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	Cliff was holding the fort. 15/05/12 10:22:15	25

	...and that's the way the crook is rumbled! 10/05/12 19:01:58	2 19

	"Paddy...when I asked for a sign that was 4 feet high I wasn't expecting this!" 17/05/12 10:00:11	16

	"Don't worry about the children darling, I can see the apartment from here, what's the worst that could happen?" 02/05/12 10:38:40	4 14

	Grindependence Day. 11/06/12 19:25:11	13

	"I'm sorry officer but they was mocking me" 21/03/12 12:21:51	13

	Porner Shop. 21/05/12 10:00:08	9 12

	X marks the squat. 06/06/12 11:50:07	11

	"I think it's about time you started using those nose trimmers Dad" 23/05/12 10:01:49	6 11

	Ladslide. 03/04/12 19:00:28	11

	I came across this sign t'other day while I was picking up some dog shit when I thought to myself.....I probably should get a dog. 27/03/12 10:03:26	4 11

	What a total egit... there's one unlocked further down! 02/04/12 11:47:06	10

	The murder weapon was found nearby, it was one stone. 21/03/12 14:55:09	10

	Catapulp. 19/06/12 10:38:52	9

	A Snack of the Clones. 11/05/12 10:05:21	9

	Apparently Geppetto has not sexually abused Pinocchio as of yet. Touch wood. 27/04/12 19:11:21	9

	Ross decided to take off his glasses because it made him look harder. 26/04/12 10:46:38	9

	Phil's penis enlarger finally arrived from Ebay. 26/04/12 10:25:31	1 9

	Barebie. 03/04/12 10:00:20	9

	"I don't like chicken but my Nandos" 30/03/12 11:49:02	9

	"Well, I like candles.....and.....I like skulls but......which one is better? There's only one way to find out.......FIIIGGGHHHTTTTTT!" 19/03/12 13:29:38	9

	Spider-Man ought to do more Green Goblin' 30/05/12 11:51:21	8

	Rubber dicky. 15/05/12 19:00:14	8

	"How did you do that?" "Caerphilly" 03/07/12 10:42:44	7

	Omega free. 02/07/12 10:00:18	7

	♫ The tide is high but I'm holding on ♫ 15/05/12 10:37:34	7

	1 in 4 thugs prefers to take the Mickey. 27/04/12 10:00:07	2 7

	Sky+ 1 25/04/12 19:38:12	7

	The Amish Top Gear. 29/03/12 19:00:51	7

	Alan caught himself in The Mirror. 29/03/12 10:20:26	1 7

	"Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!" 20/03/12 20:39:38	7

	It's a bitch trying to untangle him after the YMCA 06/06/12 11:57:11	6

	Harry caught a Birds Eye. 24/05/12 11:48:31	6

	"The animals went in 4x4, hurrahhhh hurrahhhh" 16/05/12 20:41:59	6

	Bill Oddie hell, what's happened ere then? 21/03/12 12:15:21	6

	Sally took the opportunity to propose with a leap this year. 14/03/12 20:51:04	6

	The Bait Escape. 02/07/12 10:00:10	5

	Monk and Disorderly. 21/06/12 11:26:02	5

	Kevin had a gut wrenching moment. He couldn't remember if he'd packed his wife's curling tongs on their way for an overnight stay at Pontins. 13/06/12 19:09:15	5

	Well everything was fine when I took the picture... ...then she got a bee in her bonnet. 14/05/12 11:45:12	5

	"Hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssss JOHNNY 5!" 04/05/12 10:00:37	5

	What an attention Sikher. 03/05/12 10:00:33	5

	John was unimpressed with his mates for teabagging him during the night. 28/03/12 19:00:14	8 5

	Turdo Diesel Injection. 04/07/12 10:04:49	4

	David Croc'ate. 07/06/12 10:41:47	4

	"Excuse me sir, I've got a scone to pick with you" 10/05/12 19:01:37	4

	After years of nail biting suspense, anxiety, torment, sleepless nights and expensive therapy..... I finally find out how he gets to Sesame Street >:\| 09/05/12 20:27:44	4

	"I told you not to feed it after midnight!!!" 25/04/12 10:19:15	4

	I'd just got in the car with my 5 year old when my neighbour suddenly shouted "YOU'RE A TERRIBLE FATHER!" I thought to myself, who the bloody hell do they think they are!? "Stop the car son" 23/04/12 10:49:22	4

