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	lol After watching their team lose again, the crowd turned ugly. 07/02/13 12:08:07	5 26
or else they're just Man U fans --Tosser Wivlov
	The new Paralympic torch. 02/09/12 11:03:49	25

	Spagyetti. 12/11/12 12:00:09	3 24

	"You got a light?"..."I am the light Baby." 11/11/12 20:03:59	17 23
Thank you for your kind comments and pm's. It's a privilege just to be part of such a fantastic site and group of people, and like it's been said before, this is the icing on the cake. --Dan Dan
	lol "Dad, why does that balloon in your wallet taste like Strawberries?" 25/08/13 7:00:10	22

	"I found them on Gumtree." 05/04/13 7:00:08	19

	45 Degrees and he's wearing a jumper. 27/11/12 20:01:31	4 19

	65 Million years B.T. 23/11/12 12:11:12	19

	Life's a beach...And then you die. 16/07/12 19:12:26	19

	"Quick....Someone call 99." 12/07/12 10:00:11	19

	This painting needs hairbrushing. 05/04/12 10:13:21	19

	Magic Johnson & Johnson. 27/08/13 7:00:14	1 18
you beat me to this one :( good show!! --Ross Davidson
	Spray Tan. 24/09/12 7:00:10	18

	♫ Strawberry yields for Trevor. ♫ 06/09/12 19:00:09	18

	lol Unfortunately, Simon melted 5 minutes later when a gritter came racing past him. 26/03/13 8:13:51	17

	creative Gun fight at the OK L'oreal. 16/01/13 12:30:13	1 17

	"Fucking Flies." 15/01/13 20:07:06	17

	"I've used sunbeds all my life and they've never done me any harm." Said Stacey, 19 from Birmingham. 30/09/12 11:00:09	17

	Don't you just hate it when you're stuck behind a slow couch. 01/09/12 19:00:08	17

	Lost Property. 20/02/12 11:00:19	17

	"But before you choose....Here's our Graham with a quick reminder." 04/06/12 20:19:53	1 16

	Every Sunday the wife does a car boot tale. 19/03/12 20:00:31	1 16

	Mate Tricks. 06/01/12 11:43:01	16

	The tranny's in for a service. 23/10/11 19:01:58	16

	"We're gonna need a bigger catapult." 30/03/13 20:02:31	15

	Dave came 1st in the fancy dress competition...The jammy c**t. 22/03/13 20:01:38	1 15
Oh my God! Brilliant. --Michael Monkhouse
	Gran Theft Auto. 12/03/13 12:00:10	15

	"OK, I've hit the space bar, now what..." 21/12/12 8:00:10	15

	"Take it back, I wanted a full English." 14/12/12 20:10:24	15

	Ever since I won the lotto last year, a lot of old faces have been coming out of the woodwork. 07/12/12 8:26:18	15

	Pea-kaboo. 09/11/12 20:03:34	15

	We dry any car.com. 28/09/12 19:00:10	1 15

	"Isn't the weather lovely in Dune?" 16/08/12 11:00:34	15

	"I think I've been stitched up." 10/08/12 19:00:08	15

	My skittle pony 18/10/14 19:12:14	14

	â™¬ I'm a fire farter, A twisted fire farter. â™¬ 12/02/13 20:00:57	14

	Tonight, Eric is going out with his blind date, and to be fair, it's a bloody good job she is. 10/01/13 12:19:47	14

	"Jeffery, please, for the love of God, free my nipple from this horrid contraption." 27/12/12 20:00:09	14

	Toyture Chamber. 26/10/12 7:00:23	14

	"Say Wheeze." 15/09/12 19:07:35	14

	"Shit!...Who's moved the swimming pool?" 06/07/12 19:05:19	14

	Ben couldn't wait to get home and batter his Sausage. 24/05/12 10:00:08	14

	Marge Simpson was never any good at photography. 10/04/12 19:00:17	14

	Emma was trying to Kick the habit. 21/01/12 11:23:20	14

	"FUCK! I forgot about the bloody tunnel." 14/07/13 19:07:53	13

	"Forgive us Father for we have Skinned." 24/03/13 12:42:10	13

	Miss Fire. 15/02/13 8:00:11	2 13
Never trust a cannon ball --Tosser Wivlov
	Creche Test Dummy. 17/01/13 20:00:09	13

	"Had an accident that weren't your vault?" 04/12/12 8:35:39	2 13

	"Here's Johnny." 31/10/12 12:00:21	13

	Scare Dryer. 04/07/12 19:05:13	13

	"We buy any core.com." 16/02/12 20:15:32	13

	8 out of 10 cats prefer not to be shot up the arse with a pellet gun. 13/01/12 20:01:22	13

	I know it's straight because I used a spirit level 15/10/14 7:08:36	12

	clever Emu and Rod. 13/10/14 19:00:46	12

	"No no no, I wanted a toilet duck." 30/08/13 7:04:53	12

	Embarrassingly for Wayne, It wasn't just the temperature of the water that was rising. 08/06/13 19:40:36	12

	lol "I'm new to this all this baby stuff...It's alien to me." 29/03/13 20:05:36	12

