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28/06/14 19:01:15 |
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Took me a while, I think it was the capital L. I think best caption of the week. --Ian Skelding
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20/05/23 7:01:40 |
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♪ I chomped the sheriff, but I didn't chew the deputy. ♪ 05/03/23 8:01:12 |
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Nice one! --Al Overy
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"Take a seat. The Doctor will see you shortly." 10/11/23 12:06:48 |
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I dunno. I think this photo is doctored. --Willie Johnson
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27/03/13 12:00:30 |
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The Full Monty Python? --Cath Jones
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"Damn waiter messed my order up. I deliberately ordered a club sandwich." 27/03/23 7:05:27 |
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"Curiosity does sound like an odd name for a goldfish." 17/04/21 11:05:16 |
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17/11/23 12:03:40 |
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28/03/21 11:01:21 |
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Hercules. Missed the vote on your caption. Can safely say it’s one of the funniest captions, and now one of favourites. I’m still chuckling now! Xxxx 🤣😂😆 --Karen Oakenfull
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23/07/24 11:03:29 |
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30/03/24 8:04:24 |
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Clever --Mandy Tate
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"You know, Doc, I was a bit worried when you started mentioning something about atrophy." 11/03/24 8:06:42 |
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"I knew I shouldn't have come in here after the Hulk." 01/07/19 11:03:05 |
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23/01/14 20:10:29 |
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Very good! You've got a flare for this sort of caption --Zac Kramer
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Cleanliness is next to dogliness. 01/06/24 7:01:34 |
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Babar was now enjoying his new life thanks to the witness protection program. 01/02/24 8:01:18 |
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"Aren't you boiling in those suits?" 09/10/23 19:04:53 |
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"No it's just a little warm so far, we'll be fine." --Willie Johnson
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20/06/23 11:01:34 |
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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it sink. 22/11/22 8:01:11 |
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07/05/21 19:05:54 |
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14/03/19 8:07:51 |
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I went out with a girl from the Bird Watching Society and ended up with thrush. --stone face
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08/01/19 20:31:23 |
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He'd always been a bit unstable. --Karyn Harrison
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21/08/18 7:03:52 |
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25/09/14 19:13:32 |
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"I can't wait to go sniffing around Uranus." 02/10/24 11:02:32 |
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25/12/23 8:02:06 |
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06/11/22 8:02:57 |
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11/10/22 7:09:05 |
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06/04/21 7:11:29 |
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05/02/19 20:04:15 |
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The Grammar Police have been notified and will be on the scene shortly. 14/08/24 7:12:12 |
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I'm here! --Dot Old
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"What's the matter? You look like you got a latte on your mind." 27/03/24 8:15:35 |
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"Not now, dear. I'm trying to hibernate." 13/12/23 20:02:29 |
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29/10/23 8:12:38 |
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26/09/23 7:01:10 |
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"It says: Verify you are human. Crap! How did they know?" 22/04/23 7:01:22 |
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06/01/23 8:01:30 |
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14/07/22 19:05:35 |
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"Quickly, check the cushions for some change. There's a toll booth coming up." 23/07/21 7:15:03 |
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That was one bombshell the boys didn't mind seeing. 04/12/20 8:07:50 |
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09/08/20 7:01:25 |
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But not if you're a black cat. --Willie Johnson
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06/02/18 20:07:01 |
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"If it's a Samsung, it should start sending smoke signals really soon." 09/10/17 19:06:30 |
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"Careful now, we're entering hostel territory." 07/02/14 8:08:16 |
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And that's why Stephen Hawking no longer likes touring in Florida. 01/09/13 7:22:08 |
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They say Hawking is so clever he'll pick anything up straightaway. I dropped a sheaf of papers, nothing. --Michael Monkhouse
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04/01/13 12:07:43 |
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"Damn. Looks like we're gonna have to call AA." 10/10/12 7:23:25 |
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Dave was struggling to adjust to life in the Witness Protection Program. 26/11/24 8:06:04 |
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19/11/24 12:02:02 |
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16/11/24 20:06:29 |
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08/07/24 19:01:18 |
