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	Stan, can't we get this removed at the hospital like normal people? 22/12/10 16:37:08	1 3

	Bringing me up here into this secluded area, oh I can see right through you. 07/12/10 13:49:18	3

	God, what have I done to my hair? thought Emma Watson. 28/11/10 13:14:44	3

	Dutchman prefers to handle small pole rather than put his finger in the dyke. 07/11/10 11:06:57	3

	A chink in the armoury. 27/10/10 16:34:51	3

	Cleric sends out flyers to promote the Islamic faith. 24/10/10 20:17:37	3

	"...and now the youngest miner comes out.....oh my God, where's his sunglasses?" 14/10/10 8:23:27	1 3

	Out of 33 there was always going to be 1 to come out in style. 13/10/10 18:17:42	1 3

	Dan didn't like what he saw in The Mirror. 27/08/10 18:53:23	3

	Female offenders out on bale. 30/07/10 10:01:09	3

	Goon with the wind. 01/07/10 18:21:53	3

	Lead singer suddenly realized he'd forgotten to plug in his air guitar. 09/06/10 17:47:11	3

	"Mummy, Daddy, look. Why's that big thing that looks like a cow running towards us?" 07/06/10 15:04:01	3

	"Not yet darling, the little trike's not asleep." 18/05/10 14:44:23	3

	You scratch your back and I'll scratch mine. 09/05/10 10:34:26	3

	That's a bit below the belt. 05/04/10 18:56:55	3

	Sub Marina. 26/03/10 22:10:15	3

	The North Circular Saw heavy traffic today. 13/03/10 14:12:34	1 3

	I put a smell on you. 07/03/10 11:19:52	3

	"I don't like Moondays" 05/03/10 17:45:49	3

	The Three Amighose. 09/02/10 19:05:42	3

	“Damn, I missed the Stargate.” 13/11/24 12:27:32	3

	Wronglers 15/10/24 19:10:06	3

	“Which one’s the black Sheep of the family?” 13/10/24 11:16:53	3

	“Balance.” 11/10/24 11:09:11	3

	Puss in Booze 23/08/24 19:03:42	3

	A couple of seconds later: “You wear a wig?” 18/08/24 11:31:11	3

	“Looks like someone’s already played Tomb Raider.” 10/08/24 11:27:14	3

	Jane Dough 03/08/24 8:18:58	3

	Close encounters of the herd kind 21/07/24 19:55:00	3

	“I’ve walked all my dogs under that bridge for over thirty years.” 02/07/24 19:44:07	3

	“Wedgwood?” “You probably could.” 30/06/24 11:05:38	3

	“Stale mate.” “My acting skills have been called worse than that asshole.” 29/06/24 12:21:17	3

	“Sorry Princess, we couldn’t get hold of a Sedan Chair.” 18/06/24 7:06:52	3

	“They belonged to Baabara Cartland.” 16/06/24 11:10:28	3

	“That’s why you should use bottled water in Sellafield.” 12/06/24 11:05:23	1 3

	In training for the Tokyo Marrowthon. 02/06/24 11:34:22	3

	“Stop storking me.” 26/05/24 7:11:04	3

	Unfortunately there was a Sudden Impact. 09/05/24 7:24:56	3

	“You need a spade, trowel and a hoe for those shoes.” 07/05/24 7:13:53	3

	Beware of geeks bearing gifts 05/05/24 7:06:48, edited: 05/05/24 7:07:50	3

	“They’re pan sexual.” 01/05/24 7:06:57	3

	One of your Fido a day. 27/04/24 11:04:16	3

	“You can’t pork there.” 18/04/24 11:03:48	3

	“Take her with a pinch of salt.” 18/04/24 7:01:42	3

	Sheepa 13/04/24 11:04:16	3

	“She’s just a flash in the pan.” 10/04/24 19:01:41	3

	“Where do yo think I should drill the drainage hole?” “Um, let me think ……. “ 03/04/24 11:24:08	3

	“Serves him right for hogging the middle lane.” 24/03/24 20:07:03	3

	Strode Tuesday 18/03/24 20:16:24	3

	“Does my bun look big in this?” 15/03/24 8:10:46	3

	Wasn’t what Joe had expected when Tina had said she had something in store for him tonight. 12/03/24 20:35:37, edited: 12/03/24 21:16:37	3

	“I said her umbilical cord would come in useful some time.” 24/02/24 8:16:05	3

	“ …….. but the Metropolitan Police are appealing for witnesses as they say they have yet to find out the cause of death.” 14/02/24 8:11:47, edited: 14/02/24 8:17:08	3

	The greenhouse defect 02/02/24 8:01:57, edited: 02/02/24 8:03:49	3

	Which one will go without?, thought Snow White. 25/01/24 8:13:13	3

	“I told you not to play with your toys in the Telepod.” 23/01/24 8:09:13	3

	Barbecubed baked beans. 19/01/24 12:09:18	3

	Muck McManus 18/01/24 20:12:45	1 3

	Chicken Dahl 12/01/24 8:12:16	3

	“Could be worse, Gulliver could’ve had wanted a full English.” 26/12/23 20:10:32	3

