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	Working ovatime 28/07/24 7:40:56, edited: 28/07/24 7:42:17	2

	Man from Dell Monte 28/07/24 7:04:11	2

	Highly profitapple 26/07/24 11:18:25	2

	Sooner or later children will always rebel. 25/07/24 11:24:58	2

	Locomeowtive 24/07/24 7:00:32, edited: 24/07/24 7:00:56	2

	"How's the online dating going Dave?" "Not good. Do you think I should change my profile pic?" 22/07/24 11:17:33	2

	A Grand Daisy Out 21/07/24 19:08:59	2

	"Scotty." "Yes captain?" "Stop pissing about with the tractor beam." 20/07/24 19:36:28	2

	"Björn, have a Snickers." 20/07/24 11:27:20	2

	All was calm until a five year old kid starting playing with his laser pointer. 20/07/24 7:33:50, edited: 20/07/24 7:40:34	2

	Kitten Kong 20/07/24 7:00:37	2

	Tina's date with a Transformer didn't go well. 17/07/24 11:08:24	2

	Ideal for masterbaiting. 13/07/24 19:12:07	2

	What if the stairs are on fire? 12/07/24 19:01:13	2

	The Musing Link 11/07/24 19:20:02	2

	Aliens trying to blend in... "I think we did a pretty good job with the heads." 10/07/24 11:08:29	2

	Never play hopscotch with the daughter of a Mafia boss. 09/07/24 11:09:21, edited: 09/07/24 11:10:37	2

	Bathgroom 07/07/24 19:20:19	2

	Come, Dine With Me 04/07/24 7:55:52	2

	When Harry Meat Sally 04/07/24 7:29:23	2

	Muggle dressed as lamb. 02/07/24 7:10:30, edited: 02/07/24 7:11:23	2

	Dog the Builder 01/07/24 7:00:32	2

	"Was it an assisted delivery?" "Yes, they used a suction cup." 30/06/24 19:31:36	2

	"I had a fowl night's sleep." 27/06/24 11:13:03	2

	"Did you get laid last night Dave?" 27/06/24 11:04:22	2

	8 out of 10 cats prefer whist-ers. 22/06/24 11:14:05	2

	"Did you hear about the fossil of a strange bipedal creature with a briefcase?" "Yes, apparently it stepped on the first creature that tried to crawl out of the sea." "Some lunatics reckon it was a time traveller from an alternate future." Both laugh so much they leave black patches on their chairs 22/06/24 8:30:25, edited: 22/06/24 8:32:55	2

	Bin liner 18/06/24 19:01:29	2

	Pub-lic school 16/06/24 19:41:10	1 2

	Flocking pink 16/06/24 11:02:07	2

	When your girlfriend says she's sorry for calling you fat, but your gut instinct tells you otherwise. 13/06/24 19:37:13, edited: 13/06/24 19:45:14	2

	Dave was still in shock after the vet removed his testicles by mistake. 12/06/24 19:05:13	2

	Suds' claw 12/06/24 11:25:18	2

	A lot of couples argue about who's going to wear the trousers in a relationship. 11/06/24 19:05:12	2

	The mother-in-law said she'd be happy to look after our cats while we're on holiday. So I bought another one. 09/06/24 21:14:53	2

	"Well done Linda. I'm pleased to say you've passed your shrug test." 08/06/24 11:24:16	2

	Cabbage patch doll 08/06/24 7:55:39	2

	"How are you coping since your girlfriend left you Dave?" 08/06/24 7:35:24	2

	Nice vegina. 08/06/24 7:02:51	2

	Fleshdance 06/06/24 8:17:21	2

	"I'm fed up with your Lassie-faire attitude," said Dave. 04/06/24 7:59:11, edited: 04/06/24 8:03:31	2

	Wedding caked 03/06/24 11:29:07	2

	Only Fuels and Whores 30/05/24 11:04:04	2

	Hear no evil, see no evil, squeak no evil 28/05/24 11:24:31	2

	Hung parliament 27/05/24 19:08:55	2

	"Bready or not, here I come!" 27/05/24 7:00:56	2

	Mike, John and Dave failed to see the gravidity of the situation. 25/05/24 11:29:36	2

	Pimping Toms 20/05/24 11:40:19	2

	"Dave, that one's not dead yet. Try one of the really wrinkly ones." 17/05/24 19:32:38	2

	I Googled bird on bird action... 17/05/24 19:18:45	2

	"Guys, can anyone else see a weird looking girl with long black hair? It's almost like she's coming out of the TV..." 17/05/24 11:12:31	2

	"One ticket for the car wash please." "Sir, why is there a child strapped to your bonnet?" 17/05/24 7:46:57	2

	Pendemonium 17/05/24 7:32:37	2

	RoboStop 15/05/24 11:13:47, edited: 15/05/24 11:18:15	2

	"How do you like your birthday present love?" "What the hell did you buy me this for? Oh wait, don't tell me. It fell off the back of a lorry." 15/05/24 7:40:09	2

	The King and I 13/05/24 11:01:26	2

	Drag and Bone Man 12/05/24 19:03:35	2

	Tea.C. 12/05/24 11:05:35, edited: 12/05/24 11:07:18	2

	Incoognito 12/05/24 7:17:42, edited: 12/05/24 7:24:03	2

	"Ok lads... hic... who thinks it would be fun to chase that human?" 08/05/24 7:40:03	2

