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	clever "It's members only, sir." 26/12/18 12:01:59	23

	...IN THE NMAE OF LVOE 08/07/22 7:55:04	2 20
Haha I was literally writing the same 👏🏻 --Nigel Marshall
	"Well you've totally upstaged us!" said the hanging dice. 31/03/24 11:16:48	18

	clever Nod to 36:24:36 30/07/22 11:47:31	18

	That's no way to raise a child 03/12/23 20:17:48	17

	Roll model 12/08/17 11:31:31	17

	Working ova time 26/12/23 20:12:18	16

	Is there a plot? 11/09/22 17:05:38	16

	He kerbs crime. 02/02/20 12:31:11	16

	"žË™Ê‡ÉŸo×Ÿ ÇÉ¥Ê‡ uÄ± uÊop Çq ×Ÿ×Ÿ,I 'ÇÉ¯ Ê‡uÉÊ noÊŽ ÉŸI"ž 10/02/20 13:29:05	15

	Depressame Street 08/07/24 17:19:42	14

	I want to ride my bicycle I want to ri e my bike I wa t de y b ycle I w t o ri it w er I l ke 03/09/22 19:08:54	14

	During Elton John's Las Vegas residency, he never worked out why there was someone booing during Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me. 10/07/22 11:48:53	14

	"Oh my god. I can read!" 05/04/22 7:20:18	14

	"You admiring my motor?" "No, I'm mentally adding an apostrophe." 27/03/22 11:08:51	1 14
Is that you Anon? --Neil Mackenzie
	lol This confirms my theory that the stripes rub off if you wipe too hard. 26/05/24 11:10:04	12

	creative The lengths some people will go to in order to have a Marge Simpson shadow. 17/08/22 7:55:42	1 12

	"Oh stop exaggerating, it's always 'the biggest f***ing spider you've ever seen'." 14/07/22 12:42:14	1 12

	creative We really do need to stop reinventing the wheel. 26/06/22 11:01:47	12

	"Cancel the bigger boat." 17/05/22 7:37:43	12

	"Can't you hold it in until we find a statue?" 03/04/22 11:01:26	12

	"Next slide please" 09/01/21 13:05:54	12

	"I'm getting mashed." "Ah, like most of my meals." 30/01/20 17:31:43	12

	That poor cat has my simbathies. 06/10/19 11:05:34	12

	"Put me down and f*** off." 15/12/23 8:46:34	2 11
Probably one of the outsiders for the 2024 Clever Award. --Dave Bryan
	creative clever Oh come on Agnes, you know Nature abhors this. 13/07/23 7:43:46	11

	I like the masks. Safety first. 02/02/22 13:17:59	11

	The people inside pantomime horses rehearse harder than you might think. 02/01/22 20:54:06	11

	lol I like photos. There's no sound. 16/10/21 11:15:56	11

	lol Coming soon: Santa Saves Gatwick 22/12/18 12:00:12	1 11
For me, a LOL rarely means I've laughed out loud, but this one did! --Molly R
	Dildo They Know It's Christmas 14/09/24 11:49:12	10

	Dave suspected he was about to be dumped. 14/03/23 8:52:40	10

	Sheet happens. Roll with it. 16/07/22 12:21:20	1 10

	Spokesman 03/07/22 19:39:05	10

	lol "You CAN write a winning caption this week!" 15/05/22 9:59:12	2 10
"...Or a second-place caption!"But seriously, I wouldn't have supervoted for Mr Dome's excellent caption unless I wanted it to win, so well done. --Glad You Remember
	The Eggs Files 24/11/19 12:07:23	10

	She kneaded the work. 12/08/17 11:36:32	10

	"Rodent, where can I get my film developed?" "Puss, in Boots" 23/12/23 20:01:57	9

