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lol x3 creative 08/08/18 11:26:52		19 27
"Nah, no one's left one 'ere." --John Glover
	lol "Get a tomb!" 13/06/13 19:17:39	27

	creative The quick brown dog jumps over the lazy cow 21/10/23 9:18:42	26

	lol clever x2 The proof is in the pudding. 29/03/16 21:03:44	1 26
After proofreading your caption, I find it perfect. --Pete
	lol creative An Englishman's home is his cattle. 30/11/23 20:11:36	25

	creative clever x2 Boltergeists. 15/10/14 7:31:28	25

	The Grim Repair 06/04/24 11:08:32	23

	clever 🎵 Pets get physical, physical 🎵 14/06/22 11:59:44	1 23
Let me guess - Olivia Mewton John? --Willie Johnson
	lol creative Climb it change 15/05/18 7:55:45	23

	lol x3 clever "Umm.....what's this? DO NOT SPIT AT THE VISITORS." 21/07/16 19:35:59	23

	Spinal chord 09/09/15 11:44:04	23

	lol x2 clever "Alas, poor Yorick! I flew him well." 05/02/15 20:23:07	2 23
He was raised as a fool. --Boycie
	Trophy wife. 17/01/13 8:02:46	23

	clever x2 Only Fuel is Horses 03/01/24 10:08:09	22

	clever Kitten's Got Talent 05/06/22 11:52:22	22

	Racing from Redcar 19/04/21 11:46:24	22

	clever Forrest Dump 02/09/18 7:22:17	1 22
Definitely not a case of the runs, Forrest, runs. --Glad You Remember
	Grasper Carrot 27/07/15 7:01:25	22

	clever Fed up 17/11/24 20:08:43	21

	clever x4 Best Man's Friend 05/12/16 20:12:16	3 21
Great caption Tony --Andrea Hickling
	lol x2 "That reminds me, we must get the voltage adjusted on that electric fence." 17/10/16 19:31:44	2 21
Come fry with me... --Pussy Galore
	clever Deers looking at you kid. 21/10/14 11:53:38	2 21
Keep looking back at your caption. I love the captions that make me think "SO-OBVIOUS-but-I-never-would-have-thought-of-that-in-a-million-years." .....Nice job! --Greg Curtis
	creative x2 Paul Daniels looks lost without Debbie McGee. 03/08/14 7:32:52	3 21
What did Paul Daniels say when three thousand blue whales ejaculated in his mouth? Not a lot. --Michael Monkhouse
	lol "If this doesn't give me an orgasm, nothing will." 28/12/13 13:41:48	21

	lol x2 Sultans of Swing. 03/01/13 12:39:54	21

	Booked for driving without a Creche Helmet. 14/06/12 10:02:45	21

	Mel and Cauli 02/11/11 11:03:46	1 21

	lol In days of old when knights used Bold Wed 20:14:19	20

	She's a keeper. 12/07/24 11:35:46	1 20
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° ) --Scrijjy Doo
	clever 8 out of 10 cats prefer whispers 28/05/24 11:02:24	20

	creative She's got horizon him. 25/01/23 21:02:59	20

	The Grim Sweeper 13/10/22 11:01:09	20

	creative Condiments to the chef. 23/08/20 19:00:38	20

	He's a member of the crash team. 19/05/20 20:01:31	1 20
Dr Divid Bomber. --Woofer 6
	Hospital disorderly 19/05/20 19:38:58	20

	Knitwork Rail 20/09/18 19:00:28	20

	creative "What's this? I asked for the bridle suite." 06/12/13 8:33:13	20

	Danny DeVito's biggest roll yet. 12/11/24 12:39:30	19

	clever x2 The Hound That Rocks the Cradle 07/10/24 11:13:55	19

	clever "I suspect this painting has been doctored." 10/12/23 12:31:37	19

	Wifeguard 11/02/23 20:23:54	19

	Eton Miss 02/02/23 20:04:27	19

	clever x2 He's a chip off the old bloc. 12/04/22 19:34:03	19

	clever "I used to be the Apple of their eye." 29/05/20 11:15:21	19

	Donor kebab 24/02/20 12:38:08	19

	clever Charm offensive 29/12/19 8:41:56	19

	lol clever Bacon and legs 31/05/19 19:47:49	19

	Lidl old lady 23/09/18 7:10:03	19

	clever Boom with a view. 27/09/17 11:03:26	19

	Silletto 07/01/17 12:03:58	19

	clever Liar Liar 22/09/15 7:29:41	3 19
It is a reference to the playground chant "liar, liar your pants are on fire" I personally think it is quite clever, these captions, where further thought is required don't get enough recognition in my book. Hope that helps :) --Leroy Brown
	Whiz kid 08/07/15 7:24:31	19

	lol x3 "Play it nice and cool son, nice and cool." 20/06/15 19:51:45	19

	Close, but no cigar 18/06/15 11:01:17	19

	lol "Quick! Get the Hoover. Mum and Dad will be back from holiday any minute." 13/03/15 12:10:04	19

