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	All Time
	Quota	Added	Score	Rank
Captions	10	19105	38336	#3
Photos
Comments	3	936	456	#20
Forum Posts		60
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Captions	13670	#18
Photos	3986	#2
Comments	473	#17
Forum Posts
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	lol creative clever "...but I hate my brothel." 03/03/16 20:15:26	31

	creative clever x4 Cinq Hole 31/03/16 7:00:10	5 29
Best of the week. --John Glover
	clever x6 Today is arm assist day. 11/11/14 12:00:06	5 29
Thank you for the nice comments :-) --Cath Jones
	lol x3 Toed in the hole 16/07/16 7:00:10	16 28
Thanks for the nice comments guys.Toad/toed in the hole is one of those captions that occur quite often, I did one a few months before Fraser's, as have other captioners before that. --Welsh Rarebit
	creative clever Full Petal Jacket. 03/11/15 20:37:53	28

	lol creative x2 clever x2 "When I asked you to give me a quote for the damage...?" 08/04/18 7:36:55	16 27
Thanks everyone for your comments and votes :-) --Welsh Rarebit
	lol creative x3 Wet knee Houston. 31/03/13 7:02:14	2 27
Houston, wee have a problem. --Pete
	creative x3 Barbara has a highly infectious laugh. 03/05/13 19:07:31	26

	creative clever x2 Altar Ego 26/07/18 12:51:38	1 26
Here's another one JG - caption.me/57912 :) --Pete
	lol clever Prick Teas 17/10/15 19:00:07	25

	lol My Big Fat Tipsy Wedding. 02/08/15 20:09:56	25

	Grillers in the mist. 07/08/12 11:27:04	15 25

	clever x2 Children should be seen and not blurred. 10/05/19 7:49:01	22 24
No ..that's exactly what I meant..I always propose to the monthly winner..and because am such a handsome bastard I just knew you'd say yes xx(PS I normally put in for a divorce once the fifty quid is spent.) --stone face

lol clever x2 15/12/18 12:00:10		17 24
I'm over the moon! thanks everyone :-) I wish everyone a Happy New Year --Welsh Rarebit
	creative "Beryl, can we go home now as I've got a Whopper of a headache." 29/07/18 19:08:29	23

	lol Lord of the Rings 05/05/19 7:00:39	22

	lol For clumsy clots 12/05/18 19:00:07	22

	Captioneer in Cumbria is determined not to miss the 12 o'clock photo. 08/12/15 12:00:59	22

	clever Alcohol de-pendant 26/08/15 19:11:16	22

	creative x2 🎵 "I'm a little teapot, short and kraut..." 05/08/14 19:00:06	22

	lol x3 Even at her age, Emily has no problem with her Joints. 11/01/13 20:00:08	22

	lol creative It is often found in Fairies Rings. 05/01/13 12:00:40	22

	lol For your rise only 25/11/19 8:00:08	15 21
Thanks everyone for the comments and votes. November has been a very lucky month, winning 5 times on the lottery (grand total of Â£67.60!) and now on caption.me! --Welsh Rarebit
	The Snuggly Duckling 03/05/19 7:00:09	21

	clever Message in a brothel 16/06/18 19:02:37	21

	clever x2 Slumdog pillion heirs 22/08/17 19:04:13	21

	lol creative "Ass to la vista, Baby!" 29/04/14 19:06:34	6 21
Cheers Ian. I get it now. I've had a long day :) --Mark England
	lol Rex marks the Plot. 15/02/13 12:00:46	2 21
over my dead body ! --Spud Gunn
	"Jim, have you got rid of that slag yet?" 22/05/12 19:23:53	1 21

	"I'll post this on Faithbook..." 07/05/19 11:00:04	1 20
So Jesus spoke with a lithp? --Karyn Harrison
	For Sale: British Bulldog, in mint condition. 28/11/18 8:00:14	20

	clever Caught by using the right hook. 06/02/16 20:00:10	1 20
...and a good punchline. --Leroy Brown
	lol clever Hindsight is not always a wonderful thing. 19/09/15 11:03:09	1 20
repeat repeat repeut --cunt cunt
	clever Mat-a-door 15/06/15 11:00:52	20

	lol creative "Shit, if I'd known that I was going to have my photo taken, I would have shaved my legs" 25/04/15 11:00:08	20

	Is vaginal itching driving you up the wall? 19/10/14 7:00:27	2 20
Not quite up to scratch. --John Glover
	lol creative x2 🎵 "I come from a gland down under..." 🎵 25/03/14 12:59:52	20

	Spar Trek. 14/05/13 11:02:00	20

	The Flying Squatsman. 12/11/12 20:00:30	20

	A lamputee. 02/09/12 11:02:41	20

	Invasion Of The Biddy Snatchers. 11/06/12 19:06:49	2 20

	The French Confection. 23/10/11 10:09:36	3 20

	"When Bob asked me to marry him, I explained to him that my children and I come as a package." 30/06/19 19:00:07	19