	"I try to stay out of London's turf wars." 25/03/23 12:35:26	9

	"Makes me sick. What about mother/daughter and father/son marriage? Homophobe." 10/07/22 11:54:33	9

	lol This has got to be photoshopped. Look at Boris's hair. 08/05/22 11:53:25	9

	lol Lurch hated being called in by the Addams family on his weekend off. 23/03/22 13:19:30	9

	lol "You seem much happier than you were in our last session on the 3rd of July. Has anything changed in your life since then, Larry?" 24/08/24 19:43:40	8

	"Ah, good timing, my windscreen's got chips" 03/08/24 12:15:44	8

	This still looks easier than changing a duvet cover. 26/03/24 18:01:18	8

	Protestitute 13/01/24 15:11:40	8

	"This was much easier for Darth Vader. Five minutes with a chamois and done." 27/11/23 8:43:20	8

	Something old Something new Someone beaten Black and blue 05/09/22 19:16:52	1 8

	Is anyone else humming The Great Escape theme and hoping the kid makes it this time? 21/08/22 11:03:38	1 8

	They could have done with a proofroader. 08/07/22 12:17:33	8

	Will Putin get his just desserts? 02/05/22 11:06:33	8

	clever I can't think of anything witty to say about this. It's driving me bana... it's driving me up the w... it's frustrating me. 26/04/22 12:36:21	8

	clever "I'm rehearsing for A Midsummer Night's Dream. He hates my Bottom. The feeling's mutual." 22/04/22 19:02:30	8

	ʍoǝW 17/03/22 13:34:06	8

	Constable Dave's helmet offered little protection when the can-can rehearsal suddenly started. 05/03/22 12:15:28	8

	Mona Lesser 04/12/21 12:04:36	1 8
Mona Least-a? --Willie Johnson
	Is it me or are trains getting smaller? 23/10/21 11:11:54	8

	It's very important that Ed doesn't see the fourth word on that T-shirt. 16/10/21 11:12:00	2 8
It could lead to bad habits --Glyn Evans
	lol A planet with numerous moons. 02/01/21 12:42:53	1 8
And numerous rings. It must be Saturn. --Karyn Harrison
	Batman and the Boy Honda 02/02/20 12:29:17	8

	🎵 And she'll have fun fun fun 'til her daddy takes her Little Tikes Classic Cozy Coupe away 01/06/19 12:07:40	8

	I don't like how they're raising their daughter. 01/06/19 11:53:58	8

	Heir raising experience 06/08/17 14:20:58	8

	"It's OK fellas, I don't need backup after all. It's a mouse that's loose, not a moose." 25/08/24 11:09:13	7

	It's only February and I'm worried that Caption.Me has blown its cat quota with this photo. 29/02/24 17:56:36	7

	Two questions. Who would pedal this? Who would peddle this? 06/01/24 12:47:52	7

	"Now we have a family, you need to put bread on the table" 30/12/23 13:15:12	7

	"I think we're safe here. They don't even poach the eggs." 02/04/23 10:28:20	7

	"Are you my mummy?" 14/08/22 12:05:08	6 7
Christopher Eccleston was the best. --Neil Mackenzie
	"What's the problem? We're all allowed a break. I'll get back to cleaning the windows soon." 07/08/22 11:21:38	7

	"It's my dream car" 24/07/22 11:03:54	7

	Cat flap 25/04/22 11:23:32	7

	Lilliputin 24/04/22 19:16:58	7

	You're never too young for a bit of sole searching. 09/04/22 11:21:29	1 7
Probably looking for nits, not fish. --John Glover
	"Keep still, Leia!" 21/03/22 20:02:54	7

	lol "And all because the lady loves farm animals, the Milk Tray's past its best before date and my black turtleneck's in the wash." 27/02/22 12:43:22	7

	One small step 06/01/22 13:19:34	7

	Last traction hero 18/12/21 17:02:34	1 7
😜 --Scrijjy Doo
	"I'm not bothering with the nose, it's too tricky" 04/12/21 12:02:34	7

