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alexandra ball

married. 2 kids. 2 grand kids. part time actor.

Caption Wins:31

Location:

Antrim

Signed Up:14 years ago

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Quotas and Scores

		This Week			Last Week			All Time
	Quota	Added	Score	Rank	Added	Score	Rank	Added	Score	Rank
Caption	30	8	10	23	10	9	23	4,000	3,131	60
Photo	10	0	0		0	0		0	0
Comment	3	0	0		0	0		1	0
Suggested Edit	2	0	0		0	0		0	0

Voting Record

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Caption	8	27		12	27		1,756	99

captions comments received

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	Dashound through the snow. 20/11/24 12:01:22	20

	clever x2 Kitty kitty bang bang. 09/04/24 11:00:48	20

	clever He suffers from hemorrdroids 29/02/24 20:04:12	19

	Knitting noodles. 19/02/24 12:00:44	18

	The flying Scotsman. 21/12/24 12:01:19	17

	clever No wonder there's potholes, they only have a skeleton staff. 06/04/24 11:05:53	17

	Oh thank goodness it's only a crocodile, I thought it was Jehovah's witnesses 14/05/21 11:01:38	1 17

	Say cheese. 23/12/23 20:02:23	16

	Swan fake. 21/06/24 11:00:27	15

	Play Doh! 05/12/23 12:02:16	15

	For the love of God, abdicate! 14/08/21 19:01:25	15

	Stop looking at those tits! 18/11/20 20:41:53	2 15
I can relate to this caption as I used to go out with a pornithologist. --Karen Oakenfull
	I caught a fish, it was this big! 21/06/20 11:28:53	15

	Mozfart. 18/11/24 20:01:27	14

	Knight rider. 07/06/24 11:00:58	14

	None for ewe. 22/01/24 20:01:22	14

	Oh Dave, you're back early! 29/07/23 11:00:34	14

	New ladybird edition the joy of sex 15/09/20 19:12:12	1 14

	He's screwed now, the combination is their wedding anniversary. 29/07/20 13:08:21	14

	At least we'll not have to pay ground rent. 13/02/25 12:01:33	13

	Pepsi is fine though. 22/01/24 12:06:57	13

	Go to work on an egg. 26/12/23 20:01:31	13

	You've a bit of something in your teeth. 10/09/22 11:16:48	1 13

	Mobile phone. 02/11/23 12:00:19	12

	clever The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. 12/03/22 20:01:14	12

	Typical British weather, it was lovely when he left the house. 24/04/21 11:06:26	12

	Coke head 20/04/21 19:04:48	12

	clever x2 All mouth and no trousers 22/06/20 13:22:34	12

	clever Plenty of leg room. 15/10/24 19:01:26	11

	My feet are killing me. 27/04/22 8:37:13	11

	Scoop Dog. 14/10/21 11:48:59	11

	The fashion industry is a cut throat business. 17/10/20 11:05:19	11

	Tree surgeon. 05/08/20 14:59:21	11

	Ok grandma, I'll explain using a mobile phone just one more time. 24/04/20 20:14:06	1 11
Explaining using a mobile phone, using a mobile phone. --Willie Johnson
	I'll be darned!! 14/10/24 11:03:14	10

	There's a baby in there somewhere. Well spotted. 04/11/23 12:05:19	10

	Feathers McGraw fresh from prison eyes up his next robbery attempt. 03/10/21 11:07:05	10

	That colon is in the wrong place. 16/04/21 8:34:08	10

	The face that sunk a thousand ships. 08/04/21 13:10:45	10

	Thanks love, where's yours? 26/12/20 13:27:18	10

	Roger Rabid. 15/07/20 9:31:24	10

	clever A game of two halves. 09/12/24 20:02:22	9

	Wow, the dog's wrapping skills are getting better. 06/10/24 19:05:52	9

	I have no Ikea where they are! 01/04/24 19:00:39	1 9

	Pitch pork. 10/01/24 12:05:20	9

	Scooby doodle. 26/04/23 19:00:43	9

	She always bent over backwards for people. 17/02/23 21:12:25	9

	It just takes one little prick to ruin your whole day. 26/11/22 20:03:50	9

	How do you like it, tapping the glass being stared at? Not nice is it!! 25/05/21 11:11:04	9

	It's a miracle darling. You're telling me! I don't even have a penis. 26/11/20 20:02:20	9

	Why does it always work when nobody's about. 21/08/20 7:57:49	9

	Only foals and hearses. 17/04/24 11:16:51, edited: 17/04/24 13:09:51, suggested edits	8

	She's making a mountain out of a molehill. 29/03/24 12:05:54	1 8

	Circle of friends. 08/03/24 20:01:07	8

	Lock up your daughters. 24/09/23 19:06:25	1 8

	Aw, my little Tony. 11/06/23 19:00:37	8

	Blue prints. 28/04/23 11:06:34	8

	And the poor stapler from floor 3 only got taken to Blackpool. 05/02/23 10:00:55	8

	He's her foster child. 31/01/23 20:01:53	1 8

	He's not allowed On the furniture but nobody said anything about being In it. 18/03/22 20:05:22	8

