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	Coming Soon 20/10/23 19:00:58	27

	lol "The good news is we haven't replaced your job with extremely complex and sophisticated AI robotics" "And the bad news?" 17/11/23 20:14:43	24

	lol Canada has the world's highest wage for paper rounds. 20/12/23 20:15:27, edited: 21/12/23 15:09:50, suggested edits	22

	clever Mick Taylor regrets leaving the Rolling Stones. 01/10/23 11:04:45	22

	That magpie has 20 medals. Never seen battle. He just likes collecting shiny things. 17/11/23 12:07:00	20

	"The toilet is key to this. Otherwise, we'd have nothing to go on." 03/11/23 12:04:15	20

	I'm so hungry I could eat a lettuce. 13/02/24 20:18:07	19

	clever Do you know what we do to rats? 17/11/24 12:05:28	18

	"I'm still adjusting to no longer working from home." 27/02/24 20:08:30	18

	When you ask a blonde on a train if she wants to hang out. 09/11/23 20:25:49	18

	That rain was in tents 03/09/24 11:01:28	17

	The Choker 30/09/23 11:07:12	17

	Draw me like one of your Essex girls 13/09/24 11:21:09	16

	It doesn't take a genius to work that out. 12/08/24 7:03:54	16

	"Now if we turn them over we might be able to see the artist's mark." 12/02/24 20:02:26	16

	"Contenderrrrs ready!?" 16/01/24 20:11:51	16

	"How does it feel to be so close to death?" "What are you talking about? I'm about a thousand feet from death." 20/11/23 20:21:25	16

	Has bins 31/10/23 8:02:23	16

	"Do they come in packs?" 28/09/23 19:06:52	16

	Wimbledon Chimpionship 14/05/24 11:02:54	15

	Alfridge Hitchcock 23/10/23 11:12:34	15

	It was a tough upbringing. I still have flushbacks. 15/09/23 19:02:12	15

	Pied Pooper 27/01/24 12:07:37	14

	The suspense is keeping him alive. 21/11/23 12:13:56	14

	"It's wrong on so many levels" 29/10/23 12:00:59	14

	"Ever wondered where oat milk comes from?" 26/10/23 19:01:00	1 14
Dressed to express. --Karyn Harrison
	Cannibal exclaims: "If those are real body parts, I'll eat my hat!" 04/10/23 11:05:59	14

	creative x2 "Could you all say 'baa' again please?" ... "Number 2! Number 2 was the one who attacked me." 13/10/24 11:06:26	1 13
I'd be in stitches if they all had to repeat "Hand me the fucking keys, you cock sucker"Certainly with one of them there'd maybe be a raised eyebrow. --Glyn Evans
	The human releases a jet of brown as a stink defence. 04/11/23 20:09:49	13

	Loved by cereal killers. 30/10/23 20:00:16	13

	Cereal killer 07/10/23 11:02:16	1 13

	It's growing on me. 25/09/23 11:00:20	13

	lol "Dave, can't you just admit this was a bad idea and pay the congestion charge." 14/09/23 11:31:42	13

	Van Scoff Wed 12:04:26	12

	Madam, it's not just my ears I inherited from my father. 07/09/23 19:19:40, edited: 07/09/23 19:22:58	12

	clever Beach Puggies 21/10/24 11:04:48	11

	creative clever 🎵 One Gooollllden Retriever Four Budgerigars Three Finches Two Cockatiels And a hamster with a paw flea 🎵 17/02/24 20:30:11	1 11
This made me laugh I dunno what it even means >:D --Karen McDonald
	Pornrows 08/01/24 8:03:42	11

	"Can it teleport a pear?" "No, only apples." 30/12/23 20:01:08	11

	"You should see my face when she hops on my organ." 14/11/23 20:31:45	11

	Chair-spray 16/10/23 19:10:58	11

	Disability benefits. 03/10/23 11:11:32	11

	Teletabbies 10/05/24 10:17:16	10

	Geoff Hearse 14/02/24 12:02:21	10

	A hard act to follow 20/10/23 19:08:24	10

	🎵 Why do birds suddenly have rears 🎵 17/10/23 19:32:29	10

	Lactoast 23/09/23 19:05:14	10

	clever The last time I saw something that was too hot to handle for a black smith, Chris Rock was hosting the Oscars. 13/01/24 20:14:42	9

	"How did you die Mr Ghost?" "Sewer side." 23/11/23 20:04:53	9

	"You're gonna let a skunk boss you around? You've got no balls." "And whose fault is that?" 21/11/23 20:04:18, edited: 21/11/23 20:13:01	9

	"We would have won the war too, if it wasn't for this medalling kid." 30/10/23 8:01:20, edited: 30/10/23 8:34:06	9

	Mare-maid 29/10/23 20:29:10	9

	"Not an issue for me. I live on the 6th floor but I couldn't even select the second with my genitalia." 29/10/23 12:03:19, edited: 29/10/23 23:49:36	1 9

	Wedding Splasher 29/09/23 19:21:07	9

	No point crying over it. 27/11/24 12:13:00	8

	"How do you know it's Piers Morgan's house?" "It's clearly home to a colossal arsehole." 05/09/24 19:25:01, edited: 05/09/24 19:26:44	8

	Wooly Jumper 12/08/24 11:02:34	8

	"As far as I can see, there are just two things in here that are soft and absorbent. So, I really suggest you stop eating that." 02/08/24 19:09:15	8

