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Tired joke and pun, but with a new spin. Nice.

22/04/22
9:36pm

To be fair, it's about 3 weeks old Willie... https://www.caption.me/634706

22/04/22
10:36pm

Thanks James. Not quite as new as I thought, but at least it was in a different situation. I may have been the one to introduce this in a caption. It comes from a decades old joke "A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks 'Why the long face?'"
Now I think it's long in the tooth.

23/04/22
4:36am

Playing around and putting a new spin on things is a great idea depending on if they work.

"Bang, bang"

"Some psychopath's shot my door. The neighbourhood's really gone downhill, what happened to the days when people used to knock, knock?"

"Terence, you don't know? The neighbourhood's not gone downhill, it's just you had terrible hitmen"

"How?"

"They would have knocked but it looks like they've jumped the gun"

23/04/22
6:39am

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