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	Kate preferred Buckingham Palace from the outside. 15/07/11 10:02:27	12

	Mick Jagger had forgotten his sun cream. 06/03/11 16:22:46	2 11

	Even though Cathy had a good grip on his shirt, nothing could stop Heathcliff when the pubs opened. 03/05/11 10:21:18	10

	Detectives had traced the stolen car to No.58 29/01/11 11:22:35	10

	Alien abduction thwarted by concert fans 28/07/11 10:42:10	9

	Sam never missed any scraps thrown from the table. 08/07/11 10:08:59	4 9

	Walthermelon 23/06/11 15:58:36	9

	Flushing Meadows 16/02/11 11:16:24	9

	Faceplanting. 24/06/11 10:00:09	8

	Budgeriguard 19/03/11 12:46:25	1 8

	Maud was worried she might be getting a bit heavy for Harold's shoulders. 09/01/11 17:49:56	3 8

	"You're a herring gull aren't you, sweetie? Well piss off then, this is tuna." 30/07/11 10:12:16	7

	Beware of blank robbers 21/07/11 10:44:39	7

	Photography for dummies 10/07/11 10:29:08	7

	Baby setter 12/04/11 18:33:31	7

	A lass for Yorick 23/03/11 18:11:06	7

	Pen pals 10/03/11 11:19:33	7

	Nine bottles later and it was daddy's turn to be burped. 08/03/11 11:24:52	7

	With hotel inspectors making a surprise visit, Basil asks Polly to improvise a sprinkler system. 03/03/11 21:04:22	7

	Jar-ronnie-moo 29/01/11 18:38:41	7

	The bridal suite of the Baghdad Hilton had a great view of the city. 15/07/11 10:06:54	6

	There was a nice rest area just by the fork in the river. 14/07/11 10:01:31	6

	The loud bang had loosened Annie's ear wax. 23/06/11 16:05:06	6

	Snap, crackle, plop. 12/06/11 10:00:11	6

	Straywatch 09/06/11 10:40:05	6

	Flaparazzi 06/06/11 21:00:40	6

	Lionbacker Sorry everyone, it's not a bear. 25/05/11 10:12:49	7 6

	Having eaten too much at lunch, the boys discover the leaning power of pizza. 09/05/11 10:45:42	6

	Goo...Goo...Goo...Google 09/02/11 11:08:32	1 6

	Lucy could tell the married ones as they had rings on. 24/07/11 10:45:39	5

	Teddy Brek 12/07/11 15:50:36	5

	Margaret had broken the first rule of parachute jumping - wear a parachute. 24/06/11 10:13:05	1 5

	Thai breaker 24/04/11 16:47:05	5

	Just in case there was any doubt, Lewis had outlined his manhood for the girls. 18/04/11 10:19:41	5

	Norris wasn't sure about this domination thing, although the suspenders looked nice. 11/04/11 12:42:57	5

	Ireland and Portugal decide to go halves on a new popemobile after the Vatican announces papal tour of Europe 07/04/11 12:55:14	5

	The kids were starting to copy their stepfather's coke habit. 06/04/11 10:18:17	5

	So that's how they get the holes in Swiss cheese. 16/03/11 17:42:57	5

	Lay-by 28/02/11 9:21:28	5

	Although William was clearly out of his tree, he thought the visits to the shrink were helping. 26/02/11 12:14:13	5

	You could see by the bull's eye he wanted to do a 180 and make a dart for it. 23/02/11 11:04:35	5

	Cocklesucker 19/01/11 11:24:54	1 5

	David Attenborough catches by surprise the normally nocturnal muff-diver in full flight. 09/12/10 20:00:56	5

	"So you think this is humerus....well, you're right." 27/07/11 10:07:44	4

	His other body hair was equally dye-a-bollockal. 16/07/11 11:02:10	4

	Red Hairing 16/07/11 10:07:09	4

	The Ness Cafe was famous for its fresh fish and monster portions. 14/07/11 10:09:20	4

	It was the worst forked lightening seen in years 14/07/11 10:07:22	4

	"How will we get it out?" "Wait until low tide and use a fork-lift truck." 14/07/11 10:06:04	4

	Jimmy crack corn 21/06/11 16:04:33	4

	"Right girls, what's it to be this afternoon? Tea and scones or back to my place for a spliff and gangbang." 20/06/11 11:50:43	4

	The centrifugal force of the spin cycle is explained by Mensa's youngest member to his amazed dad. 19/05/11 10:04:03	4

	My boyfriend is waiting for me at the bar with a screwdriver. 04/05/11 12:43:46	4

