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	Guy dog for the blind 08/08/23 19:02:58	4

	The Woof of Wall Street 03/08/23 7:38:29	4

	One bottle of laxatives later.... "Yep, he was full of shit." 02/08/23 7:47:50	4

	It's a dog's leaf 01/08/23 11:06:15	4

	Nigella Clawson 01/08/23 7:02:53	4

	Gaguette 26/07/23 11:10:02	4

	"Very impressive Dave, but being able to attract food isn't the kind of superpower the Avengers are looking for at the moment." 26/07/23 7:20:06	4

	Children should be shorn and not haired. 22/07/23 12:35:44	4

	Metal Hickey 20/07/23 8:04:24	4

	Put a sprog in your step. 18/07/23 11:07:19	4

	"I still don't see why you call him a butthead." "Ask him to turn around." 16/07/23 19:11:16	4

	If you think that's good you should see her black hole. 10/07/23 11:17:24	4

	Christmas Eve 08/07/23 11:43:39	4

	Mewlin Rouge 07/07/23 11:31:05	4

	John Wicks 04/07/23 19:03:28	4

	Come Dial With Me 03/07/23 19:02:38	4

	Chute to spill 02/07/23 7:26:47	4

	Nans from Atlantis 25/06/23 11:30:29	4

	Back Beauty 22/06/23 19:04:37	4

	"Nice monkey." "Thank you, but I was hoping for an orange tan." 21/06/23 11:51:11, edited: 21/06/23 12:20:11	4

	"Why are you screaming?" "There's been a doughsaster." 21/06/23 7:11:08	4

	Wine Marten 16/06/23 19:59:26	4

	"Blading cyclists think they own the road!" 15/06/23 19:07:51	4

	"That bloody genie. I wished for a house, an island and for everyone to have to look up to me." 15/06/23 8:36:19	4

	"I don't believe it. No-one's turned up for my birthday party again!" 15/06/23 7:04:47	4

	Belles Angels 12/06/23 7:00:09	4

	Unfortunately for Dave his stalker was a vampire. 11/06/23 11:24:44	4

	"You can't eat the shell but there's usually plenty to eat inside." 07/06/23 19:00:36	4

	Warning: See your doctor if your wrist starts to snap, crackle and pop. 07/06/23 11:00:08	4

	"I could tell it really hurt." "How?" "You did a lot of Groening." 05/06/23 19:06:54	4

	The Hounds of the BASICvilles 27/05/23 7:10:41	4

	"What's it like living with him?" "Ok, but he gets crotchety from time to time." 26/05/23 11:12:54	4

	"This can't be right Mr Button. Your driving license says you're 87 years old!" 23/05/23 7:01:41	4

	I've never seen an Andrex puppy move so fast. 16/05/23 11:04:13	4

	"I was just telling James how 'coffin table' sounds like 'coffee table' when he started to clutch his chest. His final words were - that's the worst pun ev.." 14/05/23 11:01:05	4 4
I think that it’s better the wa --Alex Macleod
	"Why yes you're right Wilfred. The scent of the Jolly Green Giant's penis does make my nipples go hard." 13/05/23 11:29:00	2 4
She must have a penis amputation fetish --Glyn Evans
	Fish and chicks 11/05/23 7:00:21	4

	Delivermoo 09/05/23 11:04:34	4

	"Hey mister, you'll get too hot if you don't take off your jacket." 08/05/23 11:17:08	4

	For batter, for worse 29/04/23 19:20:33, edited: 29/04/23 19:22:01	4

	I've always wanted to know why my parents put me up for adoption. This photo is the only thing they gave me. 28/04/23 11:27:50	4

	Baby blues 28/04/23 11:00:35	4

	Puss in Butts 27/04/23 7:00:05	4

	Magneto, the early years. 26/04/23 11:00:11	4

	"Excuse me, did you see which way a little gingerbread man went?" 24/04/23 19:03:24	4

	He's looking for purrls. 22/04/23 11:01:12	4

	His bite is worse than his bark 20/04/23 19:01:41, edited: 20/04/23 19:02:53	4

	"Wake up Dave, the match is starting!" "Sorry, I drifted off for a moment." 10/04/23 7:00:57	4

	"We're gonna need a bigger lake." 09/04/23 19:00:25	4

	So that's how you incubeate an egg. 04/04/23 19:00:10	4

	Saber our souls 31/03/23 19:00:21	4

	Marred... with Children 30/03/23 7:56:51	4

	Painting and deskorating 29/03/23 11:00:49	4

	🎵 Another one bytes the dust 🎵 27/03/23 19:15:52	4

	"That bloody genie!" Dave regretted wishing for a big penis that would scare the ladies. 24/03/23 9:16:43	4

