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Could I have the chips without chips please? Here's the £1.90 without the £1.90.

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Gassy Statten
Edited 11:30:24
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"And you've already been served."--Willie Johnson

Good buy, Mr. Chips?

cash prize caption contestStephen Bean

♪ Money for nothin' and your chips for a fee ♪

cash prize caption contestStephen Bean

Could I get a portion of chips without chips, with chips please.

cash prize caption contestEllen Duncalf

Am I the only one who's more bothered about Chicken Burger and Vegetable Burger being two words while Beefburger is one word? Consistency isn't just about the chips you know.

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Glad You Remember
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And what about the cheese without chips that no one's commented on?! Who's going to go to a fast food/ fish & chip shop for just cheese with no chips? --Kate B

"How old is your plaice?" "Not really sure, but my dad used to run it."

cash prize caption contestTosser Wivlov

I'll have the chips without chips please. I do prefer them in good condition...

cash prize caption contestChris Keegan

Chips without chips, doesn't pass your lips and no extra on the hips

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amy ware

£1.90 for the dramatic enactment of pretending to serve chips… this could be well worth the money.

cash prize caption contestKT A

As usual there was a long waiting list for chip replacements.

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Paul Wharton

Dubious customers asked for chips with a pinch of salt.

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Craig Eddsenior

Fish and Blip Shop.

cash prize caption contestEllen Duncalf

We are a dementia friendly establishment.

cash prize caption contestEllen Duncalf

The customer ended up with a chip on his shoulder.

cash prize caption contestKT A

"I'm on the all chips diet. You wouldn't believe how much weight I've lost."

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Mark Cowling

“You need to get on to your signwriter …… fancy accidentally printing Vegetable Burger.”

cash prize caption contestIan Skelding
Edited 11:30:04

"Could I have two portions of chips, one with chips and one without chips, please?" "No you cannot" "Why not?" "Because this is a pet shop"

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Craig Eddsenior

"Excuse me, but there's not a single chip on my plate!"... No, there won't be, sir - we never use chipped crockery.

cash prize caption contestvincent hefter
Edited 17:39:05

Is the salt and vinegar free? Yes. OK I’ll have a tub of salt and three bottles of vinegar please.

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Neil Mackenzie

"I'll have the Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Chips, and Spam."

cash prize caption contestScrijjy Doo
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Are spam fritters a fixture of any chip shops now? --Glyn Evans

Cause of Inflation Discovered

cash prize caption contestScrijjy Doo

The chips are down

cash prize caption contestDavid Michael

"I see no chips."

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Tony Edwards

Am on a diet so I got the chips without chips for £1.90

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stoneface1
Edited 11:59:16

.... Otherwise called a donation.

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Paul Gledhill

Cheat as chips

cash prize caption contestStephen Bean

''What's this 'chips without chips'?'' ''It's the gluten free option, sir.''

cash prize caption contestDave Bryan
Edited 11:32:42

"Can I have chips without chips, a chicken with just one wing and a chicken burger without the bun please?" "Get out my fu#*ING shop!"

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Craig Eddsenior

Jean-Paul Sartre's fish and chip shop

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Mark Cowling
Edited 11:01:52

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