	There's more leg room up here. 21/10/21 11:01:46	1 8
"Watch how much legroom there is after you pull my finger." --Willie Johnson
	He's my half brother. 05/06/21 19:02:33	8

	Except Mrs Walliams. 30/12/20 9:39:22	8

	Right, we better go, where's your Labrador with my white stick? 16/07/20 11:02:19	8

	She's listening to that damn Lionel Richie song again. 12/07/20 8:14:51	8

	Nick Fido. 02/07/20 19:14:10	8

	Packed lunch. 11/03/25 20:01:48	7

	He has a big fallowing. 20/01/25 20:03:54	7

	Spice girls finally agree to a reunion. 16/01/25 20:01:08	7

	Madonna still going strong. 02/06/24 19:04:59	7

	If you won't let me steal your chickens, I'm ordering a deliveroo. 18/05/24 11:00:58	1 7

	I'm sick of this pissing van! 19/08/23 19:06:17	7

	Talk about two faced. 02/03/23 20:00:49	7

	Well she did say it's the bike or me. 24/05/22 19:00:34	7

	She's hoping the heartattack will happen before they get to the bedroom. 14/01/22 20:04:18	7

	Recipe on page 3. 14/11/21 12:14:42	7

	Omg!! Lady Gaga does her own shopping. 09/11/21 22:13:49	1 7
This time she's wearing the meat on her head. --Willie Johnson
	Nice tackle mate. 18/09/21 20:14:49	7

	He's my sleeping partner. 14/07/21 19:02:49	7

	Santa paws 12/12/20 12:00:25	7

	Thank God for social distancing. 25/11/20 8:48:30	7

	Everyone trumps in the bath. 07/08/20 19:07:33	7

	how would you like it if i shoved something down your throat pal? 12/10/12 20:21:05	6

	even polar bears get pestered with blue bottles. 08/11/11 15:38:54	1 6

	Can you tell me your name madam? It's Annette. 15/02/25 12:18:21	6

	Rodents aren't everyone's cup of tea. 14/02/25 20:02:04	6

	Rod works. 30/01/25 12:00:36	6

	It's a trunk call. 19/12/24 20:00:37	4 6
This caption was 4 seconds later, Anon, so while I feel sorry for 20:00:33, this is clearly a timing clash. The dupes Chris has rightly been calling attention to have been much later, and obviously not timing clashes. --James Lennox
	Stool pigeon. 31/10/24 12:04:03	6

	He's a permanent fixture on that bus. 15/05/24 12:59:24	6

	She's one spoilt bitch. 24/02/24 12:19:35	6

	Female Beatles tribute act, the Beakles 30/01/24 12:18:05	2 6
The Beakles --John Harrison
	Where do you live? I live in Jersey. 30/11/23 21:41:14	6

	He got stung on the price. 29/11/23 20:02:46	6

	These modern cars and their computers, I knew we had to get it to the lab. 14/09/23 10:03:15	6

	Darling, when I suggested a bit of risky swinging, this is not what I had in mind. 08/04/23 11:52:08	6

	This place looks fairy good. 12/01/23 11:31:24	6

	One hot girl coming right up. 05/01/23 9:33:28	6

	Dinner is served. 25/08/22 8:43:12	6

	Tiddles won't wander into the freezer ever again. 10/01/22 20:01:03	6

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last comments (total: 53)

That's quite interesting, I never realised that sheepish meant to feel extreme shame or having a lack of self confidence.

I always thought sheepish meant fickle for someone who's easily herded as they can't or don't resist peer pressure.

But it appears that "sheepish" applies to the way a shepherd lives rather than the sheep. Hopefully this isn't a definition coined up by city slickers to undermine the farming working classes to make them feel a sense of shame, or to make the city slickers feel better as they're not the poor bastards sitting out in the fields themselves! 🤣

It's alright, in an urban setting they've got the factory working line instead but I've never come across being factoryish before...

Glyn Evans

13/04/24
3:34pm

comment on caption:
He lives alone, he's a bit sheepish. [alexandra ball]

With your phone... and credit card details

[anon]

21/05/24
7:16am

comment on caption:
If you won't let me steal your chickens, I'm ordering a deliveroo. [alexandra ball]

It explains why the kids were 'AWOL' from school, after, recess break.
(Absent WithOut Leave)

[anon]

09/07/24
12:13pm

comment on caption:
Now we know where all those missing kids went! [alexandra ball]

Please see 08:09:40

[anon]

20/11/24
9:39am

comment on caption:
Sheer madness. [alexandra ball]

See caption 20.00.33 Mr Beach must have been on another call not to notice

[anon]

20/12/24
7:49am

comment on caption:
It's a trunk call. [alexandra ball]

Chris Beach must have been on a call to nature see caption 20.00.59

[anon]

20/12/24
8:06am

comment on caption:
It's a trunk call. [alexandra ball]

This caption was 4 seconds later, Anon, so while I feel sorry for 20:00:33, this is clearly a timing clash. The dupes Chris has rightly been calling attention to have been much later, and obviously not timing clashes.