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	Someone just clipped his wingmirror 22/06/14 11:03:44	20

	lol "Remember, on the day of the race, there will be actual real eggs on real spoons, you have been warned." 30/01/14 20:03:56	20

	lol x3 creative Some men hide in the wardrobe when the husband comes home unexpectedly, others just make a run for it. 14/01/13 12:03:15	20

	"Aww come on Maureen, it's not every day you turn 100" 05/07/12 10:12:20	20

	Back, sack and quack. 15/05/12 19:07:34	19

	Police advise the public not to approach the thief who stole the priceless necklace though they believe he is unarmed. 31/01/14 12:07:11	18

	Lambshades. 03/05/12 19:03:05	18

	John could feel his assets shrinking. 19/01/14 20:03:57	17

	Rick had never been so keen to pick up The Bill. 31/05/12 19:10:37	17

	"Mummy, I need a Wii" 06/10/11 10:00:29	6 17

	Spirit In The Skype. 07/07/12 19:03:52	1 16

	S & wich 19/01/12 11:03:56	16

	Phil in the blanks 28/08/11 10:01:06	16

	A Big Mac and small fry. 04/02/13 20:23:05	15

	creative "And this weeks highest climber is...ME" 13/01/13 12:03:21	15

	Close Encounters Of The Thora Hird Kind. 11/06/12 19:02:54	1 15

	Could have done with some M.A.S.H. with that. 24/06/14 11:01:35	14

	Meat and greet. 06/03/12 20:04:05	14

	It's just a stage he's going through. 14/01/12 20:03:43	14

	Announcer 'Delays can be expected due to the wrong kind of show on the tracks' 21/10/11 11:04:42	14

	Would Dubai a car from this man? 23/08/11 10:01:15	1 14

	A pair of trunks 26/06/14 19:01:51	13


lol 23/06/14 19:05:18		13

	lol x2 And the award for 'Worst Crucifixion Re-enactment Group' goes to.... 28/01/14 20:03:14	13

	lol Robinson Crusole. 19/01/13 20:03:48	13

	The all new McHurry 29/12/12 20:00:58	13

	"But I cantaloupe with you, I've been married thirty years" 22/06/12 19:04:58	13

	Queue wait. 12/05/12 19:03:59	13

	Brewers droop. 28/03/12 19:09:54	3 13

	Slappy Meal. 04/02/13 20:01:21	1 12
Knuckle burger. --Ross Davidson
	Melissa liked to live life on the hedge. 14/06/12 19:01:04	12

	"Hmmm, a banana split or a Magnum?" 06/04/12 19:02:56	1 12

	"Better crack on, we're sagging behind" 20/03/12 11:08:15	12

	Squatlight. 18/03/12 20:03:22	12

	lol x2 One prick and the shot was spoiled. 03/02/14 12:15:30	11

	Man "You're quite tall for a penguin" 22/01/14 12:09:09	11

	One foot in the gravy. 29/12/12 20:08:55	11

	"Close your legs Amy, everyone can see Debussy" 17/07/12 10:08:56	10 11

	The Dirty Nine Steps. 07/04/12 10:23:10	11

	Disguise the limit. 06/02/12 20:02:02	11

	Officer 1 "How many points do you reckon?" Officer 2 "I think it's double on all beauty products till Sunday" 11/01/12 20:07:11	11

	Pingu Starr relives the good old days of Abbey Road. 16/12/11 11:31:52	11

	Peckfest at Tiffany's 22/09/11 10:42:11	11

	Hooker Duck 20/09/11 10:09:03	1 11

	'Die Fishing' by J R Hartley 03/08/11 10:02:49	11

	"Is it a write off?" "No, it's a caption competition" 12/06/12 19:04:40	10

	Virgin Rail. 07/06/12 19:01:31	10

	Fathers For Justcrisps. 30/05/12 17:35:51	10

	Sonflower 14/05/12 10:00:16	10

	Farm wrestling. 11/05/12 19:00:31	10

	Marry in haste, repent in leather. 22/03/12 20:07:13	10

	Snooze Liner. 07/02/12 20:17:50	10

	Tot Noodle 21/11/11 20:01:38	10

	"and there was me thinking iPads were for removing mascara" 15/09/11 10:05:45	10

	The Umpire Streaks Back 20/08/11 13:08:24	10

	Make mine a 999 18/08/11 10:00:51	10

	Don Flew Under the Cuckoo's Nest 03/07/11 12:12:53	1 10

	'Woods Bra Shop - For when thy cup runneth over' 19/06/14 19:10:57	9

	creative "Right, the culprit is described as very short and was last seen wearing a yellow hat with red and blue circles..." 05/02/14 20:14:43	9

	'You Are Now Entering Crinkley Bottom' 01/02/13 12:04:52	9

	Full steam a head 29/12/12 12:04:35	9

	"Damn, I forgot to hand in the Tesco clubcard" 13/06/12 19:06:31	9

	DIY...SOS. 10/06/12 10:04:58	9

	"Does my thumb look big in this?" 07/06/12 10:07:26	9

	Furmula One. 21/05/12 19:10:30	9

	"And today's Sesame Street was brought to you by the letter C and the number 2" 11/04/12 10:05:59	9

