Roger had been to a concert and was too pissed to drive home, so he called at a B&B. They had no single rooms left, but they had a double. Roger didn't have enough money left but there was a Guy from the Czech Republic who was in the same predicament. They decided to pool their money and share the double room. During the night Roger dreamt he had won the Lottery, and woke next morning with the Czech up his arse.