It was a funny day in Rodney's garden.
Despite his Peat being a Dud, his Laurel's were still quite Hardy..though a little on the large side. After a quick grumble about his weeds and Carrot Top's and worrying about his Tati's..tragedy was near. With a Zig & Zag he fell and landed on his lighter after Ants weakened his Decking. A passing Chaplin quickly Carrey'd him across Graham's Garden, down Chevy Chase and up Harry Hill where they got a lift to the hospital in a Huge Laurie. Dr Bob gave little Hope and later blamed the lighter. Cause of death...Zippo Marks.
Later that day, neighbour Vic laid some Reeves next to a new sign warning people off of Rodney's Dangerfield.
A fond farewell to all fellow captioneers...have the need to call it a day. Many thanks for all the points given over the years, and I hope to see the site rocket upwards..it will now I've gone..lol
Many thanks again..Ron. 
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Best of luck to you Ron :)
2:51pm
Thanks for the countless brilliant captions, Ron. Champion contribution to the site - will be very much missed
10:35pm
Sorry you are going into caption retirement, you caused many a chortle with one or two guffaws and a ton of tee hee's you have a great talent. Take it easy Ron. Peas.
11:17pm
Sad to see you leave caption competition, your captions where often an inspiration for me to learn looking differently at pictures. All the best and hope to see you back here someday...
12:24pm
Sorry to loose your wit and humour, you will be missed.
Perhaps you should celebrate your retirement with a bit of ado Ron Ron.
All the breast
12:27pm
coming over all sound of music.
So long, farewell, Auf wiedersehen, good night,
I hate to go and leave this pretty sight.
So long, farewell, Auf wiedersehen, adieu,
Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu.
best of luck Ron. Doffs cap.
9:23am
A big, big thanks for all the kind words...and Sound Of Music recitals..nice one Joe.
Can I just say that this site has been an absolute godsend to me. Other than my Dad (who I believe was Breast-fed by The Goons) nobody in my family really understood my sense of humour (take a glance at my profile) and I saw this site as a stage for the off-the-wall and bizarre..along with the more traditional kinds of humour...and a challenge to see if I could make others smile.
It's great to see all of these new faces also taking up that challenge..Chris must be absolutely thrilled to see his site attracting so many new faces, both young and old alike.
Nobody on this site should worry in any way about the style or quality of their creations as we are all on the learning curve together. For me, I found the simple study of my fellow captioneers efforts to be the quickest and most effective way to improve. The real beauty of this site, though, is that it offers all a totally open stage to experiment...all without the fear of heckling. And if you're new to the game, never be intimidated by high-scorers...as no captioneer on site would claim they have it down to a fine art...however good we think we are, we can always improve our craft.
Again, many thanks to all, and can I just add an apology for the length of my final caption...I dedicate this to my good friend Keith McClory..lol
12:21pm
Top captions, Ron. Best of luck and hope you come back sometime soon.
9:38am