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Captions	10	2170	2722	#68
Comments	3	218	9	#98
Forum Posts		117

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Captions	3334	#63
Comments	24	#72
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	Someone just clipped his wingmirror 22/06/14 12:03:44	20

	lol "Remember, on the day of the race, there will be actual real eggs on real spoons, you have been warned." 30/01/14 20:03:56	20

	lol x3 creative Some men hide in the wardrobe when the husband comes home unexpectedly, others just make a run for it. 14/01/13 12:03:15	20

	"Aww come on Maureen, it's not every day you turn 100" 05/07/12 11:12:20	20

	Back, sack and quack. 15/05/12 20:07:34	19

	Police advise the public not to approach the thief who stole the priceless necklace though they believe he is unarmed. 31/01/14 12:07:11	18

	Lambshades. 03/05/12 20:03:05	18

	John could feel his assets shrinking. 19/01/14 20:03:57	17

	Rick had never been so keen to pick up The Bill. 31/05/12 20:10:37	17

	"Mummy, I need a Wii" 06/10/11 11:00:29	6 17

	Spirit In The Skype. 07/07/12 20:03:52	1 16

	S & wich 19/01/12 11:03:56	16

	Phil in the blanks 28/08/11 11:01:06	16

	A Big Mac and small fry. 04/02/13 20:23:05	15

	creative "And this weeks highest climber is...ME" 13/01/13 12:03:21	15

	Close Encounters Of The Thora Hird Kind. 11/06/12 20:02:54	1 15

	Could have done with some M.A.S.H. with that. 24/06/14 12:01:35	14

	Meat and greet. 06/03/12 20:04:05	14

	It's just a stage he's going through. 14/01/12 20:03:43	14

	Announcer 'Delays can be expected due to the wrong kind of show on the tracks' 21/10/11 12:04:42	14

	Would Dubai a car from this man? 23/08/11 11:01:15	1 14

	A pair of trunks 26/06/14 20:01:51	13


lol 23/06/14 20:05:18		13

	lol x2 And the award for 'Worst Crucifixion Re-enactment Group' goes to.... 28/01/14 20:03:14	13

	lol Robinson Crusole. 19/01/13 20:03:48	13

	The all new McHurry 29/12/12 20:00:58	13

	"But I cantaloupe with you, I've been married thirty years" 22/06/12 20:04:58	13

	Queue wait. 12/05/12 20:03:59	13

	Brewers droop. 28/03/12 20:09:54	3 13

	Slappy Meal. 04/02/13 20:01:21	1 12
Knuckle burger. --Ross Davidson
	Melissa liked to live life on the hedge. 14/06/12 20:01:04	12

	"Hmmm, a banana split or a Magnum?" 06/04/12 20:02:56	1 12

	"Better crack on, we're sagging behind" 20/03/12 11:08:15	12

	Squatlight. 18/03/12 20:03:22	12

	lol x2 One prick and the shot was spoiled. 03/02/14 12:15:30	11

	Man "You're quite tall for a penguin" 22/01/14 12:09:09	11

	One foot in the gravy. 29/12/12 20:08:55	11

	"Close your legs Amy, everyone can see Debussy" 17/07/12 11:08:56	10 11

	The Dirty Nine Steps. 07/04/12 11:23:10	11

	Disguise the limit. 06/02/12 20:02:02	11

	Officer 1 "How many points do you reckon?" Officer 2 "I think it's double on all beauty products till Sunday" 11/01/12 20:07:11	11

	Pingu Starr relives the good old days of Abbey Road. 16/12/11 11:31:52	11

	Peckfest at Tiffany's 22/09/11 11:42:11	11

	Hooker Duck 20/09/11 11:09:03	1 11

	'Die Fishing' by J R Hartley 03/08/11 11:02:49	11

	"Is it a write off?" "No, it's a caption competition" 12/06/12 20:04:40	10

	Virgin Rail. 07/06/12 20:01:31	10

	Fathers For Justcrisps. 30/05/12 18:35:51	10

	Sonflower 14/05/12 11:00:16	10

	Farm wrestling. 11/05/12 20:00:31	10

	Marry in haste, repent in leather. 22/03/12 20:07:13	10

	Snooze Liner. 07/02/12 20:17:50	10

	Tot Noodle 21/11/11 20:01:38	10

	"and there was me thinking iPads were for removing mascara" 15/09/11 11:05:45	10

	The Umpire Streaks Back 20/08/11 14:08:24	10

	Make mine a 999 18/08/11 11:00:51	10

	Don Flew Under the Cuckoo's Nest 03/07/11 13:12:53	1 10

	'Woods Bra Shop - For when thy cup runneth over' 19/06/14 20:10:57	9

	creative "Right, the culprit is described as very short and was last seen wearing a yellow hat with red and blue circles..." 05/02/14 20:14:43	9

