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"Look, there's some nosy bastard looking through our letterbox." 15/03/13 21:00:00 |
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Well done for thinking out of the (letter) box. --Smuldo
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19/10/22 11:00:18 |
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It was a nice gesture by the Bulgarian Police Force to give informer Alexander Keepoff a Memorial. 03/09/15 19:00:10 |
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12/05/23 19:11:27 |
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31/05/18 19:00:17 |
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03/10/11 10:00:16 |
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Jane liked a bowl of surreal in the morning. 08/02/24 8:02:15 |
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Great on the parcel shelf of a car. 23/05/18 13:08:30 |
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You got the record for "the longest fuse" on a caption:45 seconds before I got it...Congrats!!! --Greg Curtis
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12/03/23 12:14:31, edited: 12/03/23 18:22:43 |
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16/12/22 20:30:21, edited: 01/01/23 21:31:06 |
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Thanks very much for all the comments, happy new year to you all 🙂 --Ian Skelding
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"Right, that's curry sauce, mango chutney, basmati rice, onion bhaji, poppadoms and a Nan." 15/03/20 12:57:09 |
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“Daddy, why’s there an extension lead going to next door’s garage?” 01/12/23 8:09:51, edited: 01/12/23 8:10:45 |
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“I’ll go and get him a blanket.” 26/09/22 7:02:00 |
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02/01/17 20:25:25 |
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That is the best caption for some time. Nice work. --Dan Nicholls
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21/03/24 8:10:38 |
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“Oh my God, is that Ginger in there?” 01/08/23 7:10:30 |
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20/02/14 12:00:13 |
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In 3D --John Glover
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18/02/24 20:32:16 |
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🎵 I want an old fashioned mouse...................... --Dave Bryan
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10/02/24 8:15:37 |
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“Look at that, Jesus in a tunnel.” 22/01/23 12:01:28, edited: 22/01/23 12:15:40 |
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“Why are you selling your stuffed Mouse?” 28/06/22 7:14:37 |
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"You bloody missed her, I thought you said you were a professional assassin." 29/04/21 11:06:30 |
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20/04/21 7:04:13 |
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18/09/20 11:18:06 |
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The Invisible Man gets a right good kicking. 12/06/18 19:00:13 |
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"Bloody hell Jim, now you put the toilet seat down." 05/11/17 12:01:38 |
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"He needs a clip around the ears." 16/02/17 20:01:30 |
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Curiously, our local barber shop is actually called a Clip Around The Ears. --Pussy Galore
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"Sonja, for chrissakes, pull the cord." 25/01/16 8:04:44 |
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Without your brilliant buildup, this caption would have fallen flat. (No pun intended.) Nice job!!! --Greg Curtis
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There's always one practical joker outside a Mosque. 11/08/14 7:08:55 |
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Bless my sole. --John Glover
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"Ground control to Ginger Tom" 14/04/14 19:08:28 |
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Ginger Tom perhaps? Would get my vote:) --Zac Kramer
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17/03/14 9:23:37 |
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"Not much longer now sweetheart, you're nearly dry." 08/08/13 8:01:23 |
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Nice caption. A true laugh... --HillHermit Studios
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“What’s that Bear doing with our trash can?” 07/05/24 11:27:57 |
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03/10/23 7:02:45 |
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22/08/23 12:16:52 |
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19/08/23 11:08:21 |
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07/12/22 20:00:13 |
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16/06/20 19:07:13 |
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I think she sees a cat. --Willie Johnson
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Not the first time Julia had pants around her head. 21/07/18 7:35:09 |
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Took me ages to get this one. Very good caption 😂 --Ethy
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09/09/14 7:00:08 |
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Relief as Rivers drops six foot. 05/09/14 7:14:33 |
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Ouch!..though I'd bet that she'd have found it funny. --Ron Allan
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29/07/14 8:04:33 |
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The water would’ve been up to Gupta’s neck if he hadn’t brought his wife with him. 07/05/23 7:21:42 |
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04/04/23 7:18:53 |
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“The service here is bloody useless, it’s like we’re not here.” 02/04/23 7:00:14 |
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03/02/23 12:06:44 |
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“You should never mess with things you don’t understand laddie…. now take that rainbow hat off.” 10/01/23 20:04:50, edited: 10/01/23 20:15:52 |
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“Ahh, Man’s best friend, oh and a Dog.” 09/12/22 8:00:17, edited: 09/12/22 8:26:56 |
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To paraphrase Groucho Marx:Outside of a dog, beer is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's difficult to drink. --Mark Cowling
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“Well that’s the last time I eat Ready Brek.” 15/10/22 19:49:12, edited: 16/10/22 9:07:11 |
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“Have you been inhaling helium from those balloons? 12/07/22 11:08:29 |
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06/09/21 19:27:14 |
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19/05/21 11:00:19 |
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29/04/21 7:16:13 |
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He should be a (Arnold) Palmer, trying to hide his Tiger Wood(s). But maybe he's too much of a (Gary) Player. --Willie Johnson
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27/04/21 11:30:14 |
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19/05/19 8:06:58 |
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26/02/19 8:05:26 |
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"My husband loves my paintings but he has no idea where my inspiration comes from." 17/11/18 9:55:11 |
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04/02/17 12:06:17 |
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Too obvious --Polymorph .
