Caption.Me - Dave E

Ahh look, she’s drifted off

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04/04/22 7:00:17

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lol x2

That awkward moment when the Wimbledon Men’s Singles trophy gets stuck in your afro.

25/02/22 12:00:50

18

creative

That was the agreement - I act out "I'm a little teapot" and you do "Humpty Dumpty"

24/02/22 12:30:11

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Apparently with every drink you get free straw!

30/08/24 7:03:15

15

lol x2

“Look, I’m sorry! … but you DID ask, and it does look big.”

01/04/22 11:19:59

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Gran was having a lovely, quiet afternoon and then little Johnny spotted her hearing aids.

19/12/24 8:09:05

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Codzilla

22/07/22 11:08:58

14

Grandmother, what big beers you have

07/12/23 8:01:32

13

It did the trick - the next day, William Work was elected to the position of Girlfiend

04/04/22 12:09:14

13

"Do you recognise this chap Mary? He's on TV"

25/07/23 7:08:29

Those old CRT monitors were really heavy

31/05/22 7:07:42

There is evidence that the US has penetrated Putin's inner circle.

15/04/22 8:27:14

Silly cone implants

13/04/22 7:10:42

“I find your lack of bins disturbing”

17/03/22 8:00:08

Titty Longstocking

16/03/22 20:01:47

Ah, look. They've drifted off.

24/04/23 7:02:53

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lol

Charley says "Safety first: Always wear your gloves"

28/03/22 12:55:17

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lol

Don't you hate it when you're having a quiet meal in Frankie and Benny's and someone tells them it's their birthday?

09/02/22 12:27:46

11

"Ooh! Argh!" - that's the sound of the men working on the chain gang

30/06/23 7:03:03

Sorry but you'll need to lose a stone before you'll fit in the cockpit sir

24/02/23 12:49:11

It was a great performance but his vow of silence marred the acapella section.

30/03/22 11:35:42

"I think we should call it a night Dave. I need to get these two home - they're absolutely legless."

09/03/22 8:23:05

It's no good. The suspension can't take it. You're going to have to get off and walk home son.

18/02/22 8:13:14

Ah, a young Justin Timberlake trying to come up with a band name

25/07/23 12:05:25

She was told to "seize the day" - Carp eh? Dear Em

21/02/23 8:11:30

15/02/23 8:15:25

10/02/23 8:05:57

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"Bernard, do us a favour would you? Next time we pass that bumpy bit over there, could you lean out and pick our teeth up?"

04/03/22 12:49:13

8

I'm shattered! I've bean on my feet all day!

09/09/24 7:12:31

I'm from Norwich. Does that count?

25/08/23 7:08:40

Lumber jack

31/05/23 7:02:19

Ugh! Waiter! How old is this milk?

21/06/22 7:13:30

Definitely not a great catch

02/04/22 19:35:26

It’s the same every bloody year! I put them away neatly in January but it still takes me until Boxing Day to untangle them!

01/04/22 7:02:28

There’s no need to panic, miss. To disarm it, you just need to snip the grey wire.

01/04/22 7:00:21

"Wait! Something's happening. It's an 'M' then 'E', an 'O' and a 'W' - does that mean anything to anyone here?"

31/03/22 11:08:01

The first ever Grand National Sweep confused Aintree residents

30/03/22 7:07:01

Looks like the Pendle witch trials are about to get under way

30/03/22 7:06:32

What a shame he broke up with Mrs Ramsbottom. They were made for each other!

creative

10/03/22 8:19:54

Pinch Punch, first of the month

01/03/22 20:06:41

I'm starting to think this isn't our cat-carrier

27/02/20 19:38:56

25/01/20 12:30:19

Surely there must be a hat that fits me somewhere here

30/08/24 6:47:42

Dear Mr. Ferrari, I am writing to complain about the positioning of my sunroof...

06/11/23 8:19:15

"Don't panic Theseus, he said 'Mind the doors'."

clever

10/08/23 9:06:30

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"Be quick Beryl! I've only highered the truck until noon"

08/02/23 8:07:50

That will be the last time he tells his wife she's using the colander wrongly

30/09/22 7:20:54, edited: 30/09/22 7:22:03

"I need some fags! One of you must have some loose change!"

16/09/22 12:33:28

He isn't the first and he won't be the last to fail at the Holiday Inn toast machine.

