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	For the love of God Victoria, please eat something. 08/06/12 19:06:33	22

	For safety of other drivers I think we should put a few cones out. 12/07/12 10:18:32	1 21

	For the last time PISS OFF. I am not Susan Boyle. She lives 2 doors down. 20/05/12 19:09:02	20

	Anne Frank enjoys a nice day out. 21/12/11 11:05:34	9 20

	Do you take plastic? 20/09/11 10:02:38	1 19

	Worst Scooby Doo villain hiding place ever. 05/04/12 10:01:41	18

	Even in Amsterdam the January sales threw up some special offers. 12/01/12 11:03:48	1 18

	I spy with my little eye something beginning with F. 08/06/12 10:02:49	1 17

	Get off the road ya muppet. 04/10/11 10:03:28	17

	Klaus the German sports fan stakes his place at the finishing line to the 2012 Olympics marathon race. 22/03/12 11:15:31	1 15

	Tim waits for snow man 02/03/12 20:27:01	15

	Frank, give us a hand, Jack has got his head stuck in the shopping trolley again. 10/12/11 20:03:25	3 15

	Scottish syndicate wins £5 in the lottery. 06/06/12 20:50:14	14

	Jack brings his concrete surf board into the Dragons Den hoping for a £100K investment for a 2% stake in his company. 15/05/12 10:10:42	13

	Geppetto hoped it was only a phase Pinocchio was going through. 06/09/11 10:48:38	1 13

	Rangers unveil ambitious plans for a new stand at Ibrox. 06/05/12 10:01:02	12

	I hear you are a swinger. 24/03/12 11:01:41	12

	We may need to call in Super Nanny. 09/01/12 11:02:52	12

	Do you take plastic. Yes and rubber. 30/12/11 20:03:54	12

	Frank was so ugly even the tide wouldn't take him out. 03/10/11 11:51:53	12

	Do you have protection? Ya, I'm doing you in the shade of a tree. 31/07/12 10:03:09	11

	Residents in that part of Geneva where The Large Hadron Collider passes could tell when it was switched on. 10/04/12 11:43:24	3 11

	....You took a fine time to leave me loose heel...... 21/01/12 11:13:11	11

	I swear to God I posted that caption before I read the other ones. 05/01/12 20:15:18	11

	Do you fancy a bone? No, I have a headache. 07/08/11 10:06:17	11

	Quackadder 27/07/11 10:05:06	11

	Finding Nemo just became a whole lot easier. 30/06/11 7:56:34	1 11

	HeBrew 23/05/11 10:01:48	11

	Did you pack this luggage yourself sir? 30/07/12 19:29:33	10

	Ahh fuck, here comes Michael Barrymore. 19/07/12 10:56:25	2 10

	It's not yew, it's me. 08/07/12 19:05:54	10

	"Can I get 2 hake and a mackerel please?" "20 past 3 love." 22/06/12 19:44:15	1 10

	...and i would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those pesky meddling kids 08/03/12 11:08:28	10

	Text the sheep will you and tell them to come down off the hill. 07/08/11 10:11:58	10

	For goodness sake Maureen. Not every seat you sit on has a commode. 20/06/11 10:11:26	4 10

	trust me, it's what your grandmother would have wanted. 13/07/12 19:16:23	9

	Sorry lads, can't let you in, no open toe sandals. 28/04/12 19:03:31	9

	Frank, did you leave the landing light on again? 23/01/12 20:28:15	9

	Ebay, the early days. 18/01/12 20:08:14	9

	Katrina and the Waves 18/12/11 11:44:11	9

	The staff at the Russian doll factory are given a well earned day out. 07/12/11 20:35:21	9

	He just fell in with the wrong cloud. 08/09/11 10:31:39	9

	Hello Room Service? I hope you have a pen. 01/09/11 10:03:38	9

	Frank, you better put some toilet rolls in the fridge. 25/08/11 10:00:54	9

	In hindsight, Jesus regretted not opting for the lethal injection. 21/08/11 14:31:57	9

	Traffic island 29/06/11 10:01:25	1 9

	I'm OK as long as they don't bring back the pole tax. 01/05/12 11:25:05	8

	A bird in the hand is worth a poo in the bush. 14/04/12 10:28:16	8

	A young James May never turned his nose up to free top gear. 09/03/12 20:12:48	8 8
Yes, but not a lot! --F Mackay
	Maureen, why are those donkeys crying? 08/03/12 20:11:56	8

	crouching tiger, hidden tripod 27/02/12 20:08:29	8

	Frank's folding skills went unappreciated at the Resource Center for Blind People. 15/12/11 11:05:37	8

	Don't fancy searching for the black box. 15/08/11 19:23:44	1 8

	Ladies, do you mind moving, the tide is trying to come in. 18/07/11 10:09:23	2 8

	Golden receiver. 08/07/11 10:03:23	8

	Antiques roadshow 2045. 17/09/12 7:56:46	7

	Nixon - The Trailer 07/07/12 10:08:52	1 7

	Cheeseus Christ, it's a miracle!!!! 03/07/12 10:02:31	2 7

	Johnny, go in and ask Mr Jones nicely if you can have your boomerang back. 10/06/12 10:05:05	7

	Worst cremation ever. 09/06/12 19:12:26	4 7

	A new Ann Summers's branch. 08/06/12 19:13:15	7

	Right lads. 2 more minutes before our shifts starts. please finish your cigarettes. 08/06/12 10:01:09	7

