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"Hi darling, I'm going to be home late, a plane's just landed on the Motorway." "For God's sake Steve, just say you're in the pub."

Ian Skelding 20/02/21 20:27:02

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"I am in the pub but I haven't started drinking yet."--Willie Johnson

🎵 Pass the Dutch Air on the left hand side 🎵

Stephen Paterson 20/02/21 20:14:43

''This is your captain speaking. I'm not saying we're going to crash but would anyone with a lucky St Christopher please come to the cockpit immediately.''

Dave Bryan 20/02/21 20:32:07

"Looks like we won't miss our plane after all." "No, we're going to hit it!"

Molly R 20/02/21 22:02:20

"Landing on the motorway was easy, negotiating that roundabout is going to be a bit of a bastard."

John Glover 20/02/21 22:01:46

"200 Big Mac meals please."

Troompa Loompa 20/02/21 20:28:10

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Fun fact: When I was learning to drive a school bus in 1980, our trainer said that he had done exactly that with a bus full of trainee drivers. He made sure the height of the drive-thru was greater than the bus height. Then when it was time for lu...--Willie Johnson

It was only when it came to the 3 point turn that I wished I had taken my driving test in something smaller.

Tony S 20/02/21 20:43:02

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Fun fact: You can make a three point turn with a 66 passenger school bus on any regular street (at least in California).--Willie Johnson

When you cheekily use work transport to nip to Tesco hoping nobody notices.