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lol 25/01/21 20:03:45		21 25
Kudos to you Stu, well urned. --Glyn Evans
	lol When I said I wanted a cake with a big number two on it I meant her age 08/02/19 20:05:14	1 24
Typo "meant", but nice caption :) --James Lennox
	lol x2 There you go love now let mommy have a piss in peace 02/07/19 7:40:47	22

	clever Turn the other cheek 22/01/19 8:00:08	22

	clever Message in a Brothel 29/01/20 20:18:23	1 21
A sting operation resulted in a successful police raid. --Dave Bryan
	In a Ford Galaxy far far away 19/12/19 12:15:54	4 20
A Big nod to 12.00.14 I did not see it when I posted --Stu Dent
	It's not you but i really can't see this being a long term relationship 16/12/18 8:21:28	20

	Assault and Battery not included 14/11/21 20:18:37	19

	Gardeners Question Time 13/07/20 11:00:11	19

	The worst case of writers block I have ever seen. 06/07/19 11:22:11	19

	lol The orient express 07/04/19 7:00:08	19

	handicap 10/03/19 20:02:20	19

	Bet he thought he would make a clean getaway 29/06/19 19:00:14	18

	Claustrophobia helpline, "How can I help?" 08/05/19 7:09:53	18

	Dark side of the vroom 11/01/21 8:28:02	17

	creative After a typing error Hundreds of key workers have gone into lookdown. 17/05/20 11:07:02	2 17
"Look down." "Oh no, not again. I have my rights you know." (trips over something in the road ) --Willie Johnson
	Not to scale 23/06/19 11:01:48	2 17
Must be getting old, fifth time I've looked at this, just got it. --John Glover
	Mince Piggy 13/05/19 19:19:22	17

	clever Landing strip 04/03/19 20:13:10	17

	The Garage did say it needed new pads 02/12/18 20:00:24	17

	Pop Art 08/03/21 20:00:08	16

	lol When you try recreating Lady and the Tramp using a spaghetti hoop. 10/09/20 11:44:08	16

	Life of Tweety Pi 04/06/20 11:00:07	16

	lol cygnet ring 25/08/19 7:00:06	1 16

	Hairy Krishna 09/07/19 19:00:06	16

	For once Vlad is not the impaler 22/06/19 11:00:06	16

	Behind The Times 16/01/19 20:00:18	16

	I know you are busy but it's just a quick survey. 11/01/19 8:24:28	2 16
'are' busy --Dave Bryan
	clever A Fish Called Wonga 28/12/18 12:00:14	16

	So basically its a mobile bike stand and I am asking £200,000 for 30% of the company. 19/12/21 20:17:33	2 15
Cracking idea. I'm in. --Al Overy
	You will definitely have to go to A & E with a gash that big on your head madam. 18/12/21 9:24:07	15

	Toys in the hood 04/05/21 11:06:07	15

	creative Remember to eat your greens 30/04/20 11:28:09	1 15
Whether you call it take away or takeout. Here's at least two restaurants that are open for business. --Willie Johnson
	The Notting hill carnivore 28/12/19 9:07:41	15

	lol clever It has Buttons up the back 03/11/19 20:36:40	15

	clever That will have to go when he gets to big school 30/08/19 11:00:36	15

	No jurassic parking 08/08/19 19:00:06	15

	He just saw his wife with his bestfriend in cider 24/01/19 20:01:38	15

	Don't look back in hunger 10/02/21 12:00:07	1 14
If eyes could eat, that would be gone by now. --Willie Johnson
	Charlie's Angels 03/02/21 20:02:17	14

	The fit controller 12/01/21 20:24:08	14

	Your Ferrero Rocher Mr Gulliver 06/01/21 20:07:12	14

	The only mother in the UK who was hoping for stricter lockdown regulations. 20/12/20 12:09:43	1 14
"strictier"? You mean I've been spelling it wrong all these years? --Willie Johnson
	lol A Doc Holiday Inn 03/08/20 11:13:54	14

	Donald Trump speaks to another sold out arena 13/07/20 19:00:06	14

	The Gran National 10/05/20 7:23:42	1 14
Ethel's carer put a Tena on her. --Karyn Harrison
	A you sure there is no toilet roll left. 28/03/20 8:25:16	1 14
I've heard in Europe they use birdies instead. --Scrijjy Doo
	With weather like this it's just nice to be out. 07/02/20 20:19:21	14

