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| Comments | 33 | 14 | 18 | #91 | ||||||
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07/04/24 7:04:17 |
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28/06/14 19:01:15 |
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Took me a while, I think it was the capital L. I think best caption of the week.
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20/05/23 7:01:40 |
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♪ I chomped the sheriff, but I didn't chew the deputy. ♪ 05/03/23 8:01:12 |
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Nice one!
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"Take a seat. The Doctor will see you shortly." 10/11/23 12:06:48 |
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I dunno. I think this photo is doctored.
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27/03/13 12:00:30 |
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The Full Monty Python?
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"Damn waiter messed my order up. I deliberately ordered a club sandwich." 27/03/23 7:05:27 |
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"Curiosity does sound like an odd name for a goldfish." 17/04/21 11:05:16 |
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17/11/23 12:03:40 |
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28/03/21 11:01:21 |
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Hercules. Missed the vote on your caption. Can safely say it’s one of the funniest captions, and now one of favourites. I’m still chuckling now! Xxxx 🤣😂😆
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23/07/24 11:03:29 |
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30/03/24 8:04:24 |
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Clever
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"You know, Doc, I was a bit worried when you started mentioning something about atrophy." 11/03/24 8:06:42 |
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"I knew I shouldn't have come in here after the Hulk." 01/07/19 11:03:05 |
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23/01/14 20:10:29 |
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Very good! You've got a flare for this sort of caption
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Cleanliness is next to dogliness. 01/06/24 7:01:34 |
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Babar was now enjoying his new life thanks to the witness protection program. 01/02/24 8:01:18 |
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"Aren't you boiling in those suits?" 09/10/23 19:04:53 |
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"No it's just a little warm so far, we'll be fine."
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20/06/23 11:01:34 |
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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it sink. 22/11/22 8:01:11 |
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07/05/21 19:05:54 |
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14/03/19 8:07:51 |
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I went out with a girl from the Bird Watching Society and ended up with thrush.
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08/01/19 20:31:23 |
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He'd always been a bit unstable.
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21/08/18 7:03:52 |
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25/09/14 19:13:32 |
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"I can't wait to go sniffing around Uranus." 02/10/24 11:02:32 |
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25/12/23 8:02:06 |
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06/11/22 8:02:57 |
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11/10/22 7:09:05 |
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06/04/21 7:11:29 |
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05/02/19 20:04:15 |
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The Grammar Police have been notified and will be on the scene shortly. 14/08/24 7:12:12 |
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I'm here!
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"What's the matter? You look like you got a latte on your mind." 27/03/24 8:15:35 |
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"Not now, dear. I'm trying to hibernate." 13/12/23 20:02:29 |
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29/10/23 8:12:38 |
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26/09/23 7:01:10 |
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"It says: Verify you are human. Crap! How did they know?" 22/04/23 7:01:22 |
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06/01/23 8:01:30 |
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14/07/22 19:05:35 |
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"Quickly, check the cushions for some change. There's a toll booth coming up." 23/07/21 7:15:03 |
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That was one bombshell the boys didn't mind seeing. 04/12/20 8:07:50 |
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09/08/20 7:01:25 |
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But not if you're a black cat.
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06/02/18 20:07:01 |
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"If it's a Samsung, it should start sending smoke signals really soon." 09/10/17 19:06:30 |
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"Careful now, we're entering hostel territory." 07/02/14 8:08:16 |
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And that's why Stephen Hawking no longer likes touring in Florida. 01/09/13 7:22:08 |
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They say Hawking is so clever he'll pick anything up straightaway. I dropped a sheaf of papers, nothing.
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04/01/13 12:07:43 |
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"Damn. Looks like we're gonna have to call AA." 10/10/12 7:23:25 |
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Dave was struggling to adjust to life in the Witness Protection Program. 26/11/24 8:06:04 |
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19/11/24 12:02:02 |
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16/11/24 20:06:29 |
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08/07/24 19:01:18 |
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22/12/23 21:09:42 |
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Could be the African Queen.
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29/06/23 7:07:16 |
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24/03/23 8:01:25 |
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"Tell the firing squad I'm almost ready." 29/11/22 20:09:18 |
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"What? The weatherman said to dress for the mid 70's today." 22/04/21 19:09:13 |
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"Mind if I crash at your place?" 28/11/20 12:01:25 |
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"Knock yourself out."
