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	Quota	Added	Score	Rank
Captions	10	5288	6715	#37
Photos
Comments	3	151	51	#69
Forum Posts		1

	All Time
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Captions	4374	#50
Photos	35	#95
Comments	14	#80
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	lol creative Nice legs, shame about the faith. 12/02/13 12:46:36	29

	lol They met each other on the web. 15/01/13 20:42:18	27

	lol x2 I think she's about to toe it away. 09/04/16 11:33:31	1 22
Very funny. --Pete
	lol creative ....place casserole in oven, stand on top shelf. 02/05/13 9:03:09	22

	creative x2 clever x3 Honey, have you checked on the twins? 06/10/15 8:41:27	21

	lol x2 We only wear them for special equations. 10/11/13 20:36:45	1 21
Undoubtedly Caption of the Week if ever there was one- fantastic! --Michael Winner
	The mourning after the flight before. 10/07/12 11:22:22	21

	lol creative Why do they keep putting money down that air vent, wondered Charlie. 27/06/14 10:39:22	1 20
This I find so funny every time I see it, just had to give it the maximum. Brilliant caption! (no appologies for the exclamation mark) --John Glover
	The last night of the prams. 07/02/13 9:22:29	20

	The coast road was showing signs of old age. 01/02/13 12:08:46	1 20
Nice --sandeep chahal
	Incontinence 05/11/11 20:27:52	1 20
This is genius man! --Spud Jones
	lol Meetin' two veg. 27/07/15 7:06:13	19

	No win, no fee, no photocopier, no table, no.... 28/10/13 15:04:52	2 19
No tarypublic --Lee Hauxwell
	Its the only place he can find Comfort. 03/05/13 11:03:44	19

	That guy out there's been waving at me for ages, but 'll be darned if I know him. 11/03/13 9:58:52	19

	"Is that your dog?" "That depends. Are those your balls?" 22/09/22 14:41:16	17

	Yep. Brakes on the tractor are fixed. 04/03/22 20:31:58	16

	75% off. 26/12/21 21:09:19	16

	I guess it'll soon be time to wave you goodbye. 16/07/14 11:34:21	16

	creative Stan was telling one of his cornea jokes. 25/04/14 20:52:14	16


28/06/12 10:46:47		14 16

	Whenever he sat down his drink went flat. 18/11/11 20:03:18	1 16

	lol No you fool, I wanted a PRAWN Salad. 21/11/13 20:02:02	15

	creative "We'd better get a hire van" "What we really need mate, is a higher bridge" 04/02/13 9:25:10	15

	Not as happy as they seam. 26/09/12 11:45:14	15

	Ken could not escape from his nightmayor 06/05/12 19:00:39	15

	Now we've lost the lead. 01/10/21 19:17:25	15

	That's two off the bucket list in one go. 31/08/18 20:08:26	15

	Honey! I don't think this is the right lid for the blender. 07/09/15 13:47:04	15

	creative Bin Trouble in Little Diner. 18/05/20 12:40:22	14

	Damn it! Its the screw in type. 14/09/15 8:39:25	14

	He just plays on anon anon anon... 03/06/15 20:50:38	14

	lol After being cooped up all day Rex was now ready for a slash. 23/02/15 11:30:57	1 14

	John and Colin survived but Frank, unfortunately, had screwed a tin of boot polish onto his mask. 03/09/14 20:18:22	14

	She has one of those faces that's hard to read. 25/05/14 11:49:26	14

	What clown left that here? 25/10/13 15:45:33	14

	Costa Del Skol 25/11/12 10:22:48	14

	The walls have smears. 09/07/12 19:00:24	14

	Exorcise 10/12/11 11:59:41	14

	She exercised religiously. 10/12/11 11:42:05	3 14

	She decided to skip prayers. 10/12/11 11:26:14	14

	Cafe Rouge 27/10/11 19:01:49	1 14

	If things got out of hand they could call in the Gherkin Regiment. 24/06/14 11:39:22	13

	These were full length jeans when I started cutting the grass. 17/06/14 19:53:49	13

	Its a bust! 12/07/13 19:24:07	13

	I've barely spent a penny on it. 02/06/13 12:09:47	13

	The colour of bunny 05/04/13 19:01:27	13

	🎵 If you wish upon a bra 🎵 18/02/13 1:51:52	13

	This looks like a booby trap. 13/02/13 20:01:47	13

	Like most continental beers it lacks body. 21/01/13 11:29:45	13

	It goes from 0 - 60 okay but to get to no. 78 you have to wind it up again. 20/12/12 9:57:12	2 13

	..and here's your table sir. Now just wait while I sort you out a stool. 10/11/12 23:45:52	13

	It came free with the arm chair. 02/09/12 11:13:47	13

	We were making a fortune until we put that sign up and then people just stopped coming. 14/10/21 19:01:10	1 13

	I was hoping to leave active service but it appears the army have me over a barrel. 10/05/20 22:34:36	13

	creative No I'm sorry Bobo we still can't go to the park. 30/04/20 11:31:06	13

	I bet you spend ages at the filling station. 10/06/19 19:13:33	13

	lol It was nice of that Mr Cosby to buy us all a drink. 31/12/15 16:43:41	2 13
They do say you should never meet your heroes. --Lucky Elperro
	How he hated the knights in that bed. 23/11/15 21:28:12	13