	Back in the saddle 01/02/20 12:36:09	14

	crack addict 16/10/19 19:00:06	14

	clever Dave was always first to spot the ice cream van 30/08/19 19:01:49	14

	lol Larry the cat after a month living with Boris. 22/08/19 7:36:12	14

	It must be his school bag 27/07/19 8:03:34	1 14

	The world guy diving championship 14/07/19 19:00:07	14

	Singer states he is more popular than the Beatles 07/07/19 11:00:07	14

	lol You could have at least trimmed your holly bush 26/04/19 19:06:49	14

	It's only Whack a Mole but I like it 17/04/19 19:16:43	14

	A Bee M X bike 04/04/19 7:02:50	14

	ET Never could master landing 23/01/19 12:00:06	14

	Ideal for Drag Racing 09/12/18 12:00:11	14

	Looks like he defeated the penguin. Also clubs viscounts wagon wheels and hobnobs. 21/10/18 9:19:59	1 14

	Come die with me 12/07/22 7:01:25	13

	So we worked out what road we will take so let's see who gets to Scotland first 18/04/21 11:18:06	13

	lol This little piggy stayed home. And this little piggy stayed home. And this little piggy stayed home. And this little piggy stayed home. And this little piggy went wee wee wee but still stayed home. 23/02/21 20:01:30	13

	Birds urged not to feed the passengers on budget cruises 31/12/20 22:04:02	13

	Around the world in eighty lays 19/11/20 8:07:10	13

	Jack really enjoyed his day out up the Beanstalk 13/08/20 19:04:40	13

	Palm Tree 05/08/20 11:00:08	13

	These bloody escalators 19/07/20 19:02:23	13

	soldiers called in to break up protesters 30/06/20 19:00:07	13

	The stalk must have brought him. 22/04/20 11:55:51	13

	The gaffer always rides in the back 08/04/20 19:00:06	13

	Even drug addicts are panic buying 30/03/20 20:14:05	13

	He was placed last in this year's Gorbachev lookalike competition. 18/02/20 20:07:51	13

	The chandelier scene on Saudi Arabia fools and horses remake just wasn't the same. 16/02/20 20:09:13	13

	I think my food has been spiked 09/12/19 20:00:33	13

	That Monday morning feline 01/04/19 7:23:13	13

	Red Hot Chili Papa 05/03/19 20:00:44	13

	pet a manger 01/02/19 20:04:09	13

	Little Shred Riding Hood 09/01/19 8:00:30	13

	Secret Service 20/12/18 8:00:08	13

	Somebody tell her the traffic lights are broken. 11/10/18 19:01:16	1 13

	When you said you could provide a bouncer for the evening 27/12/21 12:00:09	1 12
It's fine, he's got a great rep as a dealer. Plenty of Hoppers and Downers for the punters. --Glyn Evans
	No cold callers 14/04/21 11:05:32	12

	Model caught sleeping with her biggest fan 31/01/21 12:00:08	12

	creative Achoo Achoo Train 01/11/20 12:04:30	1 12
That could get messy if he forgets to take the mask off first. --Willie Johnson
	clever Worzel Scrummidge 20/09/20 11:00:07	12

	Tom Barker 04/09/20 11:58:15	1 12
Doctor Whof --James Lennox
	People in Scotland told to cut down to one Scotch egg a day 29/07/20 11:02:22	12

	Tea Chest 21/06/20 19:00:46	12

	I refuse to be taken seriously. 02/04/20 7:08:51	12

	Gnash-Tray 24/03/20 20:00:08	2 12
Two exact captions posted one second apart, yet six captioneers only vote for this one. Seems very unfair to me. --Paul Reeve
	Revenge is sweet 20/03/20 20:00:07	12

	Homeless man adamant lottery win won't change him. 02/03/20 20:05:15	12

	It must take ages to fill the bath 10/02/20 12:28:58	12

	lol Was caught with no trousers on in public 29/11/19 12:05:27	12

	Bugger North Korea did have nuclear weapons after all 26/07/19 19:01:12	1 12
Good thing they were so small. --Scrappy Doo
	Land of the rising bum 09/07/19 11:08:32	12

	He some kind of Big shot 01/06/19 19:02:18	12

	If anyone can get through that window, Shere khan 18/05/19 7:04:35	12

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last comments (total: 126)

"Silent night has turned to a night of fear..."

Molly R

02/12/20
10:01pm

comment on caption:
Silent Night of the living dead [Stu Dent]

"strictier"? You mean I've been spelling it wrong all these years?

Willie Johnson

20/12/20
4:55pm

comment on caption:
The only mother in the UK who was hoping
for stricter lockdown regulations. [Stu Dent]

Little known fact: If he puts his leg down, it will complete the circuit and he'll get a shock. Much like many of those who see him.

Willie Johnson

20/12/20
5:02pm

comment on caption:
Hurry up I can't stand on one leg all day [Stu Dent]

crapsule

Dan Nicholls

31/12/20
2:21pm

comment on caption:
To mark 2020 a golden time capsule has been buried in London. [Stu Dent]

After a lucrative run, the lifelong quest for "likes" & instagram followers finally comes to a sad but predictable end, in the last episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.