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11/05/20 7:00:26 |
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Modern day Don key-xote.
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Monty Python and the Holy Snail 20/04/20 11:00:47 |
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20/10/19 7:25:39 |
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Naturally, there was a huge mix-up when Mr. Jackson had said there'd been a kid napping at school. 22/05/19 19:04:13 |
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25/01/19 8:24:10 |
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07/04/15 19:02:31 |
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"I had fun once. It was awful." 22/02/14 20:26:25 |
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"Put that back! You know I'm lactose intolerant!" 21/07/13 19:12:23 |
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02/02/13 20:15:25 |
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"Where is this inner piece that the Buddha keeps talking about?" 02/10/12 19:12:26 |
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12/01/12 20:31:21 |
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05/01/12 11:01:11 |
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"Here's the stuff. Don't tell anybody where you got it from." 11/07/14 19:00:21 |
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This is an utterly perfect caption- bravo!
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"You know, I still don't think he's done yet." 01/04/14 19:00:57 |
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13/08/13 19:05:47 |
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a firewall. 16/06/13 19:23:01 |
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Post-it Traumatic Stress Disorder 24/04/13 7:02:06 |
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07/12/12 20:04:25 |
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13/05/12 19:08:09 |
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26/10/24 7:01:38 |
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28/08/24 19:02:06 |
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"When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious shit." 31/05/24 19:02:34 |
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12/04/24 7:01:18 |
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13/02/24 20:04:01 |
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13/11/23 12:01:59 |
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26/08/23 7:01:53 |
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"How did you manage to get such a realistic dog costume for your tarantula?" 20/04/23 19:05:58 |
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28/10/22 7:02:34 |
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20/10/22 7:01:21 |
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"I thought you claimed that you never test your makeup on animals." 20/01/21 12:07:55 |
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12/09/20 19:09:39 |
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16/08/20 7:03:06 |
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09/05/20 19:03:57 |
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And 50 shades of NAY.
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"A dentist, you say? After what happened to Cecil, you can forget about it, mate!" 01/08/15 19:04:17 |
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07/07/15 19:06:31 |
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They both knew that it was most likely only ever going to be a whirlwind romance. 06/09/24 7:15:04 |
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19/01/24 8:01:28 |
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02/11/23 8:10:21 |
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22/10/23 7:00:26 |
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"If that doesn't kill the lice, then nothing will." 20/09/23 7:04:56 |
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08/07/23 7:55:22 |
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11/05/23 19:42:25 |
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Nice one!
8:12am
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♪ I chomped the sheriff, but I didn't chew the deputy. ♪ [Hercules Rockefeller]
That’s an offer you can’t refuse…
12:39pm
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"If you want, I could always relocate it to the kitchen so you can sleep with the dishes." [Hercules Rockefeller]
ヽ(•‿•)ノ
8:25pm
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Brokeback Soda Fountain [Hercules Rockefeller]
"Please, since we got married you've kept me confined in the cellar and it's been how many years now? A sandwich is all I ask!"
5:32pm
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"Oh, you want me to make you a sandwich? Fine. Here's one made of knuckles." [Hercules Rockefeller]
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )
12:01am
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Dave's marriage was already off to a Rocky start. [Hercules Rockefeller]
Does she have hemorrhoids?
11:11am
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"Does the carpet match the grapes?" [Hercules Rockefeller]
Nice idea but it might be too cryptic. I had to Google Selina Kyle to see who she was. Why not something like 'When you ask your wife to get you Catwoman to complete your DC Comic model collection and she comes back with this'.
12:02pm
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"But I don't want a Selina Kyle action figure, mum. I want Batman!" [Hercules Rockefeller]
.... and after an accident ... ends with why.
12:15pm
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"Wrong. Safety begins with an S." [Hercules Rockefeller]
"...although I should have suspected something when she chopped Sarah's head off."
7:07am
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"Wow, I had no idea that Becky was a Highlander." [Hercules Rockefeller]
Maybe he needs it for his Trauma-Filled Life, After His Mugging.
10:49pm
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Dave couldn't make it through the day without his three fingers of whiskey. [Hercules Rockefeller]