	Shriek and Donkey 23/12/23 8:01:34	8

	sigh Now I know why they call him Dr. Dolittle. 14/12/23 20:25:36	8

	Make-A-Nightmare Foundation 24/10/23 11:10:01	8

	Family Tree 03/10/23 19:00:13	8

	Stalactights 23/09/23 11:31:34	8

	choc-a-block 09/02/24 20:01:28	7

	Ironically when I gave this to my wife for our anniversary, she had a meltdown. 01/11/23 20:06:07	7

	creative "Firstly, I resent being called a 'show-off'. Secondly, the fish I caught was this big..." 04/10/23 19:27:29	7

	Lardy Liberty 05/12/24 20:03:52	6

	Putting your decorations up before December? You know what, they were right about you. You really are a monster! 23/11/24 20:28:58, edited: 23/11/24 20:30:02	6

	Children commemorate Remembrance Day with trench foot 28/10/24 12:13:15	6

	Is it just me or have twixes gotten smaller? 03/10/24 11:16:15	6

	"Do I have to explain the rules again? You can't eat the pieces, Arnie." 29/06/24 11:11:08	6

	creative You think the face drawn on the carrot is rubbish. But, then you see the efforts of those kids at Gorsey Bank Primary School. 12/01/24 12:07:13, edited: 12/01/24 12:09:16	1 6
I have to say you've thought outside the box and shall be rewarded... --Julia Kinsey
	Barkbeque 05/11/23 20:02:07, edited: 05/11/23 20:08:37	6

	I was the same when I first got my smart meter. 22/10/23 19:07:11	6

	Mus-turd gas 21/10/23 19:02:14	1 6

	"...crap! Not again. I've loaded the gun with coco pops." 07/10/23 11:26:28	6

	creative "Eugene loved to torment his family. He'd died in 2013." 06/10/23 20:03:48	5 6
Thank you Karyn I appreciate the generosity but I only needed the oneI've donated the rest back to you and I'll donate the one I've just used when I earn it 😉 --Glyn Evans
	"If you want to know who I think done it. I reckon it was Curiosity." 02/10/23 19:20:23	6

	A eunuch take on business. 02/10/23 11:08:14	6

	Step 1: Grow a penis. 02/10/23 11:03:55	6

	Homer Invasion 27/09/23 11:00:30	6

	Smart ass 07/09/23 19:02:39	6

	The crowd went wild! 03/12/24 20:02:43	5

	Amazonian tribe that made first contact with civilization on Tuesday, beats England in qualifier on Thursday 17/10/24 19:08:01, edited: 17/10/24 19:10:40	5

	"I only regret that I have but nine lives to give for my country." 26/05/24 10:27:44	1 5

	Point Beak 08/05/24 19:14:03	5

	"Wow! It's even better than your drawing of Kate Winslet." 26/01/24 1:34:04	1 5

	🎵 I got no eyes, I got no nose I got no fingers, I got no toes.. 🎵 10/01/24 20:08:25	5

	Uranus de Milo 03/01/24 12:02:46	5

	"I haven't seen that much sh*t come out of a fox since Laurence appeared on Question Time." 31/10/23 20:17:11	5

	"We love this job. Sure, the salary isn't great. But, the tips are amazing." 31/10/23 9:08:13	5

	Wool War I 25/10/23 10:56:17	5

	Camo-khazi 21/10/23 19:05:39	5

	New Release 20/10/23 19:01:05	5

	Horse and carp 18/10/23 11:09:07	5

	Bite the bullet. 07/10/23 11:04:28	5

	clever Antiwaxxer 17/09/23 20:21:03	5

	clever The world before Isaac Newton. 17/09/23 19:24:17	5

	When you've got a Huw Edwards tattoo on your neck. 09/09/23 11:23:06	5

	Haramble 11/07/24 19:05:40	4

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last comments (total: 25)

Creative 😄 (I have no super votes to spare but totally would have chucked you one if I had)

Glyn Evans

07/10/23
11:22am

comment on caption:
"Eugene loved to torment his family. He'd died in 2013." [Brian Butterfield]

Thank you, Glyn. Your comment made me feel even happier than a super vote could 😊

(caption author)

07/10/23
11:35am

comment on caption:
"Eugene loved to torment his family. He'd died in 2013." [Brian Butterfield]

I've sent you some supervotes, Glyn.

Karyn Harrison

07/10/23
11:49am

comment on caption:
"Eugene loved to torment his family. He'd died in 2013." [Brian Butterfield]

Thank you Karyn I appreciate the generosity but I only needed the one

I've donated the rest back to you and I'll donate the one I've just used when I earn it 😉

Glyn Evans

08/10/23
7:28am

comment on caption:
"Eugene loved to torment his family. He'd died in 2013." [Brian Butterfield]

If that's what you prefer, Glyn. Should you wish to borrow any supervotes in the future, just say the word.

Karyn Harrison

08/10/23
12:16pm

comment on caption:
"Eugene loved to torment his family. He'd died in 2013." [Brian Butterfield]

His victims were all Killed at The Breakfast Club.

[anon]

09/10/23
3:13pm

comment on caption:
Cereal killer [Brian Butterfield]

This is why I don't 'Relish' the thought, of Cleaning the Men's John.

[anon]

22/10/23
3:04am

comment on caption:
Mus-turd gas [Brian Butterfield]

"Yes, and there's no point paying the children proper wages, as children don't properly understand the concept of money. It's much better that as adults we spend it for them, children trust responsible adults like us to spend their money for them, it's what they would want"

Glyn Evans

26/10/23
7:45am