	Carrier..pigeons. 16/03/12 11:19:46	2 9

	Pick up truck. 20/01/12 11:05:35	9

	"Of course I've learned The Thaiway Code". 04/01/12 11:14:24	9

	The penguins grew rowdy as they waited for the Frozen Planet team to blow in the artificial snow. 01/01/12 20:14:33	9

	Free parking round the cornea. 14/12/11 20:05:22	9

	'We buy any car.Dot Cotton' 29/11/11 11:06:47	1 9

	McGuigan always was Head and Shoulders above the rest. 30/06/14 19:08:19	8

	"Everyone Klingon" 26/01/14 12:04:29	8

	Roadodendrons. 08/02/13 20:10:24	8

	Runderwear. 14/01/13 12:00:37	8

	City Slippers. 08/07/12 10:03:39	8

	"Hurry up in there Maud, I'm bursting" 01/07/12 10:02:21	8

	United Colours Of Ben Eat A Ton. 27/05/12 19:09:16	8

	This caption is rated P.G. 28/03/12 19:01:10	8

	Bait Expectations. 26/03/12 19:34:55	8

	The coffee here is bloody awful. 22/01/12 11:01:15	8

	Being first to the bar took a concerted effort. 14/01/12 20:10:47	8

	The Hole Nine Yards 29/10/11 10:02:57	8

	Dead Admiral 16/10/11 10:12:28	8

	Groundhog Lay 08/10/11 10:02:17	8

	"I badly need a slash" "The gents are right behind you Sir" 09/09/11 10:16:14	8

	Peg Tails 12/08/11 10:00:23	1 8

	To Boldly Glow. 26/01/14 13:22:09	7

	Cliff Barnes raised a toast at JR's funeral. 24/01/13 12:18:27	7

	lol Greg was going at some Speedo. 14/01/13 12:04:40	7

	Science Kitchen. 17/06/12 10:01:16	7

	The Texas Homecare Chainsaw Massacre. 10/06/12 10:06:28	7

	Ali ate her. 07/06/12 10:01:45	7

	Last Of The Summer Winos. 04/06/12 19:02:23	7

	Fearn Cotton. 04/06/12 10:00:44	7

	"I knew I should have shoved that cocaine up my arse like any normal drug dealer" 04/04/12 19:12:57	7

	Roger never did find his sea legs. 13/03/12 20:06:26	7

	Lake Windowmere 13/03/12 20:00:57	7

	Wheelie Bin. 02/02/12 11:03:53	7

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Will 'go' with that, thanks ;)

(caption author)

19/06/12
7:17pm

comment on caption:
'No Running On The Stairs' [Shandonbelle]

ouch :)

Linda D

19/06/12
7:17pm

comment on caption:
'No Running On The Stairs' [Shandonbelle]

He should have stayed with virgin

[anon]

07/07/12
7:37pm

comment on caption:
Spirit In The Skype. [Shandonbelle]

Aww you changed it after I voted for it.

It's still good, but I liked it better before.

Linda D

17/07/12
10:12am

comment on caption:
"Close your legs Amy, everyone can see Debussy" [Shandonbelle]

Thanks, I think this flows better though.

(caption author)

17/07/12
10:14am

comment on caption:
"Close your legs Amy, everyone can see Debussy" [Shandonbelle]

Doh! What was it before. I just voted on my phone and I think I missed version 1.1 I trust Linda if she said it was good but I like version 1.2 as well. X

Lisa Nelson

17/07/12
10:18am

comment on caption:
"Close your legs Amy, everyone can see Debussy" [Shandonbelle]

Hi Lisa.

I'm still in the technological dark ages with my phone - it's one step up from being one of those huge bricks that first came out in the 80's.

Can't remember exactly what version 1 was but it was something like... Close your legs Amy, we can almost see Debussy.

This second version of the caption will probably appeal to more people. But the other one made me laugh more because it was a bit more blunt and I guess I have a crude sense of humour *blush*.

Linda D

17/07/12
10:23am

comment on caption:
"Close your legs Amy, everyone can see Debussy" [Shandonbelle]

doh, I can't remember exactly now but something like - 'close your legs Amy, everyone can nearly see Debussy' (Linda might know though! ;))

(caption author)

17/07/12
10:24am

comment on caption:
"Close your legs Amy, everyone can see Debussy" [Shandonbelle]

Aww! I like the version 1.1 better. I voted on it anyway cos it made me chuckle but the first one is a bit more cheeky.

Linda. Tiny keyboard on my phone and sausage fingers cause me no end of problems. Tiny screen. Scrolling in and out of the page so I can see it properly. I thought that they were supposed to be a leap forward. * shakes head.

Lisa Nelson

17/07/12
10:41am

comment on caption:
"Close your legs Amy, everyone can see Debussy" [Shandonbelle]

I bow to the majority...changed to something akin to version 1 ;)

(caption author)

17/07/12
10:50am

comment on caption:
"Close your legs Amy, everyone can see Debussy" [Shandonbelle]

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