	“You’re high Kelvin.” 30/11/23 12:37:15	3

	“Yule be pulling it.” 28/11/23 8:07:37	1 3
It's a crackering present. --Stephen Bean
	“Goes with his dinner jacket.” 26/11/23 20:17:50	3

	Mind the Snap 20/11/23 12:18:40	3

	“Do you think we should grease the nipples?” “Hmm, sounds lovely but I think we should sort the car out first.” 10/11/23 20:29:31	3

	“I told you it wasn’t a good idea to fit mirrors on the outside of the carriages.” 09/11/23 20:59:38	3

	Tomflowery 23/10/23 7:07:54	3

	“I did one of Andrew but it came out too dry.” 19/10/23 21:28:37	3

	“10 - 9 - 8 - 7 …… 19/09/23 19:14:57	3

	“That’s discrimination against disabled young pregnant children.” 25/08/23 7:09:45	3

	“Are you any good with a gun?” “A crack shot.” 18/08/23 11:22:17	3

	“That painting jogs a mammary.” 12/08/23 11:09:59	3

	Joe denies he’s easily led. 08/08/23 19:04:19	3

	Rolly Parton 05/08/23 14:59:28	3

	Paw de France 29/07/23 19:05:48	3

	Aethelbread the Bun ready 26/07/23 11:13:41, edited: 26/07/23 11:14:04	2 3
That actually hurt me in it's extreme convoluted punnage. --Karen McDonald
	“You fill it up with water and put tropical fish in it, what else did you think it was used for?” 25/07/23 7:09:09, edited: 25/07/23 7:09:38	3

	Jimmy coochy coochy Choo 18/07/23 11:22:10, edited: 18/07/23 11:28:12	3

	Kernel Sanders 17/07/23 19:06:50	3

	Deliverpoo 16/07/23 7:12:11	3

	“At least she remembered to get the train.” 13/07/23 11:13:04	3

	“Just a drop please waiter.” 02/07/23 7:10:49	3

	“He never used to like sailing.” “It’s just a phase he’s going through.” 01/07/23 20:10:12	3

	Bat immobile 15/05/23 11:20:41	3

	John 1:2 06/05/23 7:21:36	3

	Snoop Catt 04/05/23 11:11:59	3

	it’s rude to read at the dinner table send 03/05/23 7:05:28, edited: 03/05/23 7:07:32	3

	“Operate?” “I’ll cross that road when I come to it.” 18/04/23 7:17:32	3

	Wheely stupid 17/04/23 7:00:50	3

	“There’s no pulling wool over your eyes.” 08/04/23 19:00:23	3

	“Did you get rid of all the slugs first Joe?” 03/04/23 7:00:17	3

	“That ‘Kick me’ joke you keep playing on him’s looking a bit stupid now.” 31/03/23 7:18:56, edited: 31/03/23 7:21:13	3

	Mind the app. 29/03/23 19:08:07	3

	Tube passengers are mostly forlorn as well. 25/03/23 8:00:15	3

	Tony had forgotten he wasn’t on a skateboard. 21/03/23 8:00:14	3

	“Get on the bloody pavement.” 19/03/23 13:34:08	3

	“Come on kids, get the barbecue started.” 10/03/23 20:29:25	3

	“Watch what you’re doing with your pecker.” 09/03/23 20:09:55	3

	Public inconvenience 06/03/23 12:16:22	3

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Missed that one, changed

(caption author)

11/06/24
7:37pm

comment on caption:
“I did tell you not to do the John o’ Groats to Land’s End cycle challenge.” [Ian Skelding]

What if the bottled water is from Sellafield?

Glyn Evans

12/06/24
1:21pm

comment on caption:
“That’s why you should use bottled water in Sellafield.” [Ian Skelding]

In the sheepfield.

Molly R

26/06/24
10:57am

comment on caption:
“Sheila, where’s my bloomin’ bacon?” [Ian Skelding]

Loch and Roll

[anon]

16/07/24
2:02pm

comment on caption:
Rock ‘n’ Noll [Ian Skelding]

"She's all yours buddy. She's a royal pain in the arse and she's all the confrontation you're ever going to need. Don't come crying to me when you've had enough of her"

Glyn Evans

12/08/24
3:50pm

comment on caption:
“She’s yours, I don’t like confrontation.” [Ian Skelding]

Wow, talk about niche captions. Floyd fans only.

James Lennox

21/08/24
7:16am

comment on caption:
The effects of climate change since Atom Heart Mother was released. [Ian Skelding]

Did these cats escape China?

Mr Dome

25/08/24
3:14pm

comment on caption:
“FLEADOM!” [Ian Skelding]

Or the violinquini

[anon]

16/09/24
7:46pm

comment on caption:
“I prefer the penne whistle.” [Ian Skelding]

It's the right weather conditions for the caption theme as Trotsky was taken out with an ice pick

...although I don't think they had much snow at that time of year in Mexico 🤔

Glyn Evans

30/09/24
7:12pm

comment on caption:
Trot ski [Ian Skelding]

The Croissants agreed he talked a lot of Crepe.

[anon]

12/11/24
10:50am

comment on caption:
“Blimey, I thought the Waffle talked a load of crap.” [Ian Skelding]

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