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03/03/16 20:15:26 |
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31/03/16 7:00:10 |
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Best of the week. --John Glover
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11/11/14 12:00:06 |
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Thank you for the nice comments :-) --Cath Jones
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16/07/16 7:00:10 |
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Thanks for the nice comments guys.Toad/toed in the hole is one of those captions that occur quite often, I did one a few months before Fraser's, as have other captioners before that. --Welsh Rarebit
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03/11/15 20:37:53 |
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"When I asked you to give me a quote for the damage...?" 08/04/18 7:36:55 |
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Thanks everyone for your comments and votes :-) --Welsh Rarebit
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31/03/13 7:02:14 |
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Houston, wee have a problem. --Pete
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Barbara has a highly infectious laugh. 03/05/13 19:07:31 |
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26/07/18 12:51:38 |
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Here's another one JG - caption.me/57912 :) --Pete
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17/10/15 19:00:07 |
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02/08/15 20:09:56 |
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07/08/12 11:27:04 |
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Children should be seen and not blurred. 10/05/19 7:49:01 |
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No ..that's exactly what I meant..I always propose to the monthly winner..and because am such a handsome bastard I just knew you'd say yes xx(PS I normally put in for a divorce once the fifty quid is spent.) --stone face
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15/12/18 12:00:10 |
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I'm over the moon! thanks everyone :-) I wish everyone a Happy New Year --Welsh Rarebit
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"Beryl, can we go home now as I've got a Whopper of a headache." 29/07/18 19:08:29 |
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05/05/19 7:00:39 |
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12/05/18 19:00:07 |
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Captioneer in Cumbria is determined not to miss the 12 o'clock photo. 08/12/15 12:00:59 |
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26/08/15 19:11:16 |
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🎵 "I'm a little teapot, short and kraut..." 05/08/14 19:00:06 |
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Even at her age, Emily has no problem with her Joints. 11/01/13 20:00:08 |
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It is often found in Fairies Rings. 05/01/13 12:00:40 |
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25/11/19 8:00:08 |
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Thanks everyone for the comments and votes. November has been a very lucky month, winning 5 times on the lottery (grand total of £67.60!) and now on caption.me! --Welsh Rarebit
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03/05/19 7:00:09 |
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16/06/18 19:02:37 |
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22/08/17 19:04:13 |
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29/04/14 19:06:34 |
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Cheers Ian. I get it now. I've had a long day :) --Mark England
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15/02/13 12:00:46 |
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over my dead body ! --Spud Gunn
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"Jim, have you got rid of that slag yet?" 22/05/12 19:23:53 |
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"I'll post this on Faithbook..." 07/05/19 11:00:04 |
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So Jesus spoke with a lithp? --Karyn Harrison
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For Sale: British Bulldog, in mint condition. 28/11/18 8:00:14 |
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Caught by using the right hook. 06/02/16 20:00:10 |
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...and a good punchline. --Leroy Brown
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Hindsight is not always a wonderful thing. 19/09/15 11:03:09 |
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repeat repeat repeut --cunt cunt
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15/06/15 11:00:52 |
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"Shit, if I'd known that I was going to have my photo taken, I would have shaved my legs" 25/04/15 11:00:08 |
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Is vaginal itching driving you up the wall? 19/10/14 7:00:27 |
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Not quite up to scratch. --John Glover
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🎵 "I come from a gland down under..." 🎵 25/03/14 12:59:52 |
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14/05/13 11:02:00 |
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12/11/12 20:00:30 |
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02/09/12 11:02:41 |
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Invasion Of The Biddy Snatchers. 11/06/12 19:06:49 |
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23/10/11 10:09:36 |
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"When Bob asked me to marry him, I explained to him that my children and I come as a package." 30/06/19 19:00:07 |
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10/06/19 11:01:07 |
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This isn't just any onion, this is a Marks & Sparks onion 26/04/19 11:05:37 |
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Soldiers were brought in to help clean up the mess. 28/01/19 12:02:09 |
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🎵 Here comes the tide.. 🎵 19/01/19 8:00:08 |
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24/11/18 20:00:11 |
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When Gran said she was going to Spar...? 30/09/18 19:00:08 |
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10/08/18 19:00:08 |
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31/07/18 11:07:57 |
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I asked the missus if we could have a pool room... 15/07/18 19:00:34 |
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03/06/18 19:00:07 |
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17/04/17 20:04:24 |
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Roger the owner likes to play safe by hedging his pets. 06/09/15 19:00:07 |