	They were playing the right notes but clearly the wrong pitch. 02/06/15 8:09:07	13

	Jerry and the Pacemaker 03/03/15 9:31:51	13

	I said it was a mistake to put them so close to the bats. 12/09/22 10:00:36	12

	clever Only stools and horses 28/04/20 9:18:51	12

	creative The roast of Christmas future. 20/12/15 23:53:11	1 12

	All dressed up and nowhere to glow. 26/01/15 20:15:55	12

	Herbie rides again. 13/12/14 15:09:37	1 12

	lol I hear his poor wife is going round with a bucket. 12/11/13 20:21:15	1 12

	creative He cost me 20 Guinness. 02/05/13 11:20:09	12

	Mamma said if I get lost, to go and stand by something big. 22/04/13 12:13:08	12

	Did I see you girls on Thongs of Praise? 12/02/13 13:01:52	1 12
Or are you just wistfully thinking of Thora Hird in Praise Be? --Spud Gunn
	Visiting the tattoo artist twice a week its no wonder he's overdrawn. 07/01/13 21:07:02	12

	"No way will you get me in that banger" 31/07/12 19:00:15	1 12

	Preparing the national dish. 03/07/12 10:09:51	12

	Cunnilinguists 27/01/12 17:15:51	12

	Mummy these balls don't bounce 19/08/22 19:29:30	11

	lol This is agony! Have you finished painting yet? 21/07/22 19:44:41	11

	clever x2 I warned them not to spin the roundabout so fast. 06/07/22 23:18:56	1 11
Don't be boring. --Al Overy
	Take it quickly I'm needed in the next bay. 03/12/21 12:14:39	11

	"....and who's going to water it?" "Don't worry, your Dad will soon do that." 23/11/21 12:08:38	3 11
"....and who's going to water it?""Don't worry, your Dad will soon dew that." --Willie Johnson
	Another glass of wine and then back to my place for a toad in the hole. 29/10/21 11:02:45	11

	The street girls of Grimsby get ready to welcome the returning trawlers. 05/05/20 19:02:18	11

	When she gets down I don't want to be the one to tell her it was just a drill. 21/04/20 11:19:55	11

	creative Ok 5 more minutes but then it's the penguin's turn. 11/08/18 21:56:40	11

	Dukes of haphazard. 16/06/16 19:16:01	1 11
Sorry but a first I read that as dupes of haphazard. --Barrie Bullock
	My God! You've had a conversion. 10/09/15 10:57:47	11

	lol Bollocks Colin! I only came this evening because you said the performers were dressed in stockings and nothing else. 26/02/15 20:57:04	11

	He said he'd beheading off to the pub. 17/12/13 20:27:55	11

	The food is great. But the litter outside the shop.... 01/10/13 9:42:50	11

	I only asked for side burns. 17/06/13 20:53:38	11

	"Does it come with a catholitic converter?" 14/03/13 21:20:48	11

	It was all a bit much to take in. 22/02/13 21:21:14	11

	Too much smoking had made him a little horse. 22/02/13 13:14:44	11

	"Did you screw her?" "No, I just used strong adhesive" 17/01/13 9:25:16	11

	A Farewell to Arms. 08/01/13 20:00:12	1 11

	Capital punishment. 21/12/12 9:33:23	11

	T J Hooker 16/12/12 13:07:24	11

	It has little face value. 12/12/12 20:12:11	11

	They were a dog fearing couple. 18/11/12 20:32:36	11

	Hey Steve the smell from this bag of soap powder is making me feel sick. Would you mind holding it for me? 09/08/12 19:09:20	11

	Tip-Toe through the two lips. 17/07/12 19:04:22	11

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last comments (total: 148)

Subtle.

Neil Mackenzie

25/10/12
8:15am

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I actually prefer it on the rocks. [Tosser Wivlov]

This is the funniest caption I've read all week. Bravo!

Michael Winner

10/11/12
8:15pm

comment on caption:
I refuse to eat here. Unless you give me a spoon. [Tosser Wivlov]

What's this 'all week' about, Michael? Why don't you just say funny caption. Don't you realise you put all captions into second place with this judgement. Fraser has just scored 248 votes and yet you are highlighting this caption. Of course you are entitled to your opinion but I don't think you are even close this time.

Pete

11/11/12
12:51am

comment on caption:
I refuse to eat here. Unless you give me a spoon. [Tosser Wivlov]

Hi Pete, I'm not having a go at anyone, especially not Fraser- I congratulated him as soon as I realised he'd broken the record. As you say, it's just my opinion, the caption that's made me laugh most this week. Comedy is entirely subjective, which is what the voting is all about. I love the timing of this one, it's so deadpan, and thought that it deserved more attention than it was getting (which was none at all), cheers, Michael

Michael Winner

11/11/12
7:48am

comment on caption:
I refuse to eat here. Unless you give me a spoon. [Tosser Wivlov]

Lol!