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	The fowl and the pussy cat 23/11/20 12:00:06	11

	creative During lockdown please do not travel to the seaside. All your favourite beaches can now be viewed by webclam. 25/10/20 12:01:20	11

	"For God's sake Norman, put your foot down or it'll ketchup with us." 10/10/20 19:00:06	11

	The Fowl and the Pussy-cat 21/09/20 7:24:30	11

	I don't know what she sees in him. 16/09/20 7:00:06	11

	Looks like they have Turret's syndrome. 11/09/20 11:02:14	11

	lol The Joey of Sex 07/09/20 19:00:07	11

	Male order bride 28/08/20 19:20:58	11

	Child rearing 27/08/20 7:00:05	11

	The Lion Cling 20/08/20 7:00:15	11

	"Damn that fortune telling machine at the carnival. I only wanted to be a few years younger." 16/08/20 11:32:25	11

	"Don't worry, Mr McGregor is shielding. His garden is ours now." 02/08/20 7:10:57	11

	Shitty Shitty Bang Bang 30/07/20 8:20:29	11

	In hindsight Dave should've told the others about his narcolepsy. 22/07/20 11:00:25	11

	Pork and ride 23/06/20 19:00:05	11

	Gluttons for punishment 11/06/20 19:00:17	1 11
This ring isnt big enough for the two of us......ring, I wish, haven't seen mine for years. --Morgan .
	Kickarus 05/06/20 11:05:03	11

	Another boring photo! 18/05/20 7:00:11	11

	Defecake 15/05/20 19:00:20	11

	"I haven't kept pedestrians safe all my life you know. When I was younger I chased Harrison Ford in some film about a lost ark. I still think they should've let me catch him." 11/05/20 19:22:24	11

	After listening to Boris Johnson's speech, Dave was determined to get to work without using public transport. 10/05/20 19:00:08	11

	Faking the Mickey 09/05/20 7:00:36	11

	Close Encounters of the Turd Kind 06/05/20 19:06:14	11

	It's amazing where people are hiding their pasta nowadays. 30/04/20 19:03:23	11

	Luckily for Veronica she'd managed to ditch the 5 bags of pasta 100 yards back. 23/04/20 7:26:05	1 11
Now those bags are road kill. --Willie Johnson
	Puss in Booze 15/04/20 11:47:07	11

	Chicken not so Little 13/04/20 7:24:09	11

	Tongue in chick 11/04/20 7:08:41	11

	The world narcolepsy skipping champion shows off his best moves. 09/04/20 7:00:31	4 11
"I told you I don't have narcolepsy. See? I'm skipping rope and nothing is happ... zzzzzzzzz." --Willie Johnson
	Nice face shame about the legs. 07/03/20 12:12:36	11

	"NOOOOO, I was going to post that caption!!" 28/02/20 20:33:10	11

	Unfortunately Larry didn't see the dragon creeping up behind him"¦ 25/02/20 8:00:06	11

	Denise the Menace 14/02/20 12:02:58	2 11
My immediate thought. --Barrie Bullock
	Life of Ply 12/02/20 20:02:18	11

	The Hurt Flocker 19/01/20 12:10:36	1 11
I wonder if it's a mother flocker. --Willie Johnson
	Gran Theft Auto 10/01/20 8:00:04	11

	Sopping trolley 09/01/20 8:00:04	11

	clever x2 🎵 Every Rose has its thorns 14/12/19 12:00:04	11

	"I had a wonderful childhood despite coming from a broken home." 10/12/19 12:03:19	11

	Of Mace and Men 01/12/19 20:00:15	11

	He's been waiting ages for his transfer. 20/11/19 8:16:36	11

	Hell's Kitchen 26/10/19 19:08:00	11

	"They'll last many a good year." 17/10/19 19:00:57	11

	Immobile phone 04/10/19 7:00:12	11

	Aisle of white 30/09/19 11:04:37	11

	"I'd love to wipe that smog expression off his face." 12/09/19 19:16:35	11

	"His fascist familiar." 09/09/19 7:04:55	1 11

	Bon appÃ©-tit 18/08/19 8:32:05	11

	Exceeding the Weed Limit 12/07/19 11:00:04	11

	lol Sister Sledge 28/05/19 19:00:03	11

	Cleopasta 31/03/19 7:31:23	11

	The first pedals will push their way up in spring. 23/03/19 12:03:09	11

	Bored meeting 16/03/19 8:00:04	11

	Gran Theft Auto 07/01/19 8:00:04	11

	clever Never go shopping without 'Your Flexible Friend'. 13/11/18 20:06:28	1 11

	Puff adder 30/10/18 20:00:05	11

	Granite of the Apes 20/10/18 7:00:07	11

	Slurping Beauties 11/11/24 20:02:30	10

	Solitaire confinement 27/10/24 8:06:44	10

	Loo and behold 26/10/24 19:04:58	10

	lol Women didn't used to worry about getting celluloid. 19/09/24 19:10:18, edited: 19/09/24 19:11:33	10

