The Prototype: All Bolts and No Nuts... ------------ o ------------ This one's a failure, There's no genitalia, (No wonder it's looking so glum) For what could be worse Than that terrible curse Of never being able to cum?... ------------ o ------------

last comments (total: 5)

You deserve more votes! ✔️

Julia Kinsey

26/12/22
9:19pm

Never being able to go?

John Glover

26/12/22
9:23pm

Thank you, Julia. My verses remain unloved. Except by me and a Mr Grimslade at No 42. Counselling has helped me come to terms with how Captioneers vote. And the odd bottle of whisky, of course...

(caption author)

26/12/22
10:33pm

Well I do not object to your style of verse,
No matter how obscure or even perverse,
I do find it funny and you could do much worse.

Julia Kinsey

26/12/22
10:48pm

There's nothing wrong with being a sex machine

However the makers deliberately stopped terminators from cumming due to their sensitivities - they found what came out on release was crude

Glyn Evans

27/12/22
9:59pm

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