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The wiener rakes it all

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Stephen Bean 10/01/24 12:09:59

A big fan of sausages

Jo 10/01/24 21:49:25

Haha, this is hilarious!--Kevin Thomas

AI really is terrible at hands.

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Dan Nicholls 10/01/24 15:05:46

Revealed- how the Beatles achieved that final chord in 'A Day In The Life'.

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Karen McDonald 10/01/24 12:16:02

“So how did the prostate exam feel?”

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C CaMel 10/01/24 12:08:19

alexandra ball 10/01/24 12:05:20

The Great British Rake Off

Tony Edwards 10/01/24 12:14:30

The inventor of the multi hotdog maker has been raking it in.

Tony S 10/01/24 12:10:55

“That’s odd.” “That’s right, 15.”

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Ian Skelding 10/01/24 12:46:13

Edited 12:48:37

Dog on the Tyne is all mine all mine the dog on the Tyne is all mine.

Tony S 10/01/24 12:39:24

I thought it was hoes that love sausage.

Claire C 10/01/24 12:38:50

“On second thoughts I’m gonna phone BUPA for my prosthetic foot.”

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C CaMel 10/01/24 12:04:54

Scientists reveal nothing compares to the touch of a woman from Norfolk.

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C CaMel 10/01/24 13:15:48

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Mr Dome 10/01/24 12:56:22

“Dave, how can you be banned from every Homebase?!”

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C CaMel 10/01/24 12:53:10

And the winner of this year's Turner Prize is a depiction of King Charles hand.

Tony S 10/01/24 12:21:53

Edward Scissorhands was NOT amused at his replacement appendage.

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Johnny Goode 10/01/24 16:16:25

At least he can cook sausages, with scissors he's only able to snip between the links.--Glyn Evans

When your mother in-law asks for a foot massage.

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C CaMel 10/01/24 12:11:04

When Dave came outside with this he knew he was ready for a grilling.

Paul Gledhill 10/01/24 12:09:39

"The hot dog harvest was bountiful this season."

Hercules Rockefeller 10/01/24 12:08:59

"Can we cook them over a fire like everyone else does rather than waiting for a lightning strike?"

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Glyn Evans 10/01/24 12:07:19

Your new sex toy has arrived Miss Price .

Tony S 10/01/24 12:06:09

Frankforker sausages

Tony Edwards 10/01/24 12:02:54

When you have to feed toddlers, but you don't want to get too close.

John Harrison 10/01/24 12:02:00

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