	clever Only suitable for Lidl lorries. 03/09/24 7:18:40	10

	Doormutt 18/08/24 7:27:48	10

	Tower of Pizza 16/08/24 11:24:39	1 10

	"I went into that bar once and got a Frosty reception." 13/08/24 11:02:02	10

	Puss in Boats 10/08/24 7:00:48	10

	Twin Leaks 04/08/24 7:05:52	10

	This was a bad day for Dave to be wearing squeaky shoes. 20/07/24 7:14:15	10

	Faceplant 07/07/24 7:00:46	10

	I'm gonna need a bigger basket thought Dave. 08/06/24 7:28:58	10

	Lamps have felines too. 06/06/24 11:19:16	10

	Nans on the Rum 02/06/24 19:02:50	10

	Cheese & bunion 31/05/24 11:03:07	10

	Lady and the Damp 22/05/24 7:14:55	10

	"I think he's lost the plot." 06/05/24 7:18:33	10

	Jumbo Jet 07/04/24 19:37:55, edited: 07/04/24 20:25:18, suggested edits	10

	Of no fixed abode 04/04/24 7:01:11	10

	Turd time lucky... 28/03/24 12:01:31	10

	"Catch got your tongue?" 14/03/24 8:53:24	10

	clever Dave was determined to meet a spinster. 08/03/24 20:03:50	10

	🎵 All I want for Christmas is you, you, you, you, you and you 🎵 04/03/24 8:57:55	10

	Children should be seen and not hared. 03/03/24 20:11:39	10

	Horton Hears a Moo! 19/02/24 8:05:19, edited: 19/02/24 8:06:11	4 10

	Toe'd-in-the-holes 12/02/24 8:00:54, edited: 12/02/24 8:01:37	10

	Fish and trips 11/02/24 12:12:12	10

	🎵 How much is that bobby in the window? 🎵 04/02/24 8:16:08, edited: 04/02/24 8:19:33	10

	Fairy Godmothers aren't what they used to be. 03/01/24 8:07:15	10

	Albumen at work 26/12/23 20:02:54	10

	Crop Gun 24/12/23 20:18:23	10

	Neonutal unit 20/12/23 13:05:15	10

	Stout drinkers 12/12/23 20:31:38	10

	Charge of the not so bright brigade. 25/11/23 12:16:13	10

	"You have no phone and I'm taking you for a long drive into the wilderness. I know it's hard, but you did ask me to help you give up captioning." 12/11/23 20:23:31, edited: 12/11/23 20:24:47	10

	"Tell me again. How did you learn to swim during lockdown?" 07/11/23 12:03:20	10

	Game of Thrones 03/11/23 20:00:48	10

	Mother of pearl 09/10/23 19:01:03	10

	Oscar Pissedorius 03/10/23 11:22:18	10

	Bitumen Behaving Badly 01/10/23 19:26:38	10

	clever Withnail and Icing 03/09/23 19:28:08, edited: 03/09/23 19:36:42	10

	When your son-in-law organises your adventure holiday. 01/09/23 19:04:21	10

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last comments (total: 1272)

While the pun is highly appropriate, this isn't a caption.

[anon]

28/09/24
10:29am

comment on caption:
The Orifice [Stephen Bean]

I agree it's more of a craption.

(caption author)

29/09/24
7:37am

comment on caption:
The Orifice [Stephen Bean]

The 'Empire Apple' strikes back.

[anon]

07/10/24
7:38pm

comment on caption:
Guardians of the Gala-xy [Stephen Bean]

"Beam me up, Scooty.
(Scooty's Gourmet Apples.)

[anon]

07/10/24
8:00pm

comment on caption:
Guardians of the Gala-xy [Stephen Bean]

and send them on a trip.

[anon]

09/10/24
7:20am

comment on caption:
Stoned the crows! [Stephen Bean]

Why is she afraid she'll get beaten?

Not in a domestic violence way, of course she could very well be the one doing the beating

In a captioning way of course, not with fists! 😂