	'You Are Now Entering Crinkley Bottom' 01/02/13 12:04:52	9

	Full steam a head 29/12/12 12:04:35	9

	"Damn, I forgot to hand in the Tesco clubcard" 13/06/12 20:06:31	9

	DIY...SOS. 10/06/12 11:04:58	9

	"Does my thumb look big in this?" 07/06/12 11:07:26	9

	Furmula One. 21/05/12 20:10:30	9

	"And today's Sesame Street was brought to you by the letter C and the number 2" 11/04/12 11:05:59	9

	Carrier..pigeons. 16/03/12 11:19:46	2 9

	Pick up truck. 20/01/12 11:05:35	9

	"Of course I've learned The Thaiway Code". 04/01/12 11:14:24	9

	The penguins grew rowdy as they waited for the Frozen Planet team to blow in the artificial snow. 01/01/12 20:14:33	9

	Free parking round the cornea. 14/12/11 20:05:22	9

	'We buy any car.Dot Cotton' 29/11/11 11:06:47	1 9

	McGuigan always was Head and Shoulders above the rest. 30/06/14 20:08:19	8

	"Everyone Klingon" 26/01/14 12:04:29	8

	Roadodendrons. 08/02/13 20:10:24	8

	Runderwear. 14/01/13 12:00:37	8

	City Slippers. 08/07/12 11:03:39	8

	"Hurry up in there Maud, I'm bursting" 01/07/12 11:02:21	8

	United Colours Of Ben Eat A Ton. 27/05/12 20:09:16	8

	This caption is rated P.G. 28/03/12 20:01:10	8

	Bait Expectations. 26/03/12 20:34:55	8

	The coffee here is bloody awful. 22/01/12 11:01:15	8

	Being first to the bar took a concerted effort. 14/01/12 20:10:47	8

	The Hole Nine Yards 29/10/11 11:02:57	8

	Dead Admiral 16/10/11 11:12:28	8

	Groundhog Lay 08/10/11 11:02:17	8

	"I badly need a slash" "The gents are right behind you Sir" 09/09/11 11:16:14	8

	Peg Tails 12/08/11 11:00:23	1 8

	To Boldly Glow. 26/01/14 13:22:09	7

	Cliff Barnes raised a toast at JR's funeral. 24/01/13 12:18:27	7

	lol Greg was going at some Speedo. 14/01/13 12:04:40	7

	Science Kitchen. 17/06/12 11:01:16	7

	The Texas Homecare Chainsaw Massacre. 10/06/12 11:06:28	7

	Ali ate her. 07/06/12 11:01:45	7

	Last Of The Summer Winos. 04/06/12 20:02:23	7

	Fearn Cotton. 04/06/12 11:00:44	7

	"I knew I should have shoved that cocaine up my arse like any normal drug dealer" 04/04/12 20:12:57	7

	Roger never did find his sea legs. 13/03/12 20:06:26	7

	Lake Windowmere 13/03/12 20:00:57	7

	Wheelie Bin. 02/02/12 11:03:53	7

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last comments (total: 72)

"Wii" is obvious but the word "need" makes it quite funny anyway, I think.

Martin Veith

07/10/11
3:20am

comment on caption:
"Mummy, I need a Wii" [Shandonbelle]

suggestion; Get rid of the 'a' because it reads well as; I'd larvae cuppa tea.

Mi6 Bagpuss

16/10/11
11:44am

comment on caption:
"I'd larva cuppa tea" [Shandonbelle]

infact larvae is plural of larva... I would use larva instead.

Mi6 Bagpuss

16/10/11
11:48am

comment on caption:
"I'd larva cuppa tea" [Shandonbelle]

both good suggestions, altered it now, cheers

(caption author)

16/10/11
12:33pm

comment on caption:
"I'd larva cuppa tea" [Shandonbelle]

hahaha:) funny, should have got more votes:)

Mi6 Bagpuss

20/10/11
10:45am

comment on caption:
Amy - "Is that man on the boat Captain Birdseye?"
Timmy - "No, Captain Birdseye only holds up one finger"
[Shandonbelle]

I'm sure we all thought of that (I certainly did), but felt it was too basic to get a vote!

[anon]

20/10/11
11:19am

comment on caption:
Lou was forever coming up with hair raising schemes [Shandonbelle]

He who dares.

(caption author)

20/10/11
11:20am

comment on caption:
Lou was forever coming up with hair raising schemes [Shandonbelle]

I was going to just put hair raising but dupe detector once again reminding me that I either have to be quick or come up with a different sense of humour because mine is already taken... cheeky face