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Comment	3		0	0			0	0			74	86	57
Suggested Edit	2		0	0			0	0			0	0
Forum Post			0	0			0	0			12	0

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Irritable Owl Syndrome

Gang, nan style

Winston Churchill: The Official Otterbiography

"...and that's how babies are born."

Empirical evidence that obesity is in the jeans.

"I love it when a dam comes together."

Mister Tibbs, the neighbour's cat, was happy that the Smith's had finally installed the new vending machine.

"The closer it gets, the more it looks like a piano."

It ain't over till the fat lady...ok, it's over!

Eating bland mushy food, taking regular naps and farting without shame. It's easy for two people to bond when they have so much in common.

Beverly Heels Cop

Million Dollar Baby

The steaks have never been higher.

I tawt I taw a pussy tatt.

A fresh pot of Stu

Yew warm enough?

Be careful of quick fix diets. They leave you feeling drained.

A book fell on my head. I've only got my shelf to blame.

It was Dot's first vacation in years. Looking for something outdoorsy, she Googled "nearest camp site".

â™¬ Joe lean Joe lean Joe lean Joe leeeeean... â™¬

Hot cross bunnies

For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

And the epitaph read: "Well...T-t-t-that's all, folks!"

Pictured during his 2018 World Tour, the rock & roll lifestyle is clearly taking its toll on Harry Styles.

Laurel and tardy

We likes it human style.

Day 5: The shower siege stand-off continues. Body odour has now ripened to a notable lingering pungency. ---------- (Edit 03/11/18 14:22) Day 5: The shower siege stand-off continues. I smell like the back end of a dog on laxatives, but I'm hanging in there.

Post-op images from Porky Pig's transition to Miss Piggy

"Look at those puppies."

Cops & Whoppers

"...and the BAFTA for Best Male Dramatic Performance goes to..."

Wears stripes because he doesn't want to be spotted.

The headless one is yours, mate!

The Lie-in King (nod to 8:03:53)

Tom was starting to regret agreeing to babysit for Jerry Nod to 12:07:50

Deerly departed

The Old Bill-a-bong

Fedoras you can wear with Pride.

John was recently diagnosed with colour blindness. It came totally out of the purple.

...and a 99 with a sausage, please.