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	lol x2 Catching the bouquet is risky when the bride is an Olympic shot-putter 25/01/24 12:06:35	19

	lol The Retailer Formerly Known as Prince. 22/01/23 22:35:34, edited: 11:25:20, suggested edits	18

	Dave enjoyed a cuppa with his flatmate. 30/05/22 19:00:06, edited: 02/08/22 15:38:29	13

	Sorry I'm late, miss, my cat ate my home 04/01/24 12:13:40, edited: 04/01/24 12:13:45	8

	“Not only did it recharge my pacemaker, but it also cured my erectile dysfunction and evened up the tan on my nipples” Amazing, what you can learn on YouTube 28/03/22 12:06:00, edited: 06/08/22 17:20:24	8

	Shameless - Nativity Special, Channel 5, 9pm 09/12/12 12:07:05, edited: 01/10/23 20:56:11, suggested edits	-1 8

	The promise of Farmer Giles' genetically-modified cock turned out to be a disappointment for his wife. 07/02/24 20:03:34, edited: 07/02/24 20:04:32	7

	“Your new Silicone Multi-Orifice Love Bunny will be delivered in discreet packaging” 31/05/22 11:39:08	7

	Look, I'm not critiquing your skill as a taxidermist. I just don't think Mittens wanted to live on as a novelty toilet brush. 25/05/22 19:00:24	7

	Sharia Law comes to the UK, with Hilarious Consequences! Channel 5, 9pm 14/09/15 11:00:35	7

	Under controlled conditions, army recruits are exposed to 5 minutes of "Mrs Brown's Boys" to test their mental resilience. Only 15% of recruits successfully pass this phase of training. 17/05/24 11:02:25, edited: 17/05/24 11:05:03	6

	Nine out of ten cats prefer you don't drive over their eyes 26/06/21 11:00:27	6

	Boldly going where no intellectual property infringement has gone before 23/05/24 11:01:38	5

	Dave couldn't indulge his particular taste in porn until he hit international waters 04/09/23 11:02:25, edited: 04/09/23 11:11:01	5

	Yesterday we learnt how everyone's a winner, and it's the taking part that counts. Today, kids, we're going to learn about real life. 26/01/23 12:09:27, edited: 26/01/23 12:39:04	1 5


creative 22/11/21 8:37:09		5

	The All Blacks, having mellowed over the years, began their matches with "Kumbaya" round the camp fire 21/02/12 23:36:55	5

	Essex, where 9/10 recruits fail the Army's basic IQ test 08/01/13 20:10:44	4

	I find your lack of ID disturbing 13/03/11 11:06:20	4

	Fans gritted their teeth through new plot twists in Lost Season 10 15/11/10 11:38:46	4

	It costa life 15/09/12 13:07:53	3

	A unicorn dies for every "Horny" caption on this photo 20/04/12 10:07:41	3

	Olympic road closures affecting your commute? London mayor Boris Johnson demonstrates alternatives 21/02/12 12:09:32	3

	The Amy Winehouse Diet was deadly effective 03/12/11 21:11:18	3

	Phodography 15/04/11 10:02:32	3

	Nan, have you PYSL? 01/11/10 23:57:55	1 3

	Yes, I know your Marine Corps mates will be there, but for god's sake, it's a parents evening! 01/10/23 11:01:50, edited: 01/10/23 11:05:47	3

	When sunlight combines with rain it makes a rainbow. When unemployment combines with Labour voter, it makes this: 06/09/23 19:03:37, edited: 23/09/23 16:27:23	2 3

	Delivery for Mr Berlusconi 17/02/23 20:11:11	3

	“And your heads look like little planets too, how adorable!” 19/11/21 8:02:31	3

	clever Say what you will about Korea, but their livestock transport regulation is second to none 12/05/21 11:00:03	3


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	Skimp My Ride 06/01/24 15:42:38	2

	The Royal Equine Tooth Flossing ceremony left tourists feeling taken aback 14/11/23 10:38:01, edited: 14/11/23 10:43:18	2

	Barney was a proud member of dating website "Touch the Rainbow." Sadly there were no other members. 06/09/23 19:18:51, edited: 06/09/23 19:23:06	2

	TV adverts for cats seemed to feature a disproportionate number of mixed-race couples. 25/01/23 13:51:12, edited: 25/01/23 14:06:54	2

	Tibbles and Mittens interrupted their howling standoff to briefly celebrate Tibbles' birthday. 25/01/23 12:11:25, edited: 25/01/23 12:26:37	2

	Keir Starmer hoped PartyGate would distract from DuctTapeBunnyDominationGate, but when the photo leaked onto the web... 31/05/22 11:02:02	2

	Jurassicland Paris.. less authentic than Jurassic World, but a fraction of the entry fee. 25/04/22 11:08:57	1 2
But is it entertaining? You bet Jurassic is! --Willie Johnson
	“Can I give you a hand choosing a suit, sir?” 31/03/22 19:00:08	2

	It was going well, until the animals sobered up and remembered the food chain. 05/06/24 11:15:29, edited: 05/06/24 11:17:30	1

last comments (total: 7)

Ace! I certainly did!

Coz Mackenzie

02/11/10
12:09am

comment on caption:
Nan, have you PYSL? [Chris Beach]

Couldn't agree more. Actually I copuld but I don't like to boast. Nothing kills a subtle gag like exclamation marks, underlinings... Remember Basil Brush, 'BOOM BOOM'? About as delicate as a cricket bat with barbed wire wrapped round it to the beat of Slipknot.

Michael Monkhouse

01/08/11
8:50am

comment on tip:
Avoid the superfluous exclamation mark

I love the smell of deadpan in the morning.

Eileen M.

09/08/11
9:53pm

comment on tip:
Avoid the superfluous exclamation mark

But is it entertaining? You bet Jurassic is!

Willie Johnson

25/04/22
9:12pm

comment on caption:
Jurassicland Paris.. less authentic than Jurassic World, but a fraction of the entry fee. [Chris Beach]

Yes kids everyone's a loser except for the winner who we will crown with a laurel made out of unicorn testicles and let them take what they want and rule our magical hierarchal kingdom.

That's why murdering and enslaving your rivals is so important, we can't have them being winners. It would make all the winners feel like losers

Glyn Evans