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	lol "I'm Spartapuss!" 19/09/24 7:01:28, edited: 19/09/24 7:17:46, suggested edits	16

	Was it easy to make? A pizza cake. 16/08/24 11:00:45	3 16
Maybe more a poperoni pizza --Glyn Evans
	Eat within 5 seconds 13/06/24 11:00:40	16

	When I were a lad we dreamt there were mortar life. 13/06/24 7:02:29	1 16

	lol creative When your boss says, 'from tomorrow you're fired', but you stay late to get another 24,000 off the production line. 23/05/24 11:17:35	16

	Lady and the Lamp 11/05/24 19:01:23, edited: 11/05/24 19:10:17	16

	clever "Was it a natural birth?" "No, Caesar-ian." 11/05/24 11:08:40	16

	Salad dressing 11/05/24 11:00:38, edited: 11/05/24 11:02:49	16

	Petflix 10/05/24 7:03:56	16

	Duploganger 05/05/24 11:15:13	16

	Prickly pair 03/04/24 11:01:35	16

	clever The Hounds of the Basketfills 01/04/24 7:05:25	16

	Tee Rex 03/03/24 12:10:43	16

	The X-File 27/02/24 12:03:28, edited: 27/02/24 12:03:41	16

	Pizza Hat 17/02/24 8:00:39	16

	Saturday Night at the Moovies 10/02/24 8:00:25	16

	Chockade 09/02/24 20:07:21	16

	clever "What are you listening to?" "A cephalopodcast." 31/01/24 12:43:36	16

	Levi-athan 28/01/24 20:03:14, edited: 28/01/24 20:04:28	16

	They come in packs of three 14/01/24 12:02:09, edited: 14/01/24 12:15:27, suggested edits	16

	"I'm suffocating my nits." 08/01/24 8:09:37	16

	creative "I heard what the vet did to you mate. I'm sorry for your loss." 14/12/23 12:02:06	16

	The Oil and the Pussycat 09/12/23 12:13:02	16

	Arse over tit 17/10/23 19:12:38	16

	Forest Dump 08/10/23 19:04:16	16

	"What does it feel like?" "Itchy and Scratchy." 27/09/23 11:09:55	16

	The Day the Oeuf Stood Still 06/08/23 11:05:08	16

	They're always going on family trips. 19/06/23 11:26:52	16

	A single match later and we settled down next to a roaring fire. 20/05/23 7:00:52	16

	Dave hoped the ticket inspector wouldn't notice him. 13/05/23 7:03:54	16

	clever Pride comes before a fowl 05/05/23 7:57:18	1 16

	lol "I warned you not to have sex with that ostrich." 16/04/23 7:00:35, edited: 16/04/23 7:00:54	16

	"...and WAKE UP DAVE!" shouted the hypnotist. 05/02/23 20:00:26	16

	lol "I warned him not to go sailing after gargling with Listerine." 19/01/23 8:00:16	16

	Kneady child 06/12/22 20:05:13	16

	Begpuss 07/11/22 9:01:18	16

	Shallottery 28/10/22 7:03:34	16

	Child support 15/10/22 7:15:26	16

	"How did you get on with the hare spray?" 12/09/22 11:05:52	16

	"Some tool locked me out." 11/09/22 19:00:34	16

	Sex on the beech 31/08/22 11:45:27	16

	The Roman Empire Strikes Back 21/08/22 7:00:11, edited: 24/08/22 10:22:26	16

	"Can you lift me up please Daddy?" "Sorry kid, I can't help you ATM." 19/08/22 7:23:26	16

	clever "Shame, I was hoping for some rumpy pumpy." 15/06/22 11:00:12	1 16

	clever Children should be seen and not hurled. 16/05/22 19:00:07	1 16
Nice play on the original caption, but still not a complete pun (makes sense both ways). --Willie Johnson
	clever Some dog Millionaires 06/04/22 7:44:56	16

	lol "The captain of Russia's women's water polo team is here to see you sir. She wants to know why you think they shouldn't be allowed to compete this year." 23/03/22 12:18:29	16

	An Ale of Two Titties 15/03/22 20:15:01	8 16
It was the breast of times. It was the thirst of times. --Scrijjy Doo
	lol clever Merde to measure 17/12/21 13:16:16	16