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"You sing great, do you play any instruments?" 29/08/15 7:12:43 |
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01/02/15 20:34:05 |
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Unbeatable caption, you just need to put the lid on and then you've nailed it!..ho ho ha ha --Tiny Alien
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"Who put the bloody underfloor heating to maximum?" 03/01/13 9:41:17 |
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"At least we can rule out a heart attack Doc." 13/11/12 8:05:48 |
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30/07/14 11:21:41 |
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Just ' Bags under the eyes ' would get my vote. --John Glover
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"Bobby, have you put away your skatebo .. arrrh?" 02/04/14 19:14:15 |
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"Could someone put the Ariel in please?" 08/01/13 8:04:18 |
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"Bloody Humans have pulled the wipers off." 01/09/12 11:04:17 |
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17/05/12 12:37:00 |
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28/10/11 19:08:06 |
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16/09/24 19:23:17 |
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21/07/23 7:05:35 |
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“It was a hell of a chase Sir but we’ve finally caught the wild goose.” 23/06/23 19:04:04, edited: 26/06/23 6:38:02 |
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05/04/23 7:24:50 |
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14/02/23 12:22:25 |
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Perhaps trying to make an SOS message with these buggers was a mistake, thought Tom. 17/01/23 8:11:43 |
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“There’s got to be a Zebra crossing around here somewhere.” 14/01/23 12:14:39 |
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Even as a youngster Michael McIntyre had been a bit of a show off. 14/11/22 8:12:24, edited: 14/11/22 9:28:23 |
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How I love this. Very very clever whoever you are 😁 --Ellen Duncalf
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“Kids, go and say your goodbyes to Daddy while we wait for the Coroner.” 31/10/22 8:00:15 |
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Sue was so glad this one was nearly finished, her knees were getting really sore. 25/10/21 19:01:02 |
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26/06/21 7:19:37 |
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Who needs hearing? --Willie Johnson
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05/05/21 11:28:30 |
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"Damn, I wish I used a frying pan instead of nutting him." 04/04/21 11:53:36 |
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God, it was bloody hard work being one of Picasso's models. 11/03/21 20:15:21 |
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If you think this is bad, you should see Picasso's brush. --Willie Johnson
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"Get your r's over here and correct that sign." 17/04/20 11:20:30 |
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"She can't sing but when the wind is in the right direction she's a damned good whistler." 15/02/20 9:52:36 |
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"Would you like flies with that?" 11/09/18 11:11:10 |
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07/08/16 19:28:57 |
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Pie in the sky. --Michael Monkhouse
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"You think that's bad, he's doing Coq au Vin tomorrow." 13/06/16 7:11:15 |
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AWESOME. --Michael Monkhouse
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28/02/16 9:15:24 |
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brilliant --[anon]
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"See Debs, told you it was a good idea to keep the Umbilical cord." 23/09/15 7:00:13 |
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"OK, switch it off, I think she's dead." 18/11/14 21:07:20 |
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I LOVE a caption that - with just a few words - suddenly releases a compelling moment in a story. --Greg Curtis
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16/10/24 19:05:50 |
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11/02/24 8:02:48 |
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Dave was shocked to see Bertie Bassett in the nude. 10/01/24 20:18:44 |
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22/12/23 12:18:48 |
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16/07/23 19:14:11 |
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06/01/23 8:16:30 |
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18/12/22 12:13:31 |
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Yule tide me over ‘til my ship comes in? --Willie Johnson
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“She just lies back and thinks of Egypt.” 13/04/22 7:31:31 |
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Who said Germans don't have a sense of humour? 27/07/21 19:09:26 |
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People from Alsace do --Glyn Evans
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"Yep, I think we can allow him to go into the pub." 04/04/21 19:00:15 |
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It all started one Christmas long ago.
12:15pm
comment on caption:
“Why do you use the chimney George? Why don’t you come in through the front door like everyone else?” [Ian Skelding]
A vote for excellent editing, lol
7:23pm
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“Sheet!” [Ian Skelding]
You get a vote from me for your originality and avoidance of faecal related puns!
3:38pm
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"Who'd live in a house like this?”
“Michelin man obviously.” [Ian Skelding]
Perhaps a nod to 20:12:13
7:30pm
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Court her, pound her. [Ian Skelding]
What a mouthful.
9:48am
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Look at state of my dress, thought Sandra, chewing gum, muddy footprints and sticky condoms. [Ian Skelding]
Sandra was at a loss to explain the chewing gum.
1:56pm
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Look at state of my dress, thought Sandra, chewing gum, muddy footprints and sticky condoms. [Ian Skelding]
A triple pun? Very clever. Give a nod to the other Drain pun and I'll give you a vote!
7:14pm
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🎵 Some bare over the drain bowl 🎵
Nod to 20:03:06 [Ian Skelding]
Helps find where the cat has wandered off to
1:14pm
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Cat nav [Ian Skelding]
I originally, almost voted for this caption first, but then realized, abdo-men referred to the men coming out of his abdomen, when in actuality, two of the men are coming out of his chest. Therefore, it would be abdoman, which would not make any sense. The chest is part of the thorax, not the abdomen... otherwise, I would also find it clever.
9:24pm
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Abdo-men [Ian Skelding]
I guess it depends where their bodies are, maybe they are mostly in the abdomen and they're just popping their heads out the chest, therefore they would be abdomen men, when they pop their heads back in again.
6:22am
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Abdo-men [Ian Skelding]