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Marilyn McMonroe.

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Welsh Rarebit 27/03/13 20:00:07

A little higher and we'd be able to see his bag/pipe.

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Dan Dan 27/03/13 20:06:36

Mull of Kilt higher.

Michael Winner 27/03/13 20:00:14

There's nothing worn under the kilt? Och no, it's all in perfect working order

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Zac Kramer 27/03/13 20:04:58

I do hope he's wearing Clan underwear.

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Welsh Rarebit 27/03/13 20:02:04

Calvin Clans.--Michael Winner

Och, nae bother Laddie, I have chip 'n' pin........just swipe yer wee card in there for me

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John Llamas 27/03/13 21:34:19

Scandal in the wind.

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Dan Dan 27/03/13 20:29:19

Finally, the Loch Ness monster's existence is proven.

Stephen Graham 27/03/13 20:20:30

Michael Winner 27/03/13 20:07:15

Or even...Ass'n'nackers?--Zac Kramer

The Blast King of Scotland.

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Smuldo 27/03/13 20:01:09

Judging by Jimmy's skid marks, the Police suspected he may have been doing some speed

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John Llamas 27/03/13 20:39:36

"Aye, the cabbie was pissed off cos I did nay tip him, but I definately left a deposit on his back seat"

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John Glover 27/03/13 20:36:12

"Donald where's your troosers?"

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Dan Dan 27/03/13 20:03:44

Better know in Scotland as "Donald where's your troosers."..but here's a vote for being close.--Ian Mclaren

Cab see Nev's bits

Mark England 27/03/13 22:30:32

Almost out of kilter

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Ian Skelding 27/03/13 21:32:13

"Wanna lift?" "I think it's high enough as it is lad."

Tony Busby 27/03/13 20:21:31

"No sir, it's only ladies who flash that get a free cab ride"

Stephen Graham 27/03/13 20:05:28

"Mr McCoy, you are charged with exposing yourself to the public, how to you plead?" "Kilty."

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Welsh Rarebit 27/03/13 20:03:36

The Thighlands of Spotland.

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Welsh Rarebit 27/03/13 20:01:02

The Wind in the Pillows.

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Welsh Rarebit 27/03/13 20:00:27

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