	Lean cuisine 29/04/11 14:45:45	4

	"DON'T LOOK ETHEL" 21/03/11 17:23:35	1 4

	Warning - property protected by Securicaw. 19/03/11 16:28:05	4

	Some families just spend the day arson around the house. 28/02/11 11:02:51	4

	Morning is the best time to spot beach combovers 11/01/11 11:36:34	4

	Jenny suffered from bed soars 23/12/10 20:33:54	4

	He needed a shoulder to dry on 15/12/10 11:23:52	4

	As a banker Barbara showed a lot of compound interest. 29/07/11 11:48:34	3

	Mmm, I get high with a little help from my friends... 28/07/11 11:49:20	3

	Alice Coo-per 24/07/11 10:16:17	3

	Water Lily 20/07/11 10:02:27	3

	Blondi Bleach 18/07/11 10:01:52	3

	You can't beat Jedward....unplugged. 06/07/11 10:31:02	3

	The boys were waiting for Annette 04/07/11 21:20:29	3

	Penelope had broken the first rule of using a concert portaloo - don't look. 02/07/11 11:16:18	3

	Clowns to the left of me, chokers to the right... 02/07/11 7:30:26	3

	Dora drew the short straw and got the box room. 30/06/11 10:20:28	3

	Harvest moon 21/06/11 13:48:36	3

	Don't be shy, I can get it enlarged later. 19/06/11 10:00:11	3

	"I wish, I wish, I wish somebody would vote for my captions" 11/06/11 11:19:06	2 3

	Pawtrait picture 31/05/11 10:05:34	3

	Carpsule 17/05/11 12:43:59	3

	She had been told not to use the spinal tap to fill her bath. 07/05/11 10:27:25	3

	As the white sheet floated away, colour blind Mary took the full force of the bull 03/05/11 10:08:24	3

	Come iodine with me 28/04/11 11:41:42	3

	"Excuse me, are you with the US Latrine Corps?" 22/04/11 10:03:08	3

	Changing of the guard in Diddyland. 22/04/11 10:00:37	3

	"Take five Antonio, the drag from the tin cans is sapping my strength." 13/04/11 11:49:20	3

	There was just enough seating to hold a large conference. 26/03/11 11:09:41	3

	Pamela's job was to drive Saudi Arabia's richest oil sheik around his bathroom. 19/03/11 14:37:31	3

	Myopic Meg would be charged later with cock sucking in public. 05/03/11 11:00:17	3

	Another WC Fields picture. 16/02/11 11:15:27	3

	Jenny form the block 31/01/11 7:41:32	3

	Ant and Dec were destined to be high-fliers from an early age. 27/01/11 11:26:36	3

	Prototype of the Morris Marina 20/01/11 16:01:13	3

	You can't beat a gift of Harvey Smith's Bristol Cream 02/01/11 13:09:03	3

	When asked what temperature they thought it was, most of the runners said it felt like minus two below. 24/12/10 17:43:13	3

	There was a gripping match on TV 20/12/10 17:17:22	3

last comments (total: 23)

hee hee had to do it mate sorry :)

Craig Eddie

25/05/11
3:14pm

comment on caption:
Lionbacker

Sorry everyone, it's not a bear. [Len]

At least you spelt grammar correctly. So many people spell it with an er at the end and thus any argument falls flat on its face!

James Fotheringham

25/05/11
4:14pm

comment on caption:
Lionbacker

Sorry everyone, it's not a bear. [Len]

Word up... That's my home team!

SHA SHA

27/05/11
5:14am

comment on caption:
Lionbacker

Sorry everyone, it's not a bear. [Len]

your wish is my command.

That was seriously cheesy.

[anon]

11/06/11
2:09pm

comment on caption:
"I wish, I wish, I wish somebody would vote for my captions" [Len]

Agreed. Thought it might be gouda enough for one vote but it did whey better than I expected.

Len

18/06/11
12:45pm

comment on caption:
"I wish, I wish, I wish somebody would vote for my captions" [Len]

"first rule" captions seem to be popular..

Guido van der Velden

24/06/11
12:50pm

comment on caption:
Margaret had broken the first rule of parachute jumping - wear a parachute. [Len]

Congratulations Len. With 50 you're the highest-scoring person in the weekly competition since records began in Jan 2010. And we've not even got to the end of the week. Good stuff!

Chris Beach

(admin)

15/07/11
5:43pm

comment on caption:
Sam never missed any scraps thrown from the table. [Len]

Thanks Chris. I thought Ron and myself had a chance the other week but we finished just short on 49 and 48 respectively. Plenty of new people around who aren't afraid to vote which helps. Site is going from strength to strength, long may it last.

Len

15/07/11
6:20pm

comment on caption:
Sam never missed any scraps thrown from the table. [Len]

Most excellent scoring indeed. Well done Len.

Joe T

17/07/11
10:55am

comment on caption:
Sam never missed any scraps thrown from the table. [Len]

Thanks Joe. A freak week to be honest.

Len

17/07/11
1:12pm

comment on caption:
Sam never missed any scraps thrown from the table. [Len]

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