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cash prize caption contestDave Bryan

As she got on the bus, the bus driver said "Jeezus that's one ugly looking baby." Sitting down, crying, a fellow passenger asked what was up. "The bus driver has just said something really nasty to me." "Well don't you take that, get back up there and give him a piece of your mind. Go on , I'll hold your monkey."

cash prize caption conteststone face
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He'd just read one of your captions..--stone face

"Darling, I think it's the placenta you're supposed to eat."

cash prize caption contestIan Skelding
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I was thinking about that very one. Two great minds think alike? You were first. Enjoy the votes, accolades and (hopefully) money this so richly deserves.--Willie Johnson

Foetal attraction

cash prize caption contestVanessa the Guesser

"Dad, can you remember to bring in the Colgate and a toothbrush at visiting time? I'm dying here!"

cash prize caption contestKaryn Harrison

Just like grandma had said, after making that face it froze like that and it stayed that way for the rest of her life.

cash prize caption contestWillie Johnson

"Awww look at her cute little mouth Dave, we've got to name her Toblerone."

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