super vote: ( left this week)
14/07/22 7:00:14
“For goodness sake Janice, pay 10p for a bag, the whole of Aldi is looking!’
23/07/22 11:57:31
Never sneeze near the pick n mix
02/11/22 20:00:55
It was still early days of transition from zoom to office meetings.
24/05/23 7:02:04
“hands up!! who wants a burger “
03/04/23 7:05:25
At least knife crime is down.
26/11/23 12:19:08
Our beaches used to be clean but now you spend all day dancing around Pooh.
30/05/24 7:24:06
“Thank you for tipping your Uber driver”
29/09/23 11:09:09
Unions warned this would happen if they carried on paying the drivers peanuts.
07/03/23 8:19:30
Lower right you win anything from the bottom shelf, top right and the large Teddy is yours.
26/01/23 8:25:23, edited: 26/01/23 8:25:47
I used to like it when the street names were shorter, it’s a real pain filling in forms.
29/12/22 9:12:59
I’m so glad we didn’t get a flat
24/11/22 8:00:21
An officer and genital man
16/04/23 11:00:54
Hot cross nuns
31/03/23 19:16:36
Eventually the Police sniper caught him as he couldn’t resist chasing the little red dot.
11/12/22 9:07:56
Christmas charades was always a blast.“ A bird in the hand is worth two in a bush!” Shouted Aunty.
22/12/22 8:23:44
Archaeologists uncover Mr Potato Heads ancestors
03/09/22 7:06:00
After a bizarre reaction to cheese, eventually their nose bleeds stopped.
08/05/24 7:10:00
I didn’t even know TV’s had a shelf life!
13/08/23 12:44:30
What a charming pic
22/06/23 7:07:41
The Cistern Chapel
06/05/23 8:00:37
“Freeze!”
12/03/23 20:01:24
Pearl harbour
08/09/22 12:03:30
Such amazing grace
01/08/23 19:12:37
Good to see Ray Reardon out and about
06/05/23 19:12:38
🔊Hello Whipsnade security“Hi Alan, I’m working from home tomorrow, see you Thursday”
11/04/23 7:42:13
Lidl nap
28/11/24 20:00:43
“I’m joking! It’s not fallen off”
13/06/24 19:03:55
“I’ll have a glass of the mouse red please”
08/05/24 7:07:46
After finally filling in the potholes, Council workers desperately try to hide the evidence of how deep they actually were.
16/03/24 8:29:40
Must be healthy, he’s got a wet nose.
28/09/23 19:08:44
They seemed bigger when I was a kid
18/08/23 7:11:13
“Seat comfy?”Yeah fits like a glove
29/07/23 19:47:12
🎶Oranges and Lemons..
16/04/23 11:04:11, edited: 16/04/23 14:04:59
“He liked to stretch his privates”
16/04/23 11:00:18
Jim had grown a foot since last year
31/03/23 7:05:50
“Mind the tap”
13/03/23 20:03:07
Women confirm this is the normal face for a Brazilian
12/03/23 12:49:01
It was a perfect score from the strictly judges, they had never seen such passion in the Pasodoble
04/12/22 21:05:07
Come on Tesco this needs sautéing out
24/10/22 7:25:56
“That baby looks weird!” Said Grandad with his 3 hands.
13/10/22 7:16:28
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11/07/22 7:45:21
Model railway
09/11/23 20:03:28
To be fair, when Barry from next door photobombed, he gave it everything.
27/08/23 19:33:41
How’s bigs your pool mate?.. 56 foot
19/10/22 7:01:22
Confusion and panic as Julie announces she’s got another one brewing.
17/07/22 7:51:48
“Yes he’s house trained”
01/06/24 7:13:54
He came out the closet at a very young age
15/09/23 19:08:35
“This would be so much easier if I hadn’t skewered my own wrist”
11/08/23 19:07:11
After updating the photocopier to a 3-D printer, the Christmas party was much more fun.
30/04/23 11:48:04
“ so that’s one plain and one with crushed nuts”
01/04/23 11:01:09
Caught short stories
24/10/22 19:27:25
As cramp set in, he wished he hadn’t offered his leg as a chair
15/09/22 7:05:56
“Ooo that’s got a bit of a bite to it”
05/08/22 13:04:40, edited: 05/08/22 13:05:22
Bedknobs and Breadsticks
24/07/22 7:32:39
Funny Caption Here
10/07/22 2:19:55
Labrasaws
11/10/24 19:20:33
It was the worse case of the shits he’d ever had.
10/12/23 20:07:48
Stella effort
13/06/23 7:10:05
“Just head upstairs”
13/03/23 8:01:08
Amazing Graze
30/11/22 8:21:59
Meals on wheels
15/11/22 8:00:18
“I’d still give it 5 mins”
04/11/22 20:26:49
Child obesity is highlighted once again, as not so little Alan lands heavy from the slide.
06/07/22 20:10:17
Snore detective
28/11/24 20:08:25
“Don’t you feckin dare Prancer!”
14/06/24 11:09:17
De fender of the realm.
04/01/24 8:31:58
This was going to be a strongly worded letter.
09/11/23 8:46:23
It was the most sinister end to Colin the Caterpillar
16/08/23 7:26:23
“Look you’ve had 3 disastrous attempts at a Tiger, try something simple like a caterpillar!”
21/04/23 11:38:42
Barry’s 15th email to the council regarding potholes outside his house seemed to have struck a nerve.
16/04/23 19:11:16
Rainbow warriors
10/03/23 8:07:28
It was a controversial shoot, the day Bungle died.
18/11/22 12:14:24
‘That storm looks nasty’“Don’t worry I’m in my thermals”
21/07/22 19:40:30
Also available on Blew Ray
08/10/24 19:15:26
The van busters
19/03/24 8:26:08
‘She’s on the spectrum’
01/01/24 20:08:11
Our local store has gone bust.
24/12/23 12:18:32
Breast mates
24/11/23 8:08:13
The height of fashion.
11/10/23 19:10:30
“Next furball and I’ll finish your mums jumper”
01/09/23 7:16:31
It’s lovely to get away and chill.
31/07/23 7:20:20
“See this Linda, from this day forward I will look at it more than I look at you”
25/07/23 7:12:40
*No tools left on this bike overnight*
24/07/23 7:21:22
Short bacca and sides please.
19/07/23 19:21:19
First aid please!! We’ve got a bleeder
01/06/23 7:26:07
Just married and he was already in a booth with his X!
08/05/23 7:06:07
* Hi lads, Jim’s feeling really low, let’s meet for a beer to cheer him up, but he’s a private guy so act natural as if nothings wrong*…. Oh for goodness sake
01/05/23 7:33:24
“For best results cook frozen”
12/04/23 19:01:32
Delivermoo
04/04/23 11:20:29
I was going to tumble dry it but that would have been two deer
25/01/23 8:25:20
“and your name sir?”‘Warwick Davis’
21/11/22 8:17:55
“Are you sure your arse isn’t catching the back wheelLove?”
15/10/22 20:08:51
Starter pistol
11/10/22 7:00:23
“And his guide dog just watched as the Ambulance drove away.”
27/08/22 13:08:55
Deliverule
31/07/22 21:13:16
Russell was always a stupid dog name.
01/08/23 11:25:48
Sidebearinggum Husky
23/07/23 19:21:33
Pinky’s on the Brain
13/07/23 19:26:22
Just clamp me but don’t write it on my van!
10/07/23 7:02:49
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