosen to annoy the grammar police...what is that apostrophe doing on that sign??? [G fj]

Apparently the chain was originally called Chuck E Cheese's Pizza Time Theatre...They dropped the Pizza Time but kept the apostrophe...A fun fact that your brain will never use again.

stone face

13/03/19
11:25am

comment on caption:
This photo has clearly been chosen to annoy the grammar police...what is that apostrophe doing on that sign??? [G fj]

Dear Stone Face, Excellent bit of research...speaking of that the shuttlecock fetcher is a Myanmar fisherman who is using a traditional fishing technique on 'Lake Inlay' in Myanmar, formerly Burma. Hence the caption 'Here in lay fish' another fact that everyone's brain will be too full to care about smilie face But thank you for allowing me to get that off my chest!

PS thanks Mr Dome I wish I'd thought of that before I rushed into the caption...

(caption author)

13/03/19
11:39am

comment on caption:
This photo has clearly been chosen to annoy the grammar police...what is that apostrophe doing on that sign??? [G fj]

Has he found himself between a coma and a full stop after having words with the grammar police?

[anon]

13/03/19
3:54pm

comment on caption:
This photo has clearly been chosen to annoy the grammar police...what is that apostrophe doing on that sign??? [G fj]

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