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	All Time
	Quota	Added	Score	Rank
Captions	10	1483	2600	#71
Photos		38	128	#13
Comments	3	89	11	#96
Forum Posts		25

	All Time
	Voted	Rank
Captions	1694	#96
Photos	104	#74
Comments	22	#75
Forum Posts

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16/03/16 20:27:35		4

	" What are your emissions on that Mavis?" " Ooh, I just parp and ride" 23/10/15 11:59:50	4

	Here we have Jane modelling the new treatment for nits.....headmice. 22/10/15 11:57:37	4

	Forlorn Tennis 18/09/15 19:00:52	4

	I thought McDonald's didn't use artificial colouring? 16/09/15 19:06:43	4

	General Belguano 12/09/15 20:19:40	4

	That particular tune gave her jingles down her spine. 09/09/15 11:37:55	2 4
or even jingles --Boycie
	Beware of drifting in and out of lanes. 03/09/15 11:54:25	4

	Puss in cahoots 02/09/15 11:10:12	4

	Inspect a gadget 16/08/15 10:36:39	4

	Emily was single and looking for a match. 13/08/15 19:21:52	4

	When he chose to go out with the village bike he didn't realise she'd have quite so much baggage. 08/08/15 8:37:36	4

	On her first naked shower scene, Kitty was too ashamed to reveal what lay beneath, surely it wasn't normal to have eight nipples? 04/08/15 7:20:33	1 4
catnips? --Dan Nicholls
	If you think this is ugly, you should see my arse. 01/08/15 19:00:42	4

	Playing the Hokey Cokey whilst off her head, seemed like a good idea until she couldn't get her right leg back in again. 22/07/15 17:54:22	4

	Since meeting Ralph, her feet hadn't touched the ground. 14/07/15 7:08:50	4

	"Hey mister...does my arse look big on this?" 26/06/15 19:11:53	4

	Flour power 18/06/15 7:21:36	4

	Kate and Paul had previously tried a no strings relationship. 17/06/15 14:34:13	4

	4 foot hedge. 08/07/12 19:01:09	4

	Paul's woolley. 01/06/12 10:05:56	4

	"Great quality too, I'd swear by them." 28/05/12 19:00:33	4

	Not afraid to dig up the past, Mel searched for her first love, Peat. 22/05/12 10:00:10	4

	Vermin on the streets again. Must be the school holidays. 20/05/12 10:02:33	4

	" Don't touch old portable stereos kitty, you'll catch tape worm." 09/05/12 10:00:34	4

	All dressed up for a first date, Ryan was hoping smoking would increase his chance of a stroke. 07/05/12 19:00:14	4

	Snowbored. 30/04/12 19:01:26	4

	Attack of the Clones 27/04/12 10:00:10	4

	Amy was in voile mood. 25/04/12 19:01:47	4

	Flopsy 24/04/12 19:03:00	4

	"Look mate, you shouldn't bottle up your feelings; it's good to talk". 20/04/12 19:17:03	4

	Farmers are never too far away from a heap of shit. 12/04/12 10:08:14	4

	They ignored Health and Safety and did asbestos they could. 11/04/12 19:00:45	4

	Isn't this what they call hot desking? 03/04/12 10:53:26	4

	Art galleries are so boaring. 30/03/12 19:00:23	4

	Shadow Secretary for Defence. 26/03/12 10:34:33	4

	Birds of a feather flop together. 21/03/12 11:00:43	4

	Sally was a light sleeper. 18/03/12 20:34:41	4

	Nigerian para-olympic basketball team not defeated by lack of wheels. 05/03/12 11:01:37	4