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30/08/15 7:00:07 |
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05/10/14 11:14:49 |
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19/11/13 12:21:48 |
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Unfortunately, 10 minutes later it was a write off. 04/04/13 7:00:12 |
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19/12/12 12:01:36 |
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Phil would prefer to be a Fosters parent. 09/12/12 12:20:47 |
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21/11/12 20:00:19 |
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"Well, here's another fine Ness you've gotten me into!" 22/08/12 11:00:08 |
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14/12/11 20:00:26 |
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01/11/11 11:08:04 |
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🎵 Jesus Christ, scooter star..🎵 16/06/14 19:00:05 |
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Ha ha! Great caption --Zac Kramer
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and Lewis in the Maclaren is called over to the pit stop for attire change. 27/07/13 11:01:00 |
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Inspired! --Joe
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16/11/12 20:00:08 |
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08/10/12 19:33:44 |
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23/09/12 19:00:30 |
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21/09/12 13:57:21 |
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19/08/12 19:00:12 |
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"Why would anyone send me Spam mail?" 21/06/12 19:01:53 |
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"I'm dilated to make your acquaintance" 30/05/12 19:03:00 |
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19/10/11 10:11:45 |
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20/01/20 20:00:04 |
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Jesus Christ, is that the time? 14/12/19 8:00:08 |
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19/04/19 19:00:04 |
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"When I asked for a continental breakfast...." 17/02/19 20:00:06 |
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It's good to see a school keeping photos of its previous pupils. 22/10/18 19:04:08 |
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29/08/18 19:00:13 |
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Nice one, wish I had thought of that! --Greg Curtis
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01/07/18 11:00:16 |
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03/06/18 7:00:09 |
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03/03/18 20:00:54 |
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darn darn darn u beat me to it by 30 secs lol --tony kelly
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11/02/18 12:09:21 |
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"Hey Jermaine, can you roll my spliff for me? My joints aren't what they used to be" 10/01/17 20:00:10 |
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27/09/16 7:55:32 |
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09/03/16 12:00:06 |
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22/01/16 20:04:34 |
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11/01/16 12:02:12 |
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"Madam, maybe the cap would be more suitable?" 08/11/15 21:05:54 |
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01/09/15 19:00:06 |
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I keep telling Norman to stop having a slash in the shower... 01/07/15 19:20:18 |
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24/06/15 11:01:00 |
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23/01/15 20:00:32 |
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21/01/15 12:00:21 |
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18/10/14 19:00:41 |
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"Damn, the pen's run out of ink, fetch me the squid!" 30/12/19 20:00:09 |
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30/12/19 8:00:10 |
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22/12/19 20:00:04 |
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Spruce Willis? --Scrijjy Doo
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It isn't very original if so many have the same idea, let alone creative.. I would have voted for it if it had been slightly different like my (bad) flush in Japan comment but then better. Stating the obvious could result in uploading ( and voting) for pictures made with captions in mind...think of an obvious caption, take a picture and be the first to add a caption "ctrl.v"..
10:55am
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A Flash in the Pan. [Cath Jones]
It's an apt if not original caption which suits the picture. lets not get too precious about it...so put that pellet gun away, some of us are bending over in the garden doing a bit of post Christmas worm hunting...might get messy ;)
11:01am
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A Flash in the Pan. [Cath Jones]
Just a flash in the pan, it will soon pass and be forgotten. ( Yep, I was going to do it also, just wasn't quick enough.)
12:26pm
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A Flash in the Pan. [Cath Jones]
If six people have the same idea, it's probably a good'un. Obvious, perhaps, but popular.
There are a lot of great minds on caption.me now, so I fully expect to see some duplication. What's great about the community here is that people generally delete their own caption if it duplicates an earlier submission.
I'm very close to rolling out the super vote feature. Soon we'll see a new dimension to voting, which will reward the cleverest and laugh-out-loud funny captions. Watch this space.
12:28pm
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A Flash in the Pan. [Cath Jones]
Congratulations Cath....nice way to start 2013
2:06am
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Phil would prefer to be a Fosters parent. [Cath Jones]
Congratulations! Well done Sistren, Number 3 and plenty more to come. X
8:21am
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Phil would prefer to be a Fosters parent. [Cath Jones]
Well done Cath,well deserved winner and very apt caption ....Happy New Beer
10:00am
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Phil would prefer to be a Fosters parent. [Cath Jones]
Congratulations Cath! much deserved :)
10:01am
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Phil would prefer to be a Fosters parent. [Cath Jones]
Great caption, well done Cath.
10:05am
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Phil would prefer to be a Fosters parent. [Cath Jones]
Congratulations Cath, a great caption!
10:36am
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Phil would prefer to be a Fosters parent. [Cath Jones]