	His bark is worse than his frostbite. 21/03/23 20:00:12	4

	Dave went to great lengths to disguise his farts in public. 21/03/23 12:00:16	4

	Everest room 18/03/23 20:01:31	4

	"Daddy, when I said I wanted a moon on my ceiling.." 18/03/23 12:06:50	4

	Warning: Excessive captioning may lead to herniation of brain tissue. 17/03/23 12:44:52	4

	Unfortunately on their way to the battle they had to go past the village pond and were wiped out by a flock of ducks and a gaggle of geese. 16/03/23 13:44:33	4

	The Dirty Baker's Dozen 16/03/23 12:34:27	4

	A Matter of Loaf and Death 16/03/23 12:01:53	4

	Molten Rouge! 14/03/23 20:02:35	4

	Dum and Dumbledore 08/03/23 12:00:45, edited: 08/03/23 12:26:46	2 4
Honestly, it's fine either way. --Hercules Rockefeller
	"Why do you wear those?" "I have plantar fishyitis." 08/03/23 8:00:33	4

	Crookodile 05/03/23 8:00:53	4

	"How much longer do you want me to stand like this Steve? My arms are beginning to hurt and I thought you'd want lots of sex on our honeymoon." "An hour or so should do it. I've got lots of captions to put on and this is the only way I can get a fast signal up to the satellite..." 21/02/23 20:02:20	4

	Tea-toed sloth 19/02/23 8:00:05	4

	Fortunately Belinda had a massive vegina. 18/02/23 12:00:15	4

	"That'll teach you to leave a banana in the glove compartment Dave." 17/02/23 12:10:45	4

	They used to have a rope you could poulet. 17/02/23 8:01:23	4

	When you're about to have sex but need a shit... and the nearest woods are an hour's drive away. 13/02/23 8:37:59	4

	The little one's teething. 03/02/23 8:01:41	4

	"Are you ok in there Mr Brown? I might've put a little too much plaster on that broken leg of yours." 01/02/23 12:00:12	4

	"Don't worry, I'm sure Mr Todd will make sure we don't come to any harm." 29/01/23 12:00:06	4

	Armitage Shakes 28/01/23 20:52:07	4

	This road is well known for people falling asleep. 27/01/23 8:00:11	1 4

	Ronald McDonald gets replaced by an even bigger clown. 22/01/23 20:00:12	4

	Pain au charcoalat 22/01/23 12:00:06	4

	Mamba with No Name 21/01/23 12:22:36	4

	Kaaboy 21/01/23 12:18:56	4

	The Good, the Boa and the Ugly 21/01/23 12:01:28	4

	"Don't worry sir, we'll soon get rid of your moles." 17/01/23 8:28:06	4

	Born Freeway 14/01/23 12:00:15	4

	"Why is there a duck on the packaging?" "It tastes Orville." 11/01/23 9:42:39	4

	"Don't worry, I'm sure Kurt will forgive you," said Mrs Zouma. 10/01/23 12:13:21	4

	Full Metal Jacket Potatoes 06/01/23 9:46:35	4

	"If you're looking for a cooker sir, this is our most popular model." 05/01/23 8:00:12	4

	Pimpernel my ride 04/01/23 10:00:14	4

	♪ I like to tide my bicycle.. ♪ 02/01/23 12:00:26	4

	Should've gone to Rex-savers 26/12/22 12:04:13	4

	Children should be seen and not nerd 17/12/22 12:11:24	4

	"Dave, you look a-maize-ing." 16/12/22 12:00:53	4

	"HAMISH, STOP! That's not the kind of log I wanted you to add." 16/12/22 8:00:07	4

	Win the monthly prize on caption.me and heat your house for a day. 15/12/22 20:02:34	4

	Paper Tiger 14/12/22 20:00:11	4

	Third class passengers normally go on the roof and then there's Keep Fit class." 13/12/22 12:12:09, edited: 13/12/22 12:39:47	4

	Hot Tub Grime Machine 27/11/22 20:01:26	4

	20 years later Jill speaks to a counsellor... "The worst thing about our relationship is the gas lighting." 16/11/22 8:07:48	4

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last comments (total: 1272)

While the pun is highly appropriate, this isn't a caption.

[anon]

28/09/24
10:29am

comment on caption:
The Orifice [Stephen Bean]

I agree it's more of a craption.

(caption author)

29/09/24
7:37am

comment on caption:
The Orifice [Stephen Bean]

The 'Empire Apple' strikes back.

[anon]

07/10/24
7:38pm

comment on caption:
Guardians of the Gala-xy [Stephen Bean]

"Beam me up, Scooty.
(Scooty's Gourmet Apples.)

[anon]

07/10/24
8:00pm

comment on caption:
Guardians of the Gala-xy [Stephen Bean]

and send them on a trip.

[anon]

09/10/24
7:20am

comment on caption:
Stoned the crows! [Stephen Bean]

Why is she afraid she'll get beaten?

Not in a domestic violence way, of course she could very well be the one doing the beating

In a captioning way of course, not with fists! 😂