	JC and the Sunshine Band 10/06/19 11:01:07	19

	This isn't just any onion, this is a Marks & Sparks onion 26/04/19 11:05:37	19

	Soldiers were brought in to help clean up the mess. 28/01/19 12:02:09	19

	🎵 Here comes the tide.. 🎵 19/01/19 8:00:08	19

	lol clever Konnichihuahua 24/11/18 20:00:11	19

	When Gran said she was going to Spar...? 30/09/18 19:00:08	19

	Loafers 10/08/18 19:00:08	19

	Transvestheights 31/07/18 11:07:57	19

	I asked the missus if we could have a pool room... 15/07/18 19:00:34	19

	Kalashnicoffee table 03/06/18 19:00:07	19

	lol Hattie Jacques Cousteau 17/04/17 20:04:24	19

	Roger the owner likes to play safe by hedging his pets. 06/09/15 19:00:07	19

	Caption Pugwash 30/08/15 7:00:07	19

	Fun Guy grows on tree. 05/10/14 11:14:49	19

	creative x2 Hop along classily. 19/11/13 12:21:48	19

	Unfortunately, 10 minutes later it was a write off. 04/04/13 7:00:12	19

	Parrotrooper. 19/12/12 12:01:36	19

	Phil would prefer to be a Fosters parent. 09/12/12 12:20:47	15 19

	The Umpire Strikes Back. 21/11/12 20:00:19	19

	"Well, here's another fine Ness you've gotten me into!" 22/08/12 11:00:08	19

	New Pupils Welcome. 14/12/11 20:00:26	1 19

	A cat as trophy. 01/11/11 11:08:04	13 19

	lol 🎵 Jesus Christ, scooter star..🎵 16/06/14 19:00:05	1 18
Ha ha! Great caption --Zac Kramer
	lol creative and Lewis in the Maclaren is called over to the pit stop for attire change. 27/07/13 11:01:00	1 18
Inspired! --Joe
	Park and Died. 16/11/12 20:00:08	1 18

	A View to a Grill. 08/10/12 19:33:44	18

	A Parking Meteor. 23/09/12 19:00:30	18

	Reproduction Furniture. 21/09/12 13:57:21	18

	Suite Dreams. 19/08/12 19:00:12	1 18

	"Why would anyone send me Spam mail?" 21/06/12 19:01:53	18

	"I'm dilated to make your acquaintance" 30/05/12 19:03:00	18

	Iraq of Ribs. 19/10/11 10:11:45	1 18

	Roll Models 20/01/20 20:00:04	18

	Jesus Christ, is that the time? 14/12/19 8:00:08	18

	Planet of the Vapes 19/04/19 19:00:04	1 18

	clever "When I asked for a continental breakfast...." 17/02/19 20:00:06	18

	It's good to see a school keeping photos of its previous pupils. 22/10/18 19:04:08	18

	Party Pooper 29/08/18 19:00:13	1 18
Nice one, wish I had thought of that! --Greg Curtis
	"Will you Moray me?" 01/07/18 11:00:16	18

	lol Mutt Plug 03/06/18 7:00:09	18

	clever Coldplay 03/03/18 20:00:54	2 18
darn darn darn u beat me to it by 30 secs lol --tony kelly
	clever Slip of the tongue. 11/02/18 12:09:21	18

	"Hey Jermaine, can you roll my spliff for me? My joints aren't what they used to be" 10/01/17 20:00:10	18

	Volleybrawl 27/09/16 7:55:32	18

	clever Urine denial 09/03/16 12:00:06	18

	lol Leap Frock 22/01/16 20:04:34	18

	clever Sucker for punishment 11/01/16 12:02:12	18

	"Madam, maybe the cap would be more suitable?" 08/11/15 21:05:54	18

	Wiguana 01/09/15 19:00:06	18

	I keep telling Norman to stop having a slash in the shower... 01/07/15 19:20:18	18

	clever "Peek-a-booze" 24/06/15 11:01:00	18

	clever Reservoir Gods 23/01/15 20:00:32	18

	Parma Sutra 21/01/15 12:00:21	18

	Very colourfoal 18/10/14 19:00:41	18

	clever x2 "Damn, the pen's run out of ink, fetch me the squid!" 30/12/19 20:00:09	17

	Every which way but loos 30/12/19 8:00:10	17

	Spruce Willis 22/12/19 20:00:04	3 17
Spruce Willis? --Scrijjy Doo

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last comments (total: 644)

A good caption if there was only the couple in the photo but what about the woman with the gun.

Pete

02/09/12
8:11pm

comment on caption:
Sex and the Settee. [Cath Jones]

Sex and the city is all about banging everyone, isn't it?

(caption author)

02/09/12
8:16pm

comment on caption:
Sex and the Settee. [Cath Jones]

Sex and the City is the only show on telly where the blokes are more shaggable than the women. I'd do Mr Big instead of Horseface. No wonder there are so many gays in America.