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	Alas, poor Yorick never dreamt his wife would fill his head with so much crap even after he died. 31/10/19 23:20:39	7

	"Stop complaining, you asked for Dunlop trainers didn't you?" 17/10/19 19:01:43	7

	Never tell a Hell's Angel you love the way his ring glows in the dark... 17/10/19 7:38:57	7

	"So you're the smart arse who thought it would be funny to put tippex on my new sunglasses!" 17/10/19 7:30:24	7

	Lord of the Fries 07/10/19 19:00:16	7

	"Ok Dave, I know you love the Lion King, but if you don't put me down now, I'll stop helping you with your captions." 06/10/19 17:11:52	7

	That's another fine mesh I'd like to get into. 06/10/19 8:43:23	7

	Tou-pee or not tou-pee 03/10/19 19:08:51	7

	Police believe it to be the work of organ-ised crime. 27/09/19 11:00:18	7

	K.F.Tree 25/09/19 19:00:39	7

	When Harry Ate Sally... 21/09/19 7:32:34	7

	He's hoping for an 'out-of-bodice experience'. 11/09/19 19:10:35	7

	"Sorry, I can't hear you. I think the lines flocked." 06/09/19 11:01:27	7

	The Duck Side of the Moon 25/08/19 7:02:48	1 7

	Full Metal Racket 21/08/19 19:35:10	7

	The Green Berates 21/08/19 19:29:41	7

	"I find the best way to break the ice is to get my chopper out." 11/08/19 21:57:58	7

	"Remember Mummy needs her diaphragm back when Daddy gets home from work." 24/07/19 11:00:04	7

	"Almost went for the soft top but it was too sluggish." 22/07/19 7:00:15	7

	A Groom with a View 21/06/19 7:00:03	7

	"This is nothing, the wife's tits can touch the ground!" 18/06/19 21:58:55	7

	"Wish that bloody Gulliver wouldn't keep dropping his matches." 15/06/19 11:01:04	7

	"Christ he's good!" 10/06/19 11:00:58	7

	The Hunger Claims 04/06/19 11:00:37	7

	Sextraterrestrial 25/05/19 7:00:15	7

	Sole searching 16/05/19 11:00:13	7

	Chernobyl farmer insists his potatoes will leave you with a warm glow inside. 05/05/19 11:19:33	7

	Add hair day 28/04/19 7:00:05	7

	clever Buttress 21/04/19 7:00:47	4 7
I can't get on site til late, went through the captions twice, finally I decided to put in buttressing, only to be told by the dupe detector it had already been done. I went through the captions again, still couldn't find it, then I noticed the ... --John Glover
	"Doctor, I'm having a funny turn." 17/04/19 7:28:48	7

	Handel's music is getting Messiah and Messiah. 11/04/19 19:01:48	7

	Bob the hitman always rolled up his victims in blue carpet. He only needed a small piece for his latest job... some Indian dwarf who blabbed to the media. 28/03/19 22:34:19	7

	Public toilet 24/03/19 20:00:50	7

	"And my 743rd caption on caption.me was..." 16/03/19 8:19:12	7

	There comes a time when every man needs to consider trimming his Capsicum pubescens. 05/03/19 20:00:59	7

	Barking meter 04/03/19 8:00:08	7

	I've tested my eyesight 500 times this morning already. 28/02/19 8:00:46	7

	When SchrÃ¶dinger's cat was finally let out of the box he made up for lost time. 20/02/19 9:01:47	7

	"Mate we've been on this green diet of yours for ages now and we're still fat as f**k." 04/02/19 11:01:14	7

	Karate Kidding 10/01/19 12:00:04	7

	Pierced Brosnan 19/12/18 12:23:03	7

	🎵 We all live in a yellow pub-canteen 18/12/18 14:31:36	7

	Brass band 01/12/18 12:00:05	7

	Light ears apart 09/11/18 20:07:06	7

	Man wearing T-rex costume to work run over by mobility scooter. 13/10/18 7:00:08	7

