My favourite, when the Mormons or the Jehovah's Witnesses turn up, is to greet them with a beaming smile and cry "Hallelujah! I was saved last Thursday!" This silences them for long enough to get the door shut.
That's odd, James. The two stars for LOL are showing beside the Comment box, but not in the Vote box. Perhaps raise the question in the Forum? (Or maybe it's just your amber nectars... ;-} )
I noticed a caption had been given a LOL vote yesterday but was confused because it only had one point. The next time I looked the LOL had disappeared so I assumed the voter had changed their mind.
Now, this is getting weirder. I just gave this caption a thumbs up, and my name did not appear, BUT it went up to a total of two thumbs up...and only James name is there, SO...the casually observer would think that the two thumbs up was somehow the result of just James. That's right: James LOL-vote plus my vote equals only two votes.
I see in your comment, James, that you were "drinking and voting" again. For those that don't know, the tallying-program takes this into account: If you've had a few too many...it reduces the weight of your voting.
So, please, PLEASE no more "drinking and voting."
(I THOUGHT we were clear on this - y'know - after the whole Trump-thing.)
Greg, I see your name and James's name beside the caption, but no sign of James's LOL other than the two stars to the left. James, why don't you try to LOL again and see whether it accepts it?
Molly's reminded of an old joke. It's not relevant but I'll tell it all the same. I answered the door this morning and a delivery man said, "I've got a parcel here for next door." I said, "You've come to the wrong house then mate." (I'm here all week 😉)
I'm still awake Greg, just. Sad to hear voting is another thing I can't do while drinking. Next thing you know they'll ban driving as well.
Don't know what's going on with the supervote. It won't let me remove it Molly, and when I try again it says I have already done it. Will post in the forum when I have more patience for typing on this damn phone.
And Karen, it looks like Norse Code to me. Oh Jeez, I'm punning. Must be time for sleep now.
James, I just figured out what happened with your voting. It's explained on "the discuss section": When YOU clicked the "thumbs up," it counted as a stupor-vote.
: )
Okay, I'll stop now. I just get a kick out of yah, that's all!
No problem James. So glad it made you laugh. I kept laughing at it myself - maybe I should try this next time the doorbell goes"¦ I'm sure I have a jar somewhere...
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Maybe it's the beers (it's Saturday night here) but damn, can't stop laughing at this.
8:09am
My favourite, when the Mormons or the Jehovah's Witnesses turn up, is to greet them with a beaming smile and cry "Hallelujah! I was saved last Thursday!" This silences them for long enough to get the door shut.
8:13am
Nice one Molly. Or tell them there's a swinger party on so come in and get stoned with us ... except that may be a regular Thursday for them.
8:19am
Side note. I LOL voted this, but the extra 2 votes aren't showing. Glitch or has something changed?
8:21am
That's odd, James. The two stars for LOL are showing beside the Comment box, but not in the Vote box. Perhaps raise the question in the Forum? (Or maybe it's just your amber nectars... ;-} )
8:42am
I noticed a caption had been given a LOL vote yesterday but was confused because it only had one point. The next time I looked the LOL had disappeared so I assumed the voter had changed their mind.
8:50am
Now, this is getting weirder. I just gave this caption a thumbs up, and my name did not appear, BUT it went up to a total of two thumbs up...and only James name is there, SO...the casually observer would think that the two thumbs up was somehow the result of just James. That's right: James LOL-vote plus my vote equals only two votes.
10:32am
I see in your comment, James, that you were "drinking and voting" again. For those that don't know, the tallying-program takes this into account: If you've had a few too many...it reduces the weight of your voting.
So, please, PLEASE no more "drinking and voting."
(I THOUGHT we were clear on this - y'know - after the whole Trump-thing.)
10:45am
Greg, I see your name and James's name beside the caption, but no sign of James's LOL other than the two stars to the left. James, why don't you try to LOL again and see whether it accepts it?
10:47am
James is sleeping : )
10:48am
Molly's reminded of an old joke. It's not relevant but I'll tell it all the same.
I answered the door this morning and a delivery man said, "I've got a parcel here for next door."
I said, "You've come to the wrong house then mate."
(I'm here all week 😉)
10:55am
Why do my punctuation marks come out as though I'm writing in ancient Norse?
11:11am
I give up Karen .... what's the punch line?
11:14am
Pmls John. I give up as well. Shall we dance?
11:27am
I'm still awake Greg, just. Sad to hear voting is another thing I can't do while drinking. Next thing you know they'll ban driving as well.
Don't know what's going on with the supervote. It won't let me remove it Molly, and when I try again it says I have already done it. Will post in the forum when I have more patience for typing on this damn phone.
And Karen, it looks like Norse Code to me. Oh Jeez, I'm punning. Must be time for sleep now.
11:46am
James, I just figured out what happened with your voting. It's explained on "the discuss section": When YOU clicked the "thumbs up," it counted as a stupor-vote.
: )
Okay, I'll stop now. I just get a kick out of yah, that's all!
12:25pm
I've only had a few beers & a little malt but can't understand most of this thread.
7:35pm
Hi James, hope you still find it as funny now you're sober. Chris has deleted your original supervote.
9:36pm
Dang, sorry Mr. Bean. I'm relatively sober at present and do still find it LOL worthy, but I missed the vote removal and the cutoff time to redo it.
9:29am
No problem James. So glad it made you laugh. I kept laughing at it myself - maybe I should try this next time the doorbell goes"¦ I'm sure I have a jar somewhere...
9:44am