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	Portaloo, couldn't escape if I wanted to. 09/07/12 19:00:21	23 29

	Not exactly what I had in mind when I ordered the deep pan. 10/11/12 23:24:39	20

	Excuse me while I just pop out for a little Hand Solo. 03/08/14 19:19:59	19

	Unlike most I.T. Geeks, Eddie had actually been laid. 16/06/13 21:05:37	19

	lol Jeff's nuts roasting on an open fire. 10/03/15 12:00:37	17

	The new BBC test card could only be shown after 9pm. 14/07/14 8:15:05	17

	Action Man had trouble explaining to his superiors why he got captured so often. 26/10/12 8:56:07	1 17

	"I don't care how much you love it, we're getting rid of that bloody cat." 12/10/12 12:22:07	16

	Peek-a-boob. 13/06/13 7:02:17	15

	Rather than swim the channel, Dave thought it would be easier to take the tunnel. 20/06/12 13:18:41	1 15

	Kellogg's All Brain 30/05/17 19:07:03	15

	lol Surprisingly, 4 year old Jodie won the sand sculpture competition. 19/03/15 12:29:24	15

	The terrorist attack was blamed on Summer Bed Linen. 16/07/14 7:17:37	14

	With his hands thrust deep in his pockets, Alan came quietly. 20/06/13 13:57:05	14

	Tackystani 08/09/12 9:58:17	2 14

	Woody found it difficult to cope after the Toy Story series ended. 06/09/12 11:42:29	14

	In front the car a Toy-Yoda is. 03/08/14 8:15:49	13

	Scary Poppins 31/07/14 8:37:03	13

	Terry's all gold. 14/04/14 11:43:08	13

	"Don't worry, that always happens when people see me so I come prepared." 06/11/12 9:38:35	1 13

	"Nein, I vas here first. Go und find your own sunbed." 04/09/12 11:07:27	13

	House warming party. 08/06/12 10:50:13	13

	clever It took Ben a while to realise the chimney had collapsed. 25/05/17 13:43:39	13

	lol creative clever Car driver: "Special K! I forgot the Special K, dammit." 14/07/15 8:05:15	13

	clever Cop scotch 08/05/15 11:08:38	1 13
Or an arse kicking contest --Bad Boy Dennis.
	lol x2 Too many face lifts had left Gary's scrotum in a most unfortunate place. 18/02/15 8:21:49	12

	Danny wins The Hunt For Red October 02/12/12 8:42:52	12

	Tom realised he was drunk when the wall he thought he was hanging onto for dear life turned out to be the pavement. 08/11/12 8:04:02	12

	How The NatWest Was Won 14/10/12 7:07:17	12

	Parking fine? That's very kind of you to say so. 22/09/12 7:28:39	3 12

	Innitial attempts by the BBC film crew to infiltrate the sealion colony were unsuccessful. 19/09/12 21:39:53	12

	Flushing Meadows 02/09/12 7:37:19	3 12

	C3P.O. 08/08/12 18:32:39	12

	Again, the British pole vaulter ended up nowhere. 02/08/12 10:58:49	1 12

	lol x2 "Actually its a miracle he was born at all. My husband and I nearly started a fire." 05/05/15 9:48:18	11

	creative "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. If you look out of the right hand side of the plane, that's me waving with the parachute and walkie talkie." 27/04/15 13:56:58	11

	Top things for a gynaecologist to never do - #1 03/04/15 14:33:15	1 11
whats the #1 some kind of code!! --Bad Boy Dennis.
	clever Deadline 02/04/15 20:19:40	11

	The infamous Ballamory 'bar fight' episode. 05/03/15 9:18:31	11

	Nutcracker suit 19/02/15 11:04:53	11

	A ram with a view. 24/07/14 10:22:45	11

	The protesters marched 500 miles and then they marched 500 more. 16/04/14 7:19:28	11

	Battery Ken 13/11/12 20:11:34	11

	"Jesus, this is good shit. I swear you were dead and buried a couple of days ago." 11/11/12 20:13:46	11

	DAF Vader 14/10/12 11:07:48	11

	Rabid response unit. 10/09/12 19:43:07	11

	The games on "Hole In The Wall" were definitely getting tougher. 10/09/12 8:30:23	11

	Fright attendants. 08/08/12 10:04:34	11

	Although Carl's wife understood how much he loved working at the abattoir, she wished he wouldn't keep bringing his work home with him. 29/07/14 12:11:51	10

	Lash test dummy 25/07/14 7:04:57	10

	Doris put her Stannah stair lift settings too high. 24/11/12 20:12:16	2 10

	Deep seed diver 11/11/12 8:26:39	10

	The doctor decided the illness was all in Tim's head. 09/11/12 8:26:11	10

	Broke Mac Mountain 17/09/12 7:26:00	1 10

	Sharon knew this relationship could only go safari. 10/09/12 12:12:37	1 10

	Gin Fight At The OK Corral 06/09/12 11:55:06	10

	The dangers of cooking with a deep, fat friar. 01/08/12 22:11:32	10

	"Whaddya think? Handbag too much?" 30/06/12 19:17:37	10

	Food for thought. 30/05/17 19:03:01	10

	Of all the friends, Kevin Bacon was the only one who went on to have a successful career. 08/04/16 19:44:45	10