24/05/22 6:33:21

"Don't lean back on that fence Dave, some idiot's removed one of the stanchions"

06/05/22 9:52:03

"Ladies and gentlemen, the cabin crew will now give a pre-flight safety demonstration. Please pay attention to the location of the emergency exits .. unlike that idiot on the last flight."

22/03/22 12:48:51

I hate when he makes rude shadow puppets on mum's arm

27/02/22 20:47:58

Quick! I'm meant to be at The Castle

03/10/24 7:04:02

Wherefore art thou Roomeo?

18/09/23 7:04:46

"Kicked my door in, you did. Have knocked, you should."

03/07/23 7:14:36

Bready for action

16/03/23 12:02:37

Training gets underway for the Glastonbury toilet attendants

22/07/22 13:34:34

“Don’t walk on the polished floor in that skirt, sir! You might expose your inner circle.”

14/04/22 11:11:25

"Well it's not bad professor but why have you made it look like a cowardly, rat-faced psychopath?"

12/04/22 21:15:07

“Come on Karen, we’ll never hitch a lift like that. Flash a bit of root or something!”

Nod to 12:00:06

07/04/22 11:07:58

"Thank you for applying to McDonald's. Firstly, can you tell us what recent experience you have of stealing fries and crapping on people?"

03/04/22 11:39:07

I guess his dad is sleeping with the fishes

02/04/22 19:37:38

I’m beginning to wish I’d never bought an Australian cat

17/03/22 12:04:02

"Hello, is that 777-777? Could you call an ambulance please? My finger is stuck in the telephone dial"

15/03/22 8:52:57

"I knew that didn't sound right! Who's drawn a cock and balls on my music?"

14/03/22 12:18:53

"So, what kind of fish are you?"

"Don't tell him pike!"

08/03/22 8:10:25

"It looks like you've missed a bit Laura"

"Yeah, I'm waiting to see if he gets that foot pump working"

07/03/22 15:08:15

Cor Blimey! Would you Adam’n’Eve it? I can’t believe my mince pies. I can see her raspberry ripple!

25/02/22 12:01:20

Excuse me ladies, would you happen to know anything about the pier falling down?

23/05/20 16:30:46

Be grateful you've got a root over your head!

13/12/19 13:56:49

It was when he imitated the "Hump Bridge" sign that the trouble started.

04/09/24 7:23:32

"Hello. Can I return these please? They don't work"

02/09/24 7:27:44

Got one! Now I can make myself a proper coat

15/12/23 8:07:57

Ethel and Mabel finally complete their bucket list:-
1. A white one
2. A yellow one

06/09/23 7:40:22

The Red Arrows Display Team lost some of their appeal when they went eco-friendly

10/08/23 13:45:46

"Southern Rail regrets the cancellation of the replacement bus service but, if passengers could make their way to platform 1..."

24/07/23 7:24:02

"Look what I've managed to swap for my scuba diver."

creative

24/04/23 15:57:52

"PRESENT BARMS!"

16/03/23 12:00:46

"Of course it's an emergency - I've spilled my Rice Krispies all down my front"

20/02/23 21:02:51

Grandmananarama

14/12/22 19:44:03

It'll drive you round the bend

12/12/22 8:04:13

It's great but haven't you just re-invented the wheel?

15/08/22 7:58:06

Be quick! It's going to start running

25/07/22 7:51:28

"Damn this modern technology! My Apple's frozen again."

12/04/22 11:22:23

Hey, that's the Nigerian bloke who promised me $30,000,000 for £250 postage and packing!

06/04/22 19:21:32

"What do you mean 'well hung'? I haven't even started painting it yet!"

06/04/22 11:49:28

At least one of them is about to go apeshit

04/04/22 19:01:48

Argh! Bloody Autocorrect!

04/04/22 11:58:42

"Pass me a handful of cat litter would you He-Man, this cubicle is completely out"

23/03/22 8:07:25

If I had a pound for every dog I've caught...

23/03/22 6:59:20

I enjoy using the sinks but I refuse to pull the knob on the soap dispenser

18/03/22 8:07:41

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Inside each wrapper it says "sorry, you're a loser" ...and there isn't even a competition on.

23/02/22 12:21:02

It won't balance like that. It's Boun-ty fall over.

23/02/22 12:10:03

Sleeping on the jobbie

23/02/22 8:33:38

Who's busted the ceiling?

22/02/22 12:43:03

Emma's Do-It-Yourself Helicopter idea never really took off.

16/02/22 8:24:01

Cat on a hot Chin Wu

03/06/20 19:17:58