	"According to my calculations you've spent 43 hours on caption.me this week. What have you got to say for yourself Dave?" "Have you seen how many votes I have?" 20/11/21 9:06:50	2 16
Only 43 hours? I thought it was more. --Dave Bryan
	Nescafé Ghouled Blend 28/03/21 7:00:10	16

	clever The Tête Gallery 02/02/21 23:11:10	16

	"I told you not to lick my arse." 03/01/21 20:00:28	1 16
''I didn't realise you were being serious. I thought you were saying it tongue in cheek.'' --Dave Bryan
	Girth, Wind and Fire 01/09/20 19:00:11	16

	"It was awful. They skinned me from my head tomatoes." 09/07/20 11:03:43	16

	lol Some farts can't be forgiven. 16/06/20 19:09:20	16

	Sister in lawn 10/06/20 19:15:41	16

	🎵 "Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive" 29/04/20 19:00:05	1 16
few 100 years at least. --Dev B
	A room with a moo 07/04/20 19:00:04	16

	lol Fay Wray had her favourite part of King Kong stuffed and mounted. 28/01/20 20:01:14	16

	Mother of pearl 18/01/20 8:00:03	16

	Young people don't respect their elders anymore. 27/09/19 8:19:02	16

	Spot marks the x 23/07/19 19:00:14	16

	Blazing Saddles 16/07/19 11:00:04	16

	clever High urners 10/07/19 7:09:18	16

	Jesus figured selling selfies on ebay would make him a prophet. 07/05/19 11:02:50	16

	clever 🎵 Four blind mice 03/05/19 11:02:24	16

	The Batmobile 07/02/19 20:00:05	16

	Boardwalk 12/01/19 12:00:04	16

	🎵 She's got a thicket to ride 🎵 04/10/24 7:04:01	15

	Judy Drench 21/09/24 19:09:31	15

	"She loves me from the heart of her bottom." 20/09/24 11:02:17	15

	Pop Idle 18/09/24 11:03:44	15

	Pain in the neck 03/08/24 7:02:34	15

	clever "Did the oeuf move for you last night?" 27/06/24 11:01:34	15

	Pumpkin Pi 09/06/24 19:00:34	1 15

	clever More towel Kombat 09/06/24 11:28:41	1 15

	Roll model 14/05/24 19:00:28	2 15

	"When you asked if you could hold him for a spell..." 01/05/24 19:07:48	15

	Snakes and Ladas 10/04/24 11:09:00	15

	Reservoir Mogs 09/04/24 11:03:57	15

	Inker Bell 06/04/24 7:05:16	15

	The cat that got the beam 30/03/24 20:01:21	15

	Driving Miss Daisy 23/03/24 12:00:18	15

	Yawn again Christian 23/03/24 8:13:34	15

	"Pass me my gun Dave." "Why?" "To kill a mocking bird." 13/03/24 12:23:09, edited: 13/03/24 12:23:36	15

	Let your fingers do the torquing 07/03/24 20:11:46	1 15

	Watt's new pussycat? 18/02/24 20:02:38	15

	"The estate agent said it was in mint condition." 02/02/24 8:26:14	15

	"My toilet is squeaky clean." 27/01/24 12:24:52	15

	Powder room 22/01/24 12:02:43	15

	"I know my condition has worsened recently, but why should I have to pay for more than one seat?" asked the elephant man. 15/01/24 12:15:03	15

	The Wind in the Willies 07/01/24 8:06:23	15

	Sweet talker 01/01/24 20:03:57	15

	Try not to stare at their crochets. 01/01/24 12:04:28	15

	"What caused the crash?" "A stationery object." 25/12/23 20:02:45	15

	clever "Euston, we have a problem." 22/12/23 8:05:17	15

	Sealed with a kiss 15/12/23 12:00:16	15

	Davement 10/12/23 20:05:36	1 15

	The Great Train Shrubbery 26/11/23 8:01:54	15

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last comments (total: 1272)

While the pun is highly appropriate, this isn't a caption.

[anon]

28/09/24
10:29am

comment on caption:
The Orifice [Stephen Bean]

I agree it's more of a craption.

(caption author)

29/09/24
7:37am

comment on caption:
The Orifice [Stephen Bean]

The 'Empire Apple' strikes back.

[anon]

07/10/24
7:38pm

comment on caption:
Guardians of the Gala-xy [Stephen Bean]

"Beam me up, Scooty.
(Scooty's Gourmet Apples.)

[anon]

07/10/24
8:00pm

comment on caption:
Guardians of the Gala-xy [Stephen Bean]

and send them on a trip.

[anon]

09/10/24
7:20am

comment on caption:
Stoned the crows! [Stephen Bean]

Why is she afraid she'll get beaten?

Not in a domestic violence way, of course she could very well be the one doing the beating

In a captioning way of course, not with fists! 😂