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	lol x3 clever Wally's swollen testicles were becoming a concern. 09/12/16 15:09:17	14 23
Yeah truly fantastic caption --Petey Bee
	Welcome to the Peek District. 26/11/12 20:04:46	1 19

	Jack muscle 08/08/12 19:03:27	19

	creative Jane would often shy away from crowds as she was conscious of her cheap prosthetic leg. 23/04/14 11:09:11	18

	Monastery of Sound 07/10/12 19:26:49	1 18

	Unfortunately the lead singer had taken a vow of silence. 07/10/12 19:18:43	18

	Quick draw Macaw 19/12/12 14:43:22	17

	Zebra crossings are rapidly disappearing across South African highways. 11/01/17 12:10:10	16

	Swollen joints 15/04/14 19:07:21	16

	lol creative x2 Quack den found on Jonathan Ross' farm 18/01/13 20:26:59	1 16

	lol x2 creative Ever since someone pulled off Dave the fly's wings, he made a living as a taxi driver. 15/01/13 20:34:25	16

	creative Welcome to another episode of Fleece Camera Action 12/01/13 20:19:07	16

	1 in 5 men are likely to swing both ways 13/12/12 20:48:22	1 16

	Mask-a-raid 31/10/11 11:22:59	15

	Sub Woofer 13/09/11 14:52:36	1 15

	"Hi, I'm Larry. My hobbies include smoking loads of weed and rescuing stray cats". 24/03/21 12:56:32	1 15
Fur fox sake, what kind of cat is that? --Willie Johnson
	Ben sailed through his driving test. 21/04/14 7:15:45	14


lol x3 08/01/13 17:01:24		2 14

	Police have reclined to comment. 01/09/12 19:25:59	1 14

	He shoots... He snores 19/04/14 11:11:58	3 13
Thanks Pete, I don't watch or listen to football etc, that's why it went right over my head and not between the posts. --John Glover
	creative x3 A cat stuck in a tree can easily be turned into a game of Catplunk by taking turns to remove branches. 12/01/13 12:27:37	1 13

	clever It happened so fast that he hadn't yet realised his bicycle had been stolen. 20/12/14 23:50:05	1 13
Top Notch !!! --Mick Nolan
	He was a fret to the public. 21/02/14 14:09:51	12

	creative Obama now claiming to have a Native American birth certificate 21/01/13 20:31:25	12

	creative Seiko-path 13/01/13 11:12:59	12

	creative Luke was receiving Ink capacity benefits 07/01/13 20:28:42	12

	On the tin of paint it said to put on several coats. 27/08/12 19:44:59	12

	He was showing a total lacquer respect towards the community. 31/10/11 11:20:16	12

	Tour guide sacked after caught eating insulation from Eiffel Tower. 23/10/11 10:06:07	12

	Susan's meal presentations were always very melondramatic. 06/01/15 20:09:16	11

	He didn't want to use the toll bridge because he had toupee 03/05/14 9:52:21	11

	"Do you dig graves?" "They're alright, yeah" 14/04/14 7:53:44	11

	Not so Sunny and Chair 01/02/14 20:53:21	11

	Janet had the kind of body that could stop traffic. 22/11/12 20:10:37	1 11

	Wendy was a wonderful stepmum 01/11/12 20:23:07	11

	He had managed to hold the sign all day long, but evidently he couldn't hold his bladder. 26/08/12 11:05:20	11

	Clive ordered a bloody Mary on the rocks 09/04/14 20:56:32	10

	With no food in the cupboards, Peter looked in the back of the freezer and managed to find an onion ring and a gherkin for his tea. 21/03/14 12:15:53	10

	"Do you know anyone who can drain my boiler?" "Jerry can" 19/03/14 13:42:57	10

	"It's absolute chaos" said one resident. "I've never seen anything like this happen in the village" exclaimed an old pensioner. Police are appealing to anyone who has information regarding who did the poo on the traffic island at the High street junction. 03/12/12 17:05:52	2 10

	Later on, down the pub: "Yeah, I fucked a few models back at my place last night." 28/11/12 21:13:31	10

	The modern art competition was won by a whisker 10/11/12 11:32:18	10

	"Ok Tom, when I let go of the handlebars you have to keep your balance, are you ready?.... Tom?". 10/10/11 10:10:33	10

	It was always a nightmare finding somewhere to park outside the Penis Extension Clinic. 23/01/11 22:57:06	10

