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Darn it, I've got stiff competition here, better start lowering my prices. Today's special offer £49.50? and 50p just for the tip.
Oddly, I slightly resemble this photo (it must be the fish eye lens), but sad as I am to miss out on the 50 quid, I'd never whore myself out ... still, if anyone wants a chat, my number's 555-6969
What would I get for £23.11?
I have a spare fifty pounds that I'm trying to lose by eating healthy. Wait, what was this for again?
Depends where you go, Mr Dome. In Doncaster, it would get you a good shag and 23 quid change
Enough for a kebab and chips at the same time
It's alright, I spent a night in the cells last night because I got done for soliciting. I don't know what they've got against a sexy lawyer?
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Darn it, I've got stiff competition here, better start lowering my prices. Today's special offer £49.50? and 50p just for the tip.
7:36pm
Oddly, I slightly resemble this photo (it must be the fish eye lens), but sad as I am to miss out on the 50 quid, I'd never whore myself out ... still, if anyone wants a chat, my number's 555-6969
7:43pm
What would I get for £23.11?
8:29pm
I have a spare fifty pounds that I'm trying to lose by eating healthy. Wait, what was this for again?
8:44pm
Depends where you go, Mr Dome. In Doncaster, it would get you a good shag and 23 quid change
8:45pm
Enough for a kebab and chips at the same time
9:32pm
It's alright, I spent a night in the cells last night because I got done for soliciting. I don't know what they've got against a sexy lawyer?
7:10pm