	Yankee Google 03/02/15 20:27:37	19

	lol Having tried on all the shoes in the shop, Katie decided that she liked the first pair that she tried on the best. 02/11/14 12:51:29	19

	Behind every great man there's a freight woman. 22/08/12 19:08:47	1 19
Millennial man; no mean task to philosophize about the next tweet before his soy latte. --Mauris Iocus
	Filter coffee. 07/08/14 7:14:47	18

	lol creative "It's the worst case of heartburn that the Gaviscon fire brigade have had to deal with." 01/07/14 11:09:52	18

	Rick's mobile ironing service was proving popular with the ladies. 30/05/14 7:28:02	18

	lol As he got older, Max hired a taxi to chase vans. 05/10/13 20:47:16	2 18
Congrats! This is October's winning caption, featured on the official Caption.Me Facebook page --Chris Beach
	creative Clockwork Arrange. 13/01/13 8:05:49	18

	"Nightwear on Elm Street." 27/05/12 10:46:57	18

	Spread The Word 17/10/11 10:20:01	18

	"Fill 'er up." 30/05/24 11:03:23	18

	Unhappy meal 16/05/24 11:08:18	18

	clever "The Christmas post has arrived!" 01/12/23 12:14:43	18

	Front row seats still available. 20/10/23 19:42:23	18

	Let sleeping dogs dry 14/08/22 19:44:02	18

	Barbie doll 25/03/22 21:02:57	18

	A gas, poor Yorick! 12/09/19 19:02:06	18

	That's another fine mess. 14/06/19 11:26:01	1 18
Anything that evokes a bit of Stan and Olly deserves a vote . --stone face
	clever The Best Little Horsehouse in Texas. 16/04/19 20:09:15	18

	clever Breakfast on Tiffany 30/03/19 12:19:08	18

	Dental sturgeon 23/06/17 11:10:42	18

	clever You can't judge a buck by it's cover. 06/02/16 12:45:49	18

	creative Sexual graffitication 10/07/15 7:02:50	18

	Hen & Perry's 15/09/24 11:09:37	17

	New Kits On The Block 20/05/24 11:00:38	17

	Z-Cars 10/04/24 11:03:55	17

	Losta Coffee 26/02/24 20:19:38	17

	Mistakes and Ladders 12/01/24 20:31:32	17

	Kentucky Pride Chicken 20/07/23 11:03:51	17

	Running a vehicle on methane gas does have it's disadvantages. 04/04/23 11:09:31	17

	clever "Waiter! There's a flyer in my scoop." 16/01/23 12:10:17	3 17

	Snackered! 07/08/21 19:03:11	17

	There's no such thing as a free launch. 29/12/20 20:04:14	17

	Glumdog Millionaire 18/06/20 8:58:27	17

	lol Counter-terrorist 27/06/19 19:13:18	1 17
Jacksie Bauer --Troompa Loompa
	lol "I'll never get in now, he's doing his bloody captions!" 11/01/19 21:00:26	17

	Salvador Raleigh 25/11/18 8:44:10	17

	Cameleon 09/04/16 7:12:30	17

	Window dressing 23/03/16 13:09:40	17

	Meal High Club 24/09/15 19:00:32	17

	"The name's Bond - Vagabond." 01/09/15 11:50:57	1 17
Licensed to smell. --Spud Gunn II
	creative Whodonut. 19/04/14 7:04:02	17

	Rye smile. 08/11/13 8:09:16	17

	creative Bouncy hunter. 19/08/13 19:49:06	17

	"Let's celibate." 12/02/13 12:15:07	17

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Of course it's the John Mills film Mr D, that's why I suggested the change from 'cold' to 'cod'! I suggested the 'in Alex' bit because it might make the reference confusing. I always get distracted with that film by how beautiful Sylvia Syms is, and can only remember the plot in the parts where she isn't in the frame. She switches my brain firmly to the 'off' position- 'Desert... something... Sylvia Syms... tank thing... Sylvia Syms...'.