	Cat litter 20/07/15 9:01:13	10

	clever iBod 07/05/15 11:30:17	10

	In Amsterdam cafes, no tern is left unstoned. 07/05/15 8:57:23	10

	What's tiny and hangs out your pants? 28/04/15 12:46:47	1 10
It might hang out of yours. --John Glover
	creative Suspect photographed running from the scene of the previous photo. 01/04/15 7:45:31	10

	Nintendo's first Gameboy, circa 1953. 10/03/15 12:03:01	10

	Terror wrist attack 27/05/15 22:20:24	9

	Kim was waiting to be de-floured. 06/05/15 19:05:15	9

	Traffic patrowl 07/04/15 11:48:12	9

	clever Sofa king tired. 03/03/15 20:00:17	1 9

	Prowed to be gay. 15/02/15 21:48:45	1 9
I voted for this - but just to be clear only for the caption - each to their own is my motto --Bad Boy Dennis.
	Freeze a jolly good fellow. 16/12/12 9:43:12	9

	Balfour Beatty admit it may have been a mistake getting Jean Paul Gaultier to design their new workwear. 10/12/12 8:48:01	9

	When Daisy eventually made it as a show cow and regular on Emerdale, her early career photos would come back to haunt her ... but she was young, she needed the money. 01/12/12 17:39:15	9

	The Tin Man was well oiled. 13/11/12 8:01:41	9

	"Damn you, Red Bull, you're supposed to give me wings." 30/09/12 7:55:37	9

	"Do you want fries with that?" 17/09/12 11:03:26	9

	"We're gonna need a bigger cat." 31/08/12 19:28:19	9

	Son off a beach 05/08/12 10:07:43	9

	The Lord is my German Shepherd... 01/08/12 10:24:26	9

	Technically speaking, Bill's wife was right - the car was in the garage. 10/07/12 19:02:58	9

	"Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to remember where you live and try to get there before you wet yourself. This message will self destruct in 5 seconds." 01/07/12 18:30:15	9

	Truck killed flatty puss 19/06/12 11:02:42	9

	Lily always wanted a little brother. This one would do. 06/06/17 13:42:17	8

	Gang, Nan style. 29/06/15 17:42:31	8

	Jungle gym 18/03/15 12:52:31	8

	lol "Hello, is that the Steinway dealership? I'd like to order a grand piano for delivery please." 17/03/15 9:07:28	8

	Quick, trash the place - Tracy Emin is coming for coffee. 13/03/15 12:47:16	8

	Morph bookends out of stock. 28/02/15 20:23:45	8

	Snowpiary 10/02/15 12:01:27	8

	The Retropolitan Police 04/02/15 8:00:31	8

	lol "Wheel meat again," thought the shark. 01/02/15 13:18:31	8

	The costume hid The Flash's secret identity but it couldn't hide his religion. 18/07/14 14:04:36	8

	The Michael Jackson tribute act went a bit too far. 17/06/13 19:07:15	8

	"Why yes, how did you know I was Brazilian?" 13/12/12 9:31:19	8

	A boxful of Things 14/11/12 12:19:42	8

	A keen bird spotter, Derek was looking for a Great Shag but it turned out to be just another Common Seagirl. 01/11/12 10:19:55	8

	Maureen generally bought wine by the litter. 27/09/12 12:40:05	8

	Heinz release their new 'diet' range. 27/09/12 8:41:37	8

	Dave's car was fully kitted out. 20/04/16 19:30:14	7

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Clever.

[anon]

20/06/12
5:47pm

comment on caption:
Rather than swim the channel, Dave thought it would be easier to take the tunnel. [D C]

That's a tough one for the Dupe Detector. wink

Guido van der Velden

05/07/12
7:10pm

comment on caption:
"Mmmffnnmffmmnnff." [D C]

Can someone explain it, please? I hate missing out.

[anon]

05/07/12
8:37pm

comment on caption:
"Mmmffnnmffmmnnff." [D C]

Don't be shy. Take the anon off and I'll tell you. laughing face

F Mackay

05/07/12
8:54pm

comment on caption:
"Mmmffnnmffmmnnff." [D C]

I don't take anything off until I know you ;)

[anon]

05/07/12
9:01pm

comment on caption:
"Mmmffnnmffmmnnff." [D C]

Off, off, off!

Dan Dan

05/07/12
9:06pm

comment on caption:
"Mmmffnnmffmmnnff." [D C]

I'm 42, libra and like hirsute women.

F Mackay

05/07/12
9:10pm

comment on caption:
"Mmmffnnmffmmnnff." [D C]

Hi Fraser, it's Pete. Give us a kiss and explain the fcukin' caption.

Pete

05/07/12
9:18pm

comment on caption:
"Mmmffnnmffmmnnff." [D C]

Okay Pete, follow these instruction closely. Take an object roughly the same size as the head in her mouth. It doesn't have to be an effigy of yourself, something like a large orange should do the trick. Now shove it in your gob. Next find some kind of recording device like a Panasonic RQ-2104 and hit "play" and "record" together then phone Pizza Hut and try and order a 12" deep pan super supreme. Play back the tape and it should sound roughly like "Mmmffnnmffmmnnff."

Sorry Pete, my captions have been doing rubbish so had to have some fun to cheer myself up. Here's 3 kisses, XXX, do you forgive me? (From your picture you certainly fit the hirsute description).

F Mackay

05/07/12
9:41pm

comment on caption:
"Mmmffnnmffmmnnff." [D C]

Fraser - last time you were in this mood it involved a Dog and an Orangutan and you got me then aswell

John Llamas

05/07/12
9:50pm

comment on caption:
"Mmmffnnmffmmnnff." [D C]

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