I sadly failed my cartoon physics degree. I was lowering a piano from a 5th floor window but the rope snapped too late and alas, no flat cat, no 3tf tall bump on head, no birds flying around to emphasise concussion. I now live a quiet life in Broadmoor. Lovely town.
"Hoping to study for a PHD on the long term effects of dynamite on coyotes." Unfortunately there appears to be a shortage of subjects from deaths due to repeated blunt force trauma.
...but is the shortage of subjects from deaths due to repeated blunt force trauma a pattern, or a trend? There's only one way to be sure- we need more dynamite.
"...but is the shortage of subjects from deaths due to repeated blunt force trauma a pattern, or a trend? There's only one way to be sure- we need more dynamite." Sounds like a winner.
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I took that course too- I walked the make-a-silhouette-hole-in-a-wall test, but had to re-sit the anvil-tied-to-balloon exam.
2:18pm
I sadly failed my cartoon physics degree. I was lowering a piano from a 5th floor window but the rope snapped too late and alas, no flat cat, no 3tf tall bump on head, no birds flying around to emphasise concussion. I now live a quiet life in Broadmoor. Lovely town.
6:00pm
I cheated by wearing a clockwork crown with constantly rotating mechanical canaries at all times. Ah, how I miss my years at Acme University.
6:16pm
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6:21pm
Hoping to study for a PHD on the long term effects of dynamite on coyotes.
8:37pm
"Hoping to study for a PHD on the long term effects of dynamite on coyotes."
Unfortunately there appears to be a shortage of subjects from deaths due to repeated blunt force trauma.
12:13am
...but is the shortage of subjects from deaths due to repeated blunt force trauma a pattern, or a trend? There's only one way to be sure- we need more dynamite.
6:39pm
"...but is the shortage of subjects from deaths due to repeated blunt force trauma a pattern, or a trend? There's only one way to be sure- we need more dynamite."
Sounds like a winner.
8:26am