	Mark convinced the police that the dog was an accessory. 21/11/11 11:01:21	4

	"I said press F9 not K9" 11/11/11 11:18:16	4

	Are you sure she said "Muriel"? 07/11/11 11:02:06	4

	They approached the next course with baited breath. 07/11/11 9:19:45	4

	Memories of her around the world trip flooded back. 05/11/11 20:02:53	4

	Young woman finds herself in a sticky situation. 05/11/11 11:05:18	4

	"I want that one" 02/11/11 11:00:14	4

	Escaping from poverty was no longer just a pipe dream. 26/10/11 10:01:30	1 4

	"Na-nu,Na-nu" 22/10/11 20:13:18	4

	Tears of a Clown 21/10/11 10:03:46	4

	Ladybuoys? 14/10/11 19:00:24	4

	She regretted giving head 29/09/11 10:00:43	4

	WTD? 20/09/11 10:00:24	4

	Yorkshire water use underhand tap-tics. 04/09/11 10:50:35	4

	Beware of couples falling out. 08/07/12 10:08:56	3

	The Higgs Boson, Jesus searched to see if it was the genuine particle. 07/07/12 19:04:13	1 3

	Too many dupes, I Camembert it. 03/07/12 10:07:56	3

	More evidence to prove Anders Breivik was an absolute knitter. 01/06/12 10:37:00	3

	Mike had always wanted to steal his milk directly from the cow, I didn't think he had the bottle. 31/05/12 10:39:52	3

	"What's wrong with it? You said you wanted a dump." 25/05/12 19:00:36	3

	Production shot of 'The Full Monty 2' begins with casting. 22/05/12 19:00:21	3

	Dual at Dawn. 11/05/12 19:00:20	3

	Italian gatto blaster 09/05/12 10:01:15	2 3

	" I'm sure there's a dog in here" "Don't be stupid, it's just the woofer". 09/05/12 10:00:10	3

	Fortunately, for the future of our gene pool, smoking causes impotence. 07/05/12 19:07:51	3

	The menu was so impressive, he'd put it on his Blackbrolly. 02/05/12 10:01:06	3

	Bird's eye view. 02/05/12 10:00:35	3

	Masterchef was becoming a bit of a circus. 26/04/12 19:16:20	3

	Sadly for the little Dutch, he'd popped his clogs. 24/04/12 19:00:58	3

	" Thank you for calling Thames Water drought line, how can I direct your call?" 20/04/12 19:27:06	3

	Nice legs, shame about the face. 18/04/12 19:02:05	3

	Propelled to stardom. 17/04/12 19:00:43	3

	The act was crap, but the audience were fantastic. 17/04/12 19:00:14	3

	I really have a problem with egg captions, they're so often ova done. 17/04/12 10:01:14	3

	Contrary to urban myth; Billy had plenty of Mates. 16/04/12 19:04:20	3

	"Bloomin' Hell!" 04/04/12 19:00:24	3

	Always popular with birds, Norman Baits. 26/03/12 19:00:36	3

	This time, Bunny knew she'd need protection, so she brought her own Johnny. 20/03/12 20:00:34	3

	Sight for sore arses. 20/03/12 11:00:21	3

	"What you reading love? Jane Austin?" 19/03/12 20:01:55	3

	"Okay, you might be a tall fungi but you're still full of shiit" 13/03/12 11:00:35	3

	Hairspray 07/03/12 11:01:57	3

	Snapshot. 04/03/12 20:00:24	3

	The pharmacist was pretty desperate for business. 19/11/11 20:01:34	3

	Is that your tungsten in my ear? 17/11/11 20:00:57	3

	Was it a sock or had Tommy just seen his first Military Tattoo? 16/11/11 20:00:11	3

	That was the way the cookie crumbled for Heather Mills. 16/11/11 11:05:28	3

	Incogneato 12/11/11 20:02:23	3

	Interpet Explorer 11/11/11 11:00:36	3

	Paw me a drink. 08/11/11 11:02:02	3

	Die Fledermaus 01/11/11 20:00:17	3

	Boarding house. 30/10/11 11:00:59	3

	Anna regretted her stopover in Death Valley. 26/10/11 19:01:46	3

	Blurred vision? Order a guide dog whilst you can still fill in the form. 19/10/11 19:02:47	3

	Naughtical little boys. 18/10/11 10:11:37	3

	How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? 14/10/11 10:01:34	3

	Peppa Pig pregnancy scandal 08/10/11 11:43:47	3

	The Grand Old Juke box of York was only half way up... 05/10/11 10:00:37	3

	Kwik and really fit 02/10/11 10:09:27	3

	Cup-a-supernatural. 26/09/11 12:35:30	3

	Pics and Micks 17/09/11 10:43:36	3