	"Help yourself to something to eat" Victoria Beckham said to her handyman. 13/03/13 12:02:40	12

	"You've missed a Bic." 03/03/13 20:39:36	12

	creative 🎵 The Thai is high but he's holding on. 🎵 06/02/13 18:39:12	12

	Pete and 2 Veg. 17/11/12 8:00:07	12

	"Hold the lion please." 15/11/12 20:00:09	12

	Great legs, nice bush too. 11/11/12 8:00:09	12

	Wallapy. 05/11/12 20:00:10	12

	...And the locals said this new bus service would never take off. 28/10/12 8:00:09	12

	Despite hard evidence, Kermit denied all allegations that he was on Coke. 23/10/12 11:14:48	12

	Drag racing. 15/09/12 11:01:11	1 12

	"Here's a throw for your new settee." 03/09/12 11:00:10	12

	"I can see yew." 14/06/12 19:00:08	6 12

	Juan born every minute. 30/05/12 19:00:07	12

	♫ you're gonna fine me....Out in the Country. ♫ 18/05/12 19:22:19	1 12

	Curb Trawling. 16/05/12 19:06:38	12

	Bubble and Beak. 15/05/12 19:27:39	12

	Tot Gear. 14/04/12 19:46:11	12

	John Peel. 06/04/12 19:00:18	12

	Congratulations Mrs Smith....It's twins. 03/04/12 19:00:51	12

	Typical, you wait ages for a dead sparrow then 2 come along at once. 21/03/12 11:00:41	1 12

	Check Mates. 11/03/12 11:00:26	12

	Magnifying Lass. 23/02/12 20:00:11	12

	The car park's free but there's dog shit everywhere. 14/12/11 20:01:19	12

	Corn on the knob. 20/11/11 11:00:09	12

	Right now Patch regretted being a sniffer dog. 14/11/11 11:01:05	12

	"And you'll feel the water go warm in 3, 2, 1.. 08/10/14 11:00:40	2 11
Is that because he's going to pee? --John Glover
	lol It's 90 degrees in the shade, and he's wearing a vest! 05/10/14 11:14:33	11

	A cracking night out. A good curry and a bit of pussy. 22/09/13 20:08:57	1 11
Finger licking good --David Devine
	lol "Let's see you 'meep meep' past me ya lanky bastard." 05/09/13 19:00:10	11

	creative It's only 9% truth. 05/09/13 7:05:01	3 11
Truth instead of true? --Mr Blonde
	For sale: Lovely little house...Comes with a drive. 31/03/13 19:05:10	11

	A little higher and we'd be able to see his bag/pipe. 27/03/13 20:06:36	11

	"Dad, I heard Mommy on the phone telling Auntie Mandy she's caught syphilis. Can we try and catch a syphilis please?" 20/12/12 20:00:09	1 11

	"Some bastard has keyed my car." 20/12/12 8:06:33	11

	A shite at the opera. 14/12/12 12:06:42	11

	"We look a right pair of twats." 13/12/12 8:02:07	11

	♫ ♫ The tide is Thai but I'm holding on... 18/11/12 12:20:33	11

	..."But the doctor said we need to try and get in shape." 13/10/12 11:00:11	11

	3 Men and a maybe. 09/10/12 19:35:13	11

	No one was armed in the making of this photo. 21/08/12 19:02:59	11

	The Beach Boys. 16/08/12 11:00:08	11

	The driver obviously lost their Focus. 12/06/12 19:00:08	11

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Cheers Steve.

(caption author)

04/05/12
7:20pm

comment on caption:
Save Our Soles. [Dan Dan]

You are welcome but I would still use 'soles' and not 'souls' myself. ;)

Steve Fosbraey

04/05/12
7:22pm

comment on caption:
Save Our Soles. [Dan Dan]

Did. wink

(caption author)

04/05/12
7:24pm

comment on caption:
Save Our Soles. [Dan Dan]

Eeewwww

Michael Monkhouse

16/05/12
9:14am

comment on caption:
"No bread Mr Duck, But there's plenty of cheese." [Dan Dan]

This is brilliant, and I couldn't help nicking it for the next caption. Remember imitation is a form of Flattery and it isn't for the same photo. I will with draw it if you take a fence, but it might let the cows out.

[anon]

19/05/12
3:37pm

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♫ you're gonna fine me....Out in the Country. ♫ [Dan Dan]

Pure class

David Manley

24/05/12
2:17pm

comment on caption:
After being quizzed over illegal taxi driving, Mohammed claimed he wasn't in it for the Prophet. [Dan Dan]

Thanks David.

(caption author)

24/05/12
6:30pm

comment on caption:
After being quizzed over illegal taxi driving, Mohammed claimed he wasn't in it for the Prophet. [Dan Dan]

People with 'labels' often are sick to the back teeth of sympathy.
When there is occasion to caption about Bipolar I'm gonna be at the front of the queue, or the end (depending how I'm feeling that day)