	Couch Surfing 05/10/18 19:00:09	7

	Drug cattel Sun 12:07:49	6

	lol The Hash Street Kits Sun 12:06:10	6

	The War of the Roses 14/11/24 8:12:46	6

	8 out of 10 hats prefer whiskers. 13/11/24 9:16:57	6

	"I'm boa'ed." 10/11/24 12:04:48	6

	"No Dave, not up the shiitake!" 09/11/24 8:14:15	6

	He made a grave mistake. 05/11/24 8:11:00	6

	Post office 31/10/24 20:02:21	6

	Gawk like an Egyptian 24/10/24 19:03:22	6

	"I only asked the man painting the lines to give us a wave." 17/10/24 7:12:17	6

	Stoned the crows! 09/10/24 7:00:49	1 6

	Comb Alone 02/10/24 19:03:53	6

	"Holey macaroni!" 02/10/24 7:35:33	6

	Rage against the machine 01/10/24 11:08:42	6

	Snappy dresser 30/09/24 11:08:00	6

	Chicken scoop 15/09/24 11:00:59	6

	"Wanna pizza me?" 13/09/24 19:31:56	1 6

	This incredible piece of work is now on display at the ProsTate Gallery. 13/09/24 11:20:18	6

	It's paneful to look. 10/09/24 11:01:07	6

	It ain't over 'til the fat laddy swings. 10/09/24 7:16:17	1 6

	Planet of the Japes 02/09/24 11:00:34, edited: 02/09/24 11:01:20	6

	"You don't need to worry about your ingrowing toenail anymore. We've amputated your left leg." 27/08/24 7:05:57	6

	Why women live longer than men. 25/08/24 7:05:41	6

	Four Weddings and a Feral 18/08/24 11:07:57	6

	Mutton dressed as West Ham. 12/08/24 11:12:33	6

	creative "Get in humans. We mean you no harm, honest." 31/07/24 7:13:20	6

	RIP tide 26/07/24 7:20:29	6

	Mew York 20/07/24 7:02:14	6

	At least Dave didn't sulphur long. 30/06/24 7:23:21, edited: 30/06/24 7:24:34	6

	"When you said your girlfriend was a Big Bird..." 27/06/24 12:00:14	6

	So that's what happened to the Big Bad Wolf. 25/06/24 11:09:45	6

	The Dave of the Triffids 20/06/24 19:03:34	1 6

	Joint effort 15/06/24 7:22:55	6

	RAFtafarian 12/06/24 7:00:35	6

	Doctor Who isn't as scary as it used to be. 07/06/24 21:00:03, edited: 07/06/24 21:01:23	6

	This photo's a bundle Olafs. 07/06/24 19:03:32, edited: 07/06/24 19:04:24	6

	Shoeby-Doo 04/06/24 7:16:08	6

	"F-cking Borrowers keep raiding my allotment." 02/06/24 11:12:09	6

	clever "You can tell a lot about a man from his shoes Mr Bobbitt." 28/05/24 21:57:22	6

	clever Sleeping with the Enemy 28/05/24 11:01:47	6

	clever Close Encounter of the Furred Kind 28/05/24 11:00:25, edited: 28/05/24 11:40:11	6

	When your loaf passes before your eyes... 27/05/24 7:06:52, edited: 27/05/24 7:07:09	6

	The Fart and the Furious 24/05/24 11:04:45	6

	"You need to oil your wheels Mickey. They sound really squeaky." 22/05/24 11:42:46	6

	Gangs of Mew York 20/05/24 11:02:11	6

	Crow's feat 17/05/24 19:20:02	6

	The Foody Blues 16/05/24 11:32:59	6

	Party animals 08/05/24 7:59:35	6

	Spam fisted 06/05/24 11:00:58	6

	"The doctor says I'll be fine as long as I don't go to any more birthday parties." 05/05/24 19:07:41	6

	"Phew, I was getting worried when you said you wanted to show everyone your massive ass." 05/05/24 7:19:28	6

	My other car is a Kea. 04/05/24 19:13:31	6

	lol Tom Baker 30/04/24 7:19:03	6

	I always thought Princess Leia was a Babe. 25/04/24 19:13:27	6

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last comments (total: 1272)

While the pun is highly appropriate, this isn't a caption.

[anon]

28/09/24
10:29am

comment on caption:
The Orifice [Stephen Bean]

I agree it's more of a craption.

(caption author)

29/09/24
7:37am

comment on caption:
The Orifice [Stephen Bean]

The 'Empire Apple' strikes back.

[anon]

07/10/24
7:38pm

comment on caption:
Guardians of the Gala-xy [Stephen Bean]

"Beam me up, Scooty.
(Scooty's Gourmet Apples.)

[anon]

07/10/24
8:00pm

comment on caption:
Guardians of the Gala-xy [Stephen Bean]

and send them on a trip.

[anon]

09/10/24
7:20am

comment on caption:
Stoned the crows! [Stephen Bean]

Why is she afraid she'll get beaten?

Not in a domestic violence way, of course she could very well be the one doing the beating

In a captioning way of course, not with fists! 😂