	'Pimp My Statue' was dropped by MTV after just 6 episodes. 18/05/12 10:03:26	7

	Last time I go to bloody specsavers. 04/05/12 10:05:56	7

	If Quentin Tarantino directed 'Honey, I've Shrunk The Kids". 27/04/12 10:05:28	7

	Years have not been kind to Ian Brown. 06/04/12 19:02:59	1 7

	Yes hello, we were looking to speak to someone about getting our gastric bands loosened. 18/01/12 11:03:38	7

	Tea's up 21/09/11 10:01:47	7

	Frank, would you consider moving over to Marlborough lights? 08/09/11 10:06:43	7

	"I think the baby needs changing". "I so hope it is the baby". 22/08/11 10:18:41	7

	Geoff Boycock 20/08/11 10:07:26	7

	OK, I'm ready, turn on the current. 29/07/11 10:02:51	1 7

	Switzerland's worst assisted suicide clinic. 16/06/11 10:37:06	2 7

	Grandfathers for justice. 10/02/11 11:29:26	7

	Agent Nora to base, Agent Nora to base. No sign of terrorists here in the park. Will proceed to the post office as soon as I catch my breath. 06/05/10 10:35:36	1 7

	Maureen, did you leave the landing light on again? 15/04/10 10:10:53	2 7

	Darth Vader's conjoined twins in the waiting room of their consulting plastic surgeon. 25/07/12 10:16:46	2 6

	I love women but I couldn't finish a whole one 17/07/12 19:04:54	6

	Worlds worst cat neutering service. 19/06/12 11:01:36	6

	Italian Cruise Ship Captain Training School. 01/05/12 10:02:23	6

	The writing was on the wall for this relationship. 27/01/12 11:00:29	6

	combined harvesters. 05/01/12 11:01:01	6

	For the love of Christ Frank would you ever install that extractor fan that you have been promising me for years. 02/01/12 20:11:02	6

	Heather Mills prepares another charity bag. 07/12/11 11:02:35	6

	Art Attack 31/10/11 11:02:04	6

	and in a couple of nights time this will become St Elmo's fire. 30/10/11 14:10:43	6

	Shortly after finishing the last song on the CD, Jedward's song writers sign a suicide pact. 13/10/11 19:26:16	6

	ok what was it again, www.ratemyshite.co.uk 06/10/11 10:02:04	6

	A deb you taunt. 28/09/11 15:19:38	6

	This can of coke better be cold. 07/09/11 11:48:57	6

	Jay Leno in HD is pulled after one show. 03/09/11 21:24:22	6

	After this latest incident George Michael is banned from the Pimms tent for life. 20/08/11 10:09:47	6

	Jimmy Nail 05/08/11 10:01:53	6

	Sorry Doctor, ink blot test or no ink blot test, all I see is a man training a horse. 04/08/11 10:58:57	6

	As usual at the annual cannibals lunch they fight over the bill. 27/07/11 10:03:07	6

	Shortly after this scene Judith Chalmers and her stunt double was dropped from "Wish You Were Here". 18/07/11 10:30:15	6

	Worst orthodontist ever. 13/07/11 10:19:50	6

	Tastes like dog poo and smells like dog poo. Lucky I didn't step in it. 24/06/11 10:07:48	1 6

	World glory hole championships begin in Tokyo. 11/05/11 10:01:01	6

	If you can't find the spatula use the fork Luke. 25/02/11 11:48:53	6

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Cheeky!

Lisa Nelson

10/06/12
6:36pm

comment on caption:
Worst cremation ever. [Joe T]

The more you read it, the funnier it gets.

John Glover

22/06/12
7:51pm

comment on caption:
"Can I get 2 hake and a mackerel please?"
"20 past 3 love." [Joe T]

I believe in Cheeses of Criccieth.

Michael Winner

03/07/12
10:24am

comment on caption:
Cheeseus Christ, it's a miracle!!!! [Joe T]

Praise the Lard!

Linda D

03/07/12
10:24am

comment on caption:
Cheeseus Christ, it's a miracle!!!! [Joe T]

wrong state of head.

[anon]

07/07/12
4:30pm

comment on caption:
Nixon - The Trailer [Joe T]

'Topped himself has been done twice at 11:29 and 11:30, but the hundreds and thousands idea on its own is actually better. What about something like 'The witnesses were in the hundreds and thousands', but, you know, better than that example.

Michael Winner

12/07/12
10:11am

comment on caption:
He appears to be covered in hundreds and thousand. I think he may have topped himself.
[Joe T]

This is an oldie but a goodie

Chris Beach

(admin)

12/07/12
10:14am

comment on caption:
He appears to be covered in hundreds and thousand. I think he may have topped himself.
[Joe T]

True, and also, someone voted for it whilst I was writing my comment, so my point is moot.

Michael Winner

12/07/12
10:18am

comment on caption:
He appears to be covered in hundreds and thousand. I think he may have topped himself.
[Joe T]

There was a caption saying he topped himself, and a separate one mentioning the culprit getting away with hundreds and thousands.

I voted for this - I didn't think it was a direct copy as it puts two solid but separate ideas together and makes them both better.

Linda D

12/07/12
10:21am

comment on caption:
He appears to be covered in hundreds and thousand. I think he may have topped himself.
[Joe T]

I'd like it even more if it just said - I think we should put a few cones out

John Llamas

12/07/12
10:25am

comment on caption:
For safety of other drivers I think we should put a few cones out. [Joe T]

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