	Sneezeburger and chips 10/01/15 12:53:09	9

	Ulcer Unionist Party 17/04/14 9:28:31	9

	🎵 Teenage mutant needs a girdle 🎵 19/02/14 21:54:39	9

	Railway sleeper 01/01/13 12:04:25	9

	Field hospital 13/10/12 19:03:02	9

	Do not feed the toilet ducks 02/09/12 8:14:20	9

	Kermit was being chased by the Fozz. 04/10/11 14:45:36	9

	That's the last time I ask Jonathan Ross if he can get me any crack. 05/07/11 17:04:39	9

	creative Eelectric windows 01/02/15 13:53:23	8

	"You think that's cool? Come and see my vag patch..." 05/04/14 19:22:12	8

	Mike woke up with a Red Stripe on his arse. 25/03/14 20:17:10	8

	She was later arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack. 26/02/14 22:36:43	1 8
Where? --Dev B
	Watch Tower 13/01/13 10:55:40	1 8

	Son flower 02/01/13 20:03:15	8

	It was a further 3 miles walk home and Amir was doing a fine job of holding his shit in. 03/10/12 19:27:48	1 8

	He was later arrested for kerb crawling. 26/10/11 21:57:59	8

	Baked Bean 19/09/21 8:20:24	7

	Halo-gen lighting. 13/01/15 13:06:47	7

	🎵 Hit the road Yak and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more. 🎵 11/01/15 13:15:08	7

	Bugsy Merlot 23/04/14 19:05:11	1 7
Brilliant! --Michael Winner
	Police are urging the public to report any suspicious looking packages. 21/04/14 11:23:21	7

	This week, Jack's pot is huge with a double roll over 15/04/14 19:26:09	7

	Deep Fat Friar 04/04/14 12:36:17	7

	Fleece escort 12/01/13 20:01:04	7

	Skinhead 14/08/12 13:32:15	7

	"You said you were hiring a Porsche for our wedding". "No, I said porch......It's nice isn't it?". 09/11/11 12:51:06	2 7

	Crack peddler. 21/05/11 20:59:32	7

	8.00pm BBC2. Walking with dinosaurs. 24/10/09 11:01:29	7

	Alan Davies and Kate Moss in their sleeping bags 15/04/14 19:14:19	6

	"Granny's got an apple stuck in her mouth" "Quickly, pat her on the back"... ..."Not that hard!!" 07/04/14 8:04:44	6

	Vanity Hair 10/01/13 18:08:06	6

	Gnome Alone 23/12/12 12:20:24	6

	Kim Basin-singer 17/09/12 19:12:24	6

	He was having a Wii fit 19/08/12 10:10:22	6

	Geoff was caught lying by his girlfriend, so she packed her bags and hit the road. 26/10/11 21:39:54	6

	Kevin was looking in good shape for the drag race finals. 02/10/11 10:34:35	6

	"Yes officer, this guy just pulled up and put his cow on my roof then drove off. I thought how bloody dairy?". 27/09/11 20:48:07	6

	Janet was aviary strange woman. 13/07/11 21:38:32	6

	"We've come to complain about the noise, can you keep the racket down please?". 04/07/11 10:12:12	6

	The only way Billy could communicate with other people was by using fowl language. 02/07/11 0:45:53	6

	Great wicket keeper, shit at running though. 19/08/21 15:42:02	6

	Spot the dog shit competition 02/12/14 20:22:33	6

	Moor-a Batty 18/11/14 12:47:43	6

	Many Koreans skip their breakfast in the morning. 13/11/09 11:12:59	1 2 10

	After searching the house, the only thing the burglars could find of value was the 50p left by the tooth fairy, they just had to get it without waking Laura. 16/01/15 10:03:37	5

	It wasn't the first time Mike had jazzed all over Lucy. 14/01/15 10:32:11	5

	It wasn't the first time Brian had pulled his organ out in public. 16/12/14 21:17:47	5

	Arthur could still smell Ethel on his fingers, he practically reeked of her. 16/12/14 12:34:09	5

	"Excuse me, could you tell me what hairstyle that is?" "A frayed knot" 14/12/14 11:11:33	5

	Men be bathing badly. 30/09/14 21:25:29	5

	Madam and Steve 23/07/14 11:12:30	5

	Chronological disorder 04/12/13 16:11:25	5

	"You better not be sniffing the bath salts again Dave... Dave you in there?" 03/12/13 20:37:57	5

	Ditch hiker 17/01/13 23:52:37	5

	creative The Time Team carbon dated it all the way back to 1987. 12/01/13 10:38:27	5

	There was never a shortage of cocaine at Charlie Sheen's pool parties. 05/12/12 20:02:46	5