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"Tesco even turned this one down for their lasagne."

Mark Cowling 09/01/23 10:01:17

Tesco's sausage in a special sauce that looks very similar to a horse penis is a totally underrated delicacy.<br /><br />I can't wait for when Tesco opens their in-store boucherie chevalines. Nobody bats an eye about eating horse in France (hors...--Glyn Evans

Two Eds are better than one.

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Dave Bryan 09/01/23 08:00:11

Why the extra face?

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Stephen Bean 09/01/23 08:02:35

"Call the Vet! She's got a splitting headache."

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Vivvy En 09/01/23 08:10:43

That's his one trick!

Julie Bridge 09/01/23 22:49:32

It was a close race but he won by a head

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Mr Dome 09/01/23 09:11:25

Man accused of 'messing with nature' after using genetically modified engineering techniques to win the 'How many apples can your horse eat?' competition.

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The Wolf 09/01/23 08:48:44

Siamese Twhinny

Hercules Rockefeller 09/01/23 08:19:48

I don’t think old nuclear sites should be turned into nature reserves

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Julia Kinsey 09/01/23 08:00:22

"A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a....Oh fuck it, just kill me"

Mark England 09/01/23 10:04:56

Horse with 1 head watches fastest ever tennis match.

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The Wolf 09/01/23 08:38:10

Edited 08:40:11

Splitting Image

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Stephen Bean 09/01/23 08:22:57

Dobbin entendre

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Stephen Bean 09/01/23 08:06:02

Prancing cheek to cheek

monty D 09/01/23 10:36:35

Meet Dr. Dolittle's new pet, the Pushmi-Pushmi.

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James Lennox 09/01/23 08:19:29

I tossed a coin three times. It resulted in two heads and one tail.

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David Michael 09/01/23 08:00:10

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