For now maybe but I don't think it will be when Dolly throws it in the river.
Go easy on her, this is only her seventh cat drowning this year. Dolly claims to be doing it to cleanse the world of cats and she says she's been triggered by seeing too many cat pictures on the internet
This led to a mass defiant burning of hard drives worldwide (by the Cerfs or Cat Exclusionary Radical Friends) to prevent the further dissemination of cat pictures and under the Schrodinger Act cats have to now travel in boxes so as not to lead to triggering and also to respect the sanctity of any potential cat duckers
It seems to have worked as no cats have been killed since. Although Dolly has a new hobby, an unhealthy obsession with smashing boxes to pieces with a sledgehammer... 🤔
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For now maybe but I don't think it will be when Dolly throws it in the river.
Go easy on her, this is only her seventh cat drowning this year. Dolly claims to be doing it to cleanse the world of cats and she says she's been triggered by seeing too many cat pictures on the internet
This led to a mass defiant burning of hard drives worldwide (by the Cerfs or Cat Exclusionary Radical Friends) to prevent the further dissemination of cat pictures and under the Schrodinger Act cats have to now travel in boxes so as not to lead to triggering and also to respect the sanctity of any potential cat duckers
It seems to have worked as no cats have been killed since. Although Dolly has a new hobby, an unhealthy obsession with smashing boxes to pieces with a sledgehammer... 🤔
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