	Life of Pi 07/05/24 19:02:02	2

	"What killed him?" "Staphylocockus aureus." 04/05/24 11:57:56	2

	Flower pooer 04/05/24 7:08:24	2

	Batman was determined to catch the latest super villain, 'The Jogger'. 03/05/24 11:09:16, edited: 03/05/24 11:09:33	2

	That takes balls. 03/05/24 7:12:47	2

	Icegland 03/05/24 7:04:11	2

	Highway to Heaven 01/05/24 11:06:37	2

	Mariner Lisa 30/04/24 11:01:23	2

	"Yes, we do have a copy of Fahrenheit 451." 29/04/24 7:01:37	2

	The buck crops here. 27/04/24 19:01:16	2

	Come work here and make big bucks. 26/04/24 19:07:06, edited: 26/04/24 19:20:00	2

	Bigs Bunny 26/04/24 19:01:46	2

	Lords and ladies 25/04/24 7:00:51	2

	"This is the first time I've seen a goalkeeper choke on their aspirations Gary." 24/04/24 11:17:33	2

	The Battenberg Trials 23/04/24 19:40:49	2

	The court that got the cream. 23/04/24 19:08:14	2

	Bratboy Slim 20/04/24 11:02:30	1 2
Lol, I was thinking Spratboyslim 🤣 --Glyn Evans
	Only Funerals and Horses 17/04/24 11:01:33	2

	Dave was awarded the Knobel Piss Prize for his ingenuity. 17/04/24 7:18:49, edited: 17/04/24 11:31:28	2

	"Davinder, when I said you could get rich by ram raiding a bank..." 13/04/24 11:18:52	2

	Close Encounters of the Bird Kind 12/04/24 7:08:04	2

	War and RIP 11/04/24 19:01:05	2

	Ermintreade 09/04/24 7:21:09	2

	Hark infested waters 08/04/24 19:15:26	2

	Fowllow the leader 05/04/24 11:27:53	2

	Locomotion, Locomotion, Locomotion 04/04/24 7:05:32	2

	Spot the bawl 01/04/24 19:39:21	2

	Hot Tub Tome Machine 25/03/24 8:04:49	2

	"Why do you have bottles on your head Dave?" "I'm on my way to a bouteille contest." 24/03/24 8:18:11	2

	Jason and the Uh-huhgonauts 22/03/24 12:17:49	2

	🎵 She's got a casket to ride 🎵 21/03/24 20:33:42, edited: 21/03/24 20:34:05	2

	"Guys, quit hosing around and get back to work." 21/03/24 12:17:53	2

	"Wait until you see her truffle coat." 21/03/24 9:25:08	2

	Verbal derrière 20/03/24 9:06:05	2

	"Kate, will you stop trying to make my photos look more exciting please." 17/03/24 20:04:27	2

	Alas, poor Yorkie... 17/03/24 8:04:09, edited: 17/03/24 8:52:02, suggested edits	2

	Children should be seen and not hero'd 15/03/24 12:18:43	2

	Gillfriend 14/03/24 8:17:18	2

	"I don't think that's how to scale your teeth Dave." 14/03/24 8:06:21	2

	"What the frack!" 13/03/24 20:48:23, edited: 13/03/24 20:57:52	2

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I agree it's more of a craption.

(caption author)

29/09/24
7:37am

comment on caption:
The Orifice [Stephen Bean]

The 'Empire Apple' strikes back.

[anon]

07/10/24
7:38pm

comment on caption:
Guardians of the Gala-xy [Stephen Bean]

"Beam me up, Scooty.
(Scooty's Gourmet Apples.)

[anon]

07/10/24
8:00pm

comment on caption:
Guardians of the Gala-xy [Stephen Bean]

and send them on a trip.

[anon]

09/10/24
7:20am

comment on caption:
Stoned the crows! [Stephen Bean]

Why is she afraid she'll get beaten?

Not in a domestic violence way, of course she could very well be the one doing the beating

In a captioning way of course, not with fists! 😂

Glyn Evans

15/10/24
11:17am

comment on caption:
(whisper) Don't tell my wife I'm captioning. [Stephen Bean]

Please ignore edit suggestion, Cap Auth. I realise now the change from the original adjective was probably deliberate.

James Lennox

18/10/24
7:13pm

comment on caption:
"He's not the Messiah. He's a very bad dog." [Stephen Bean]

There must be a hexam coming up.

Karen McDonald

27/10/24
12:52pm

comment on caption:
The kids are practicing their spelling. [Stephen Bean]

Hay tripper

[anon]

27/10/24
8:42pm

comment on caption:
🎶 She's got a thicket to ride 🎶 [Stephen Bean]

"For dessert, we'll have Doggie Biscuits or Pup-Tarts...
anything, but, "the Pound" Cake."

[anon]

17/11/24
5:15pm

comment on caption:
"Seven Cat du Jours coming right up." [Stephen Bean]

Yeah, Elsa was such an incredibly bad sport.

She just couldn't "let it go".

That defeat must be frozen solid in her mind. What Elsa needs is a thaw head.

Glyn Evans

Monday
8:33am