	That canardly be real, can it? 13/11/21 12:24:15	7

	"I delivered both my kids." 30/06/19 19:58:22	7

	🎵 Gold! Always believe in your sole... 14/05/18 12:57:48	1 7
Ballet shoes. --Glad You Remember
	This liquid piggy went to market... 30/07/17 13:04:08	7

	He's got great whites. 15/07/17 12:34:11	7

	lol "Stop claiming you're a mammal." "OK, you got me. Am fibbin'." 09/08/15 12:21:50	7

	Carting this around is app hauling. 11/11/10 12:43:55	7

	"OK, I've put in my digits, now what?" 15/02/10 18:38:06	6

	Another product the world doesn't need, but everyone will fall for the spin 04/08/24 11:14:10	6

	I'll have mine with back gammon 17/02/24 13:00:03	6

	Pricket line 13/01/24 12:11:03	1 6

	Shittish Airways 07/01/24 10:37:07	6

	For people who really hate themselves, there's a version with Lego bricks. 30/12/23 15:03:05	6

	Lavrador 28/12/23 12:25:24	6

	"I cut myself paving" 10/12/23 20:02:32	6

	"You're on mewt" 09/12/23 11:21:07	6

	"Can you move out the way? I'm trying to make friends with that tree." 29/04/23 11:53:34	6

	Somewhere a Puffin sensitivity reader is losing their sh... misplacing a brown material. (Nod to 12:11:01) 14/03/23 13:38:37	6

	creative "Time to treat myself after a tough old year. What goes well with reindeer meat?" 18/10/22 12:22:43	6

	Because loving a young tractor would be creepy. 06/08/22 9:36:46	6

	"Hi Rich. Is that a double-barrelled surname?" 03/07/22 11:04:00	6

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I canardly believe I'm seeing this pun again.

[anon]

29/08/22
11:36am

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The poor thing canardly move. [Glad You Remember]

Haha I had
Something old, something new, someone squatting at your shoe

[anon]

05/09/22
7:42pm

comment on caption:
Something old
Something new
Someone beaten
Black and blue [Glad You Remember]

And what about the cheese without chips that no one's commented on?! Who's going to go to a fast food/ fish & chip shop for just cheese with no chips?

Kate B

26/09/22
6:32pm

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Am I the only one who's more bothered about Chicken Burger and Vegetable Burger being two words while Beefburger is one word? Consistency isn't just about the chips you know. [Glad You Remember]

Probably one of the outsiders for the 2024 Clever Award.

Dave Bryan

15/12/23
8:55am

comment on caption:
"Put me down and f*** off." [Glad You Remember]

🤣🤣🤣 Dave. Nice one

Mr Dome

15/12/23
9:11am

comment on caption:
"Put me down and f*** off." [Glad You Remember]

The Walk of Sham.

[anon]

14/01/24
7:50pm

comment on caption:
Pricket line [Glad You Remember]

Made me chuckle.

The captioners already know what it is which is the reason's nobody's picked up on it yet... 🤗

...it's obviously A Fish Called Wanda 😉

Glyn Evans

17/01/24
8:13pm

comment on caption:
"It's from 1993, it stars Kevin Kline and Sigourney Weaver and we have to watch it. That's all the captioneers told me." [Glad You Remember]

Exceptional fish knowledge and set to a good tuna.

Al Overy

04/08/24
5:34pm

comment on caption:
♪ Get outta my breams, get into my gar [Glad You Remember]

Thank you Al. It's a doubly happy coincidence that the music video features a fish duetting with a man called Mr. Ocean. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNgcYGgtf8M

(caption author)

05/08/24
5:15pm

comment on caption:
♪ Get outta my breams, get into my gar [Glad You Remember]

Ah, I thought you'd chosen that artist on porpoise.

Al Overy

05/08/24
6:48pm

comment on caption:
♪ Get outta my breams, get into my gar [Glad You Remember]

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