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"So I took two fish and five loaves and fed five thousand people." "Well I take really cheap end chicken, cover it in this dust crap I call my secret recipe, and sell it to millions of people a day." "Now that is a miracle."

stoneface1 02/12/21 08:02:31

CS - Shall we have some wine? JC - Sure. Waiter? Two waters, please.

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Al Overy 02/12/21 08:06:56

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Stephen Bean 02/12/21 08:00:58

Middle name F*ckin'.--Troompa Loompa

"So it's a deal? I'll stop putting mouse shit in the gravy and I won't go to hell?"

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The Wolf 02/12/21 08:27:55

"As soon as Ronald gets here we can kick this catering convention off."

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James Lennox 02/12/21 08:10:46

"Frankincense?" "..." "Myrrh?" "I told you, they're HERBS AND SPICES and they're secret, so stop trying to guess."

Glad You Remember 03/12/21 13:27:58

"I also try to make a good prophet."

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Stephen Bean 02/12/21 08:24:53

The trick is to pre-soak for an hour and then wash with Persil

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Tosser Wivlov 02/12/21 11:03:50

"I'm looking for a supplier for a big meal coming up, can you do it?"

Generic RedHead 02/12/21 09:20:55

“So is it still gluttony if we call it a tapered cylinder of chicken?” ‘You’re not getting this are you?’

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C CaMel 02/12/21 09:21:14

Moments later a Rabbi walked in and said, “is this some kind of joke?”

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C CaMel 02/12/21 09:09:26

"Real success came by establishing a brand, then formalising my product and offering it in multiple familiar outlets throughout the world." "Hmmn, maybe I'll give that a try, Jesus."

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James Lennox 02/12/21 08:22:23

"It's a shame you weren't around for my last supper."

Hercules Rockefeller 02/12/21 08:16:09

"Don't worry, Lord. I can assure you that they all fried for our sins."

Hercules Rockefeller 02/12/21 08:14:44

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