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22/12/23 21:09:42 |
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Could be the African Queen. --Al Overy
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29/06/23 7:07:16 |
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24/03/23 8:01:25 |
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"Tell the firing squad I'm almost ready." 29/11/22 20:09:18 |
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"What? The weatherman said to dress for the mid 70's today." 22/04/21 19:09:13 |
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"Mind if I crash at your place?" 28/11/20 12:01:25 |
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"Knock yourself out." --Willie Johnson
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11/05/20 7:00:26 |
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Modern day Don key-xote. --Willie Johnson
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Monty Python and the Holy Snail 20/04/20 11:00:47 |
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20/10/19 7:25:39 |
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Naturally, there was a huge mix-up when Mr. Jackson had said there'd been a kid napping at school. 22/05/19 19:04:13 |
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25/01/19 8:24:10 |
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07/04/15 19:02:31 |
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"I had fun once. It was awful." 22/02/14 20:26:25 |
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"Put that back! You know I'm lactose intolerant!" 21/07/13 19:12:23 |
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02/02/13 20:15:25 |
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"Where is this inner piece that the Buddha keeps talking about?" 02/10/12 19:12:26 |
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12/01/12 20:31:21 |
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05/01/12 11:01:11 |
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"Here's the stuff. Don't tell anybody where you got it from." 11/07/14 19:00:21 |
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This is an utterly perfect caption- bravo! --Michael Winner
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"You know, I still don't think he's done yet." 01/04/14 19:00:57 |
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13/08/13 19:05:47 |
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a firewall. 16/06/13 19:23:01 |
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Post-it Traumatic Stress Disorder 24/04/13 7:02:06 |
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07/12/12 20:04:25 |
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13/05/12 19:08:09 |
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26/10/24 7:01:38 |
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28/08/24 19:02:06 |
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"When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious shit." 31/05/24 19:02:34 |
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12/04/24 7:01:18 |
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13/02/24 20:04:01 |
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13/11/23 12:01:59 |
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26/08/23 7:01:53 |
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"How did you manage to get such a realistic dog costume for your tarantula?" 20/04/23 19:05:58 |
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28/10/22 7:02:34 |
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20/10/22 7:01:21 |
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"I thought you claimed that you never test your makeup on animals." 20/01/21 12:07:55 |
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12/09/20 19:09:39 |
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16/08/20 7:03:06 |
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09/05/20 19:03:57 |
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And 50 shades of NAY. --Willie Johnson
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"A dentist, you say? After what happened to Cecil, you can forget about it, mate!" 01/08/15 19:04:17 |
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07/07/15 19:06:31 |
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They both knew that it was most likely only ever going to be a whirlwind romance. 06/09/24 7:15:04 |
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19/01/24 8:01:28 |
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02/11/23 8:10:21 |
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22/10/23 7:00:26 |
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"If that doesn't kill the lice, then nothing will." 20/09/23 7:04:56 |
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08/07/23 7:55:22 |
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That was from our spokesperson for the early interventionist contraceptionists.
We'll make the right choice for you!😉
7:08pm
comment on caption:
"You keep your pecker away from her!" [Hercules Rockefeller]
I just feel bad for the kid in the car seat.
7:08pm
comment on caption:
"Long story short, that's how I wound up collapsing the roof of my car." [Hercules Rockefeller]
"Manure! I hate manure!"
9:16pm
comment on caption:
"When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious shit." [Hercules Rockefeller]
Is it a Whirly Davidson?
11:47pm
comment on caption:
"When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious shit." [Hercules Rockefeller]
Too much grass?
7:09am
comment on caption:
"Is there any reason why your plants are suddenly singing 'Dazed and Confused'?" [Hercules Rockefeller]
Don't they?
7:11pm
comment on caption:
"It is in fact a common misconception that we love bananas. We don't." [Hercules Rockefeller]
"Turn him on...today."
11:43am
comment on caption:
Telehubby [Hercules Rockefeller]
Marriage by Boxy.
12:57pm
comment on caption:
Telehubby [Hercules Rockefeller]
I had to, I realised how deluded you really were. The possibility of making friends outside of your clique might make you overly excitable.
Now let's take some time so you can realise the reality of the situation. This is a caption site and there's no such thing as friend requests on here 😂
11:05am
comment on caption:
"You should've never denied my friend request." [Hercules Rockefeller]
Have you been looking at my private messages Glyn?
12:49pm
comment on caption:
"You should've never denied my friend request." [Hercules Rockefeller]