	"Hey come back! That's my wife!" ...shouted the Tin Man 29/03/12 19:05:13	4

	"Don't mind us pal, we're just having a gander" 26/03/12 19:26:46	4

	"You want Crusha!? I'll give you Crusha!" 19/06/12 10:27:40	3

	"In't milk brilliant!!!" 31/05/12 10:00:22	3

	Ellen Degeneres after her breakfast at Tiffany's. 23/05/12 10:02:13	3

	Footprints on the stand. 17/05/12 10:00:19	3

	'Hanging on' by A.Fred 15/05/12 10:00:42	3

	"You've got to pick a choccy or two boyyyyyyyyyyy..." 10/05/12 19:01:18	2 3

	"Catch anything!?" "A PERCH" "I meant a fish!?" 01/05/12 10:19:04	3

	I'm not saying he's ugly but even Right Guard turned left. 25/04/12 10:23:27	3

	The Devil Wears Next T'Nada. 20/04/12 10:07:55	3

	Scream egg. 17/04/12 11:20:00	3

	My nan hung herself in a modern art gallery... it was a few weeks before anyone noticed. 05/04/12 13:10:52	3

	"I don't care if you only speak Japanese. Fuck it, we'll get a translator...your hired!" 03/04/12 10:06:47	3

	Ice Jockey. 29/03/12 19:00:14	3

	...that's the last time I fly coach! 28/03/12 10:31:03	3

	Rob was in a state of shock after he discovered Whitney Houston's body. 27/03/12 19:16:55	3

	Fred enjoyed the tranquillity as he admired his surroundings ...the ducks were elegantly and gracefully taking to the water ...the geese were having a peaceful and pleasent gander ...and the pigeons continued to shit all over everything. 26/03/12 19:14:31	3

	Grass Boot. 22/03/12 11:01:19	3

	The early bird catches the X43 21/03/12 12:54:29	3

last comments (total: 39)

Lady....where? *snort* *grog* *scratches-boob*

Lyarna Manley

04/04/12
10:03pm

comment on caption:
John was unimpressed with his mates for teabagging him during the night. [Lyarna Manley]

I'm glad you said scratches boob and not scratches yoni. laughing face (That should save you having to look it up).

F Mackay

04/04/12
10:15pm

comment on caption:
John was unimpressed with his mates for teabagging him during the night. [Lyarna Manley]

I've got the sudden urge for a kebab

Lyarna Manley

04/04/12
11:26pm

comment on caption:
John was unimpressed with his mates for teabagging him during the night. [Lyarna Manley]

Just seen this one and too late to vote now, but brilliant!

Nigel Walsh

18/04/12
10:32am

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I came across this sign t'other day while I was picking up some dog shit when I thought to myself.....I probably should get a dog. [Lyarna Manley]

Lol...i was looking for that but only found tweezers

David Manley

26/04/12
2:15pm

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Phil's penis enlarger finally arrived from Ebay. [Lyarna Manley]

Very similar to the photographer's own caption on flickr.

[anon]

27/04/12
10:04am

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1 in 4 thugs prefers to take the Mickey. [Lyarna Manley]

Anon: I struggled with this picture which is why I didn't vote it up, I saw the photographers description which is "1 in 4 hoodies will try and give you a Micky the Mouse!" ...I might have used similar wording but my rendition puts a totally different spin on the sentence.

(caption author)

27/04/12
10:22am

comment on caption:
1 in 4 thugs prefers to take the Mickey. [Lyarna Manley]

Considered writing something along the same lines, but was conscious that I didn't want to tackle it in the wrong way and offend. I feel you have written it perfectly. Nice caption. :)

Steve Fosbraey

02/05/12
3:53pm

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"Don't worry about the children darling, I can see the apartment from here, what's the worst that could happen?" [Lyarna Manley]

All you have to say on here is McCann and you get lambasted...
Oops, shit I said it!!!

Lee Hauxwell

02/05/12
5:05pm

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"Don't worry about the children darling, I can see the apartment from here, what's the worst that could happen?" [Lyarna Manley]

Thank you Steve, I had worried about that myself! I certainly didn't want to offend but it seemed so fitting to the picture not to use it so I'm glad people haven't taken it the wrong way. It could have gone horribly wrong! The votes are much appreciated :)

(caption author)

02/05/12
5:30pm

comment on caption:
"Don't worry about the children darling, I can see the apartment from here, what